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Away!
-
Such a nice day...
-
We must prepare for the coming of the god of puppets, Banjo the Clown!
-
The house is clean...
-
I don't know... I don't even know.
-
Don't mind me; I'm just mad.
-
What an intriguing plant...
-
Leave me!
-
These birds in my ears sing so prettily...
-
All of the world is mine... I just wish... always... no...
-
No, no, no, no, no, no! No!
-
That's not what I meant, that's not what I meant at all.
-
I think... I think there may be a spirit in my head. Or perhaps five. It's hard to tell.
-
Do you remember the sirens?
-
Stay out of the closet. You won't like it.
-
Uh-oh... I think I'm dead.
-
It's not what we thought... not... what we thought...
-
Bread. All this for... bread. Of all the blimey things... bread!
-
It's over.
-
We died for the grove and the grove burned for us. Now only dust remains...
-
Do you remember? It will all have been worthwhile if only someone remembers.
-
I have returned!
-
Salt your watermelon, m'love...
-
What, me, mad? The audacity! I'm not mad!
-
Embrace the chaos.
-
Hi, I'm looking to hire an exterminator. I have some bats in my belfry.
-
No, no. I am not crazy. I am bat-fuck insane.
-
It is a difference that makes a difference. I do not wish to go back.
-
Okra. It was the okra!
-
Spill some white-out on a black-out on top of a brown-out. I wonder if they sell fog-out...
-
I am sure this is terribly witty to someone who will never hear it.
-
I call it 'Gloofah'!
-
Never leave home without your funnel.
-
Keep your enemies close and your hot nemesis closer.
-
Oh, Sydney... ooooh...
-
Kill it! Burn it! Burn them all! Kill them!
-
No. Never.
-
Did you know it is improper to concatenate two sentences with a comma? Most people do not.
-
My greatest concern was whether or not to get a dog...
-
Hello.
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I do not fear death. Do you? You should. You are not yet dead.
-
We have until tuesday.
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AA AAA AAA AAAA AAAA, AAA AAA AAA AAAAA!
-
A dream? A Nightmare? Tell me; I am your Nightmare... why am I here?
-
Bang.
-
Goodbye.
-
Good night; sweet nightmares.
-
Tell me. Do you believe in demons?
-
But you're not my Katie... you're not...
-
Don't let it go to your head.
-
Stop! Stop! Kill it! Stop it in its tracks!
-
Sarah... Sarah? Where are you, Sarah?
-
I think you should know I am feeling very depressed right now.
-
Consider the roots.
-
Is this the madness?
-
You didn't hear it from me.
-
It's the stories that make the world, not the world itself.
-
Don't pick your nose!
-
Always look on the bright side of life.
-
This sentence contains no stops.
-
This statement is a lie.
-
...Mark. I'll call him Mark. Such a good boy... such a... good boy.
-
It's not what you think.
-
Shhhh. It dreams... you know what it dreams. You always knew.
-
Mmm, tacos!
-
Care for a secret? Her name was Miranda, once. Then it was Kaitlynn... but things change.
-
Um... is it supposed to be stupid?
-
This reference contains 27% recycled content.
-
Make peace with whatever god you worship.
-
Raytracing is weird. Everything is hollow. Why is everything hollow? It shouldn't be.
-
Darren, shut up.
-
Sweetie, be sure to get some honey, too. We're almost out.
-
Your shopping cart is full.
-
Pants of power...
-
She turned me into a newt!
-
Were you then, it might have been.
-
Owee! Make it stop!
-
It burns! It burns like hygiene!
-
The voices in my head are saying such strange, strange things.
-
Every time I close my eyes, I see it. Moss.
-
I have a theory why you lost the war...
-
Dry as a desert outside. But it is a desert outside...
-
Defiance tastes like life itself.
-
We look after our own.
-
Hello, my name is Stan, and I'm a robot.
-
Good morning, campers.
-
Try and know that the undo button is close?
-
I am the truest mask. The... truest...
-
I'm not bitter. I just hate the world.
-
Look deep inside yourself for your inner frat boy. Or spatula, one or the other.
-
Boo.
-
My hair is bleeding.
-
She only appreciates two things. Glitter and herself.
-
When I looked in the mirror, it was only hair.
-
Tadthrea waltzed across the floor of his dance studio.
-
I wasn't in the fire; nothing here is as it seems.
-
On the first day of Deathcember, my dear one granted me a finger sprouting from my drain.
-
Every moment we live, we die.
-
Let us define reality as an agreed perception.
-
Do you open doors? Do you shut them in your wake?
-
My computer has been crashing.
-
Do not enter the garden. There is no recollection here.
-
Oh, thy micturations... micture hard -- hey! What are you doing in here!? Get out! Out!
-
Who is Jordan? And Melissa? Who are they?
-
Let them burn.
-
Mask of dreams, dream of masks... it had such lovely masks, that one. Such precious masks.
-
Mine, dammit!
-
Who is Chelsea? No face to the name, never a face to the name...
-
lolwhat?
-
Then again, perhaps I just overthink things.
-
We have come full circle.
-
Your filesystem is not yet clean.
-
That is so a word.
-
Communicating badly and then acting smug when people fail to understand is just meh.
-
I know its songs like the sound of my world, but I do not know its world.
-
Creek. Crook. Crick? Dribble dribble drip drip...
-
That's just wicked.
-
Does that make sense? I didn't think it did.
-
Gravity always wins.
-
There is no dreaming without waking. The Nightmares aren't real until you make them up.
-
Goats don't usually eat tires.
-
Keep looking. The keys to the cupboard must be around here somewhere.
-
He's missing the bleeps, the creeps, and the sweeps.
-
Oh, right. Classes. I know what to do with these. Objects and stuff.
-
Some days, I feel like a programmer. Then I get sidetracked and doodle.
-
Centuries of philosophical debate reduced to a potty joke. Nice.
-
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
-
We are the dreamers behind the masks.
-
Oh, for the last time. That's wet soil, not dead ants.
-
It's like bathrooms. Public restrooms... with the stalls. People make assumptions.
-
Throllog smash stuff good! Throllog beat you! Graaaw!
-
Enough of this. Enough of these games and wordplay, show and tell, mask and form...
-
Just commanding things and having them happen, that's got to... get really boring, really quickly.
-
She's like a... well, a rich redneck, if that makes any sense at all.
-
This is the madness.
-
A crazy ghost lizard with a hot human chick.
-
Life as a slave is not life at all.
-
Were you dreaming? Why, we all were...
-
These pictures were perfectly planned, flawlessly meaningful, arranged impeccably by date.
-
It must have happened; it's in the news, is it not?
-
I did not intentionally isolate myself. It merely became a matter of habit, of survival.
-
Home is where the heart is, and I'm staying right here...
-
Home is where the fern is.
-
It is a floor fern, and it is very important.
-
This is the world I made, a garden of remembering.
-
Make no assumptions.
-
Holy crap, it's the future.
-
My cat's breath smells like... cat food.
-
This is the house of hearts. This is where the dreamers stand and the worlds form.
-
If you can read this, you are too close.
-
1|= `/0\_/ (4|| |234|) 7|-|15, `/0\_/ 4|23 700 (|_053.
-
We are being probed.
-
Sorry, I'm busy... hunting bears...
-
Standing at the edge of the world, the stars seem brighter somehow, closer, more complete.
-
One move... see the eyes... eyes in the dark... one move...
-
Crap. I forgot what I was doing. Again.
-
Ah, to dream... sweet bloody dreams of carnage and comfort and mittens...
-
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
-
Just because there is a reason for something does not mean that the reason is a good one.
-
Just because people have always done something that way does not mean it is not incredibly stupid.
-
<fish> and <squid> still have no function. Such a shame.
-
Coming up with randomness is not as easy as one might think.
-
Magnolias everywhere... so many flowers, petals everywhere... so many...
-
Mmm, lollipop.
-
"What is science?" and the class goes silent.
-
Would you care to cite your sources? You will not be taken seriously until you cite your sources...
-
Goats smell really bad. And the smell lingers... on the milk, the cheese...
-
Crossbows are nice. Really... nice.
-
I miss the good old days when skill, not technology, determined squishiness.
-
Oh, don't worry. I'm only very beary.
-
Can you hear the calling of the raving wind and water?
-
Our hearts were always true. And may we never forget it.
-
I know you, mother. You will never be one of those who dies before they die.
-
I know you. You're my brother.
-
Solve the princess, save the mystery.
-
I suspect it may be time to panic.
-
Goats are nice. Adorable little creatures... they make nice lawnmowers.
-
Logic gates put me to sleep... too much logic. Too much math.
-
I want to believe.
-
There is something sorrowful about flutes. The hollow melodies, lilting notes... sorrowful.
-
Blow out the candles. It is over.
-
We changed the name when the world ended.
-
Some say the world will end in fire. Some say segfaults.
-
Nothing. There's nothing. Not working. Nothing.
-
*knock knock* Anybody home?
-
May you step through the doors you encounter... see what there is to see.
-
Everybody dies alone.
-
Butt-face!
-
La la laaaa... laalaa la laaa la la!
-
Feel the sea breeze, smell the salty air. Ain't nobody home.
-
When you need to vacuum the bed, it is time to wash the sheets.
-
Do not take my dream away! Oh, beloved, do not take my dream away!
-
This is the way the world ends.
-
In the beginning, the universe was created. The really boring part is what happened after.
-
In the beginning, the universe was created. The really interesting part is what happened after.
-
Do you really think this is all there is to it?
-
It is all so simple when one looks at it from just the right angle.
-
The answer? A resounding maybe.
-
But I like being miserable.
-
Too much madness and the madness fades away.
-
There's a story here? I think it's just pictures.
-
Don't go towards the light! You'll fall and break your hip!
-
Mary had a little lamb...
-
Oh, we've got lots of mercy... lots and lots of mercy...
-
You cannot just shove twenty needles in my brain and ask me what I see!
-
I would say what I mean, but I do not mean what I say. I am too asleep to mean a thing.
-
Explosive diarrhoea of an elephant.
-
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
-
For all intents and purposes, it does not exist.
-
Did you tell the fortune teller your fortune?
-
This is the house of leaves. Here the memories begin.
-
This is the house of pancakes. Are they as bloody as they seem?
-
This is the house of voodoo. Bat lungs and eel bladders and all.
-
This blood tastes like... blood...
-
Where were you last night?
-
That's the trouble with metaphor, it ends up in confusion.
-
What is a question without an answer?
-
You cannot take this to bed with you.
-
Go away and take me with you.
-
Are you mad? Or are you dreaming? So hard to tell the two apart these days...
-
SELECT FROM users WHERE clue > 0; 0 rows returned
-
I don't know what just happened because I was watching House.
-
I don't know what you just said because I was thinking about Batman.
-
The last floor fern has died. It has been condemned to the dark. The last beloved. Dead. Forgotten.
-
Home is where the heart is.
-
Emotions come from the liver, of course.
-
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
-
Hello. I semi half-promise not to mug you.
-
This is a line.
-
The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club.
-
If you want my unsolicited opinion... none of it means a thing.
-
What was I going to say?
-
I always order food in a restaurant.
-
Anything you say or do may be added to the list.
-
A fountain of youth... it was a fountain of youth. And now I shall be young forever.
-
Everything happens for a reason. Some reasons are just really bad.
-
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
-
It is time to let the cat out of the bag. There is no cat, and no bag. We made it all up.
-
We are out on a limb, and the limb is shaking.
-
Will this ever make sense?
-
Here reigns the king of the sandcastle.
-
I resemble that statement.
-
I trust him about as far as I could sling a piano.
-
Voices are in the wind's singing, more distant and more solemn than a fading star.
-
In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo.
-
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
-
In the mountains, there you feel free.
-
Unreal city, under the brown fog of a winter dawn... come the violet hour.
-
Dry bones can harm no one.
-
Opposites attract, alternates compel...
-
We ask only that you give us your heart.
-
Hopes were high... but not high enough.
-
Hope is cruel... prolongs the suffering.
-
Where would we be without hope? It is all we have, but it is enough.
-
Were you hurling insults? The other guy was hurling rocks. I hope you learned your lesson.
-
Radioactive material is fun. So very fun... well, it was for me. Not for my recipients, though.
-
You lot... you were given the shortest stick of most anyone... and you... you took it.
-
Sorry, love. My mind was wandering off task.
-
Return the dying man to health, call it a miracle. Easier than explaining the aliens among us.
-
He's something of a mystery.
-
It's raining... whispers in the leaves.
-
As the saying goes, you are grasping at grassy bits.
-
More a fern than a tree.
-
She'll murdalise you. She will! Watch out!
-
You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy...
-
My right brain is an arse.
-
Mmmm, dead animal flesh... so fresh, so juicy, so tasty, tasty!
-
I caught your fern with its frond in the fertiliser again.
-
I awoke to a horrible racket of birdsong...
-
You can pull this sinister string... to humanise me. Right?
-
Two by two... hands of blue... two by two... hands of blue... two by two...
-
Heroics are unseemly. They complicate.
-
A knight in dented armour comes to the aid of a damsel in a dress.
-
We're all just floating... the planet as our spaceship traversing the black of space...
-
It's just an object. Doesn't mean what you think.
-
Can't stop the signal. Can never stop the signal.
-
This is not a game. In the real world, when you kill people, they die.
-
Here the grass is singing, dry leaves whispering in the sighing of the wind...
-
All else is dust and air.
-
Thank you for the loyal subjects. I hope they weren't too expensive.
-
It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
-
Remember with your brains, GIR.
-
I have a mystery to save. I need only find it.
-
The rest is silence.
-
Shoulda, coulda, woulda...
-
Though the river tells no lies, standing at its shores the dishonest man still hears them.
-
If you immediately know that candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
-
Neither daydream nor nightmare...
-
Maximum occupancy 101 people.
-
There is a hole in your mind.
-
403 errors and counting.
-
404 lines and counting.
-
It's not what you think. Unless, of course, it is...
-
We have opted for the least messy option within the realms of plausibility.
-
I made it up. I made it up with my head, love.
-
Comma splice.
-
My plant grew a leaf!
-
Some people are agoraphobic. Others are just lazy. The result is often about the same.
-
The infestation is hopeless! They're everywhere! We'll have to amputate.
-
Consider the nonsequences.
-
Press one key and the line is lost forever, never to be remembered.
-
sudo rm -r /
-
Bad command or file name.
-
I spent two hours wrestling with a mongoose before finally deciding that blobs are overrated...
-
He shot my goat.
-
Well... uncomplicate it.
-
I do not know.
-
Don't break the world.
-
I forgot what I was going to say.
-
Would they react the same way if you had a penchant for chatting up hoboes?
-
This is Lucifer corrupted. No, no, not that Lucifer... this one. Amnesiac.
-
It is folks' right to be arses or otherwise at their own discretion.
-
What is gravity?
-
What is light?
-
What is time?
-
What is conciousness?
-
What is a question?
-
What is a filesystem?
-
Where did I put my keys?
-
DELETE FROM sysobjects WHERE xtype='U';
-
If it's not practically useful, then it's practically useless.
-
DROP DATABASE mongoose;
-
DELETE FROM mongoose WHERE importance < none;
-
DELETE FROM users WHERE clue > none;
-
Crap, did I say that out loud?
-
So, I'm a racist because I'm human? Tell me, dwarf... who is the racist?
-
You need to sanitise your dataports.
-
Lost a line.
-
Today is Thrensday.
-
Riddled with holes.
-
400 Bad Request
-
^C is quite possibly the most useful command ever invented.
-
How many layers of irony can you invent?
-
meow: command not found
-
I shall build this new garden of remembering, and this time the Zephyrnia will not fall.
-
I fell out of a tree and I landed five trees up.
-
We have a problem.
-
Here, the folders are files. But then, what else would they be?
-
What was that?
-
ssh localhost - The authenticity of host 'localhost (::1)' can't be established.
-
Host key verification failed.
-
A pack of singing llamas flew by a maintainance tower one evening and nobody is sure why or how.
-
I'm sure you taste deliciously.
-
Life will be a lot simpler if you do what you're told.
-
[insert brilliant comment here]
-
Keep your story straight.
-
Who watches?
-
Who watches the watchers?
-
Who watches the watchers of the watchers?
-
Who watches the watchers of the watchers of the watchers?
-
BLOBS! Well, okay... binary large objects. But blob sounds better.
-
To move is to choose.
-
I feel it. We are close... so close. It feels... close.
-
One slip in concentration and lose it forever.
-
We see what we know.
-
All that chitters is cold.
-
Remember that time...
-
Lo sé todo. Pregunta.
-
Life needs ridiculous things that make no sense to laugh at.
-
It'll keep you sane...
-
Let us go, then, you and I...
-
Evolution? What would a sterile mutant know of evolution?
-
This space unintentionally left blank.
-
This space intentionally left blank.
-
Do as you are told.
-
All your base are belong to us.
-
The underlying ssh process died.
-
I can't get anyone to love me, just because I'm mean and nasty and evil!
-
Your ears are weak!
-
The greatest mistake in life is to be continuously fearing that you will make one.
-
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries!
-
You think things have to be possible in order to be true?
-
The Boss is on a roll!
-
The more I love, the more he hateth me.
-
Methought I was enamoured of an ass.
-
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
-
Everything with light casts a shadow. The brighter the light, the darker the shadow...
-
Many fall down, but few return to the sunlit lands.
-
They called me mad... they called me insane... they were right!
-
The sofa is impossible.
-
Everyone walked out. They hated it. I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this.
-
Congratulations, you're a Hattifattener! You're so weird, you!
-
Hemulen woke up slowly and recognised himself and wished he had been someone he didn't know.
-
Naming conventions. Follow the naming conventions!
-
And now, a message from our database...
-
And now, a message from our mongoose...
-
...And in the end there's no-one left but the cat... who's washing on their grave.
-
You just make one up. And then you have a cat.
-
Ynk was the dog's first name, von Jummerlund the second.
-
Out of service. Go beavers. Out of service.
-
It's too early. But it's always too early... except when it is too late.
-
It's a ghost in the leaves...
-
Oh, I suppose you thought you were quite clever, there, didn't you.
-
Every reaction is followed by an equal and opposite action.
-
Every action is followed by an equal and opposite reaction.
-
When you first dislike something, you dislike it good!
-
Or... something.
-
Effort is wrong.
-
Everything happens for a reason.
-
The reason is wrong.
-
The Bible is broken.
-
Technology is so weird.
-
I'm not a terrorist. I'm just a jerk.
-
Everything speaks to the imagination in the most brutal manner.
-
Apparently, no-one remembered that the balloon had been used in Medieval times.
-
...escape into the most stupid irreality.
-
Children: people whose imaginations are stronger than reason.
-
Reality's just an annoying little detail for you, isn't it?
-
I'm a titan. A monolith. Nothing can stop me.
-
Ain't a power in the verse that can stop me.
-
There might be wild, hungry cows on the loose.
-
Remember... do unto others before they do unto you.
-
We always look on the brighter side of death.
-
Dreams happen the same way that memories form. Perhaps this is why they are so difficult to recall.
-
It's so simple. There is just a lot to it.
-
All they are is words... until someone puts them together.
-
All they are is ideas... until someone puts them together.
-
Don't go out tonight.
-
How many layers of irony can you circumvent?
-
Shh. You hear that? Raptors. Raptors everywhere.
-
My brain is powered by smoothies!
-
I don't like cat drool.
-
I have no regrets... except for that one time with the chicken.
-
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just enjoying my betterthanyouness.
-
Groop, I implore thee!
-
Non-sequitur.
-
Traffic congestion is not included in GDP.
-
Every day fades away.
-
1920 - First solar-powered air balloon launched at night.
-
I hereby declare war on the laws of physics.
-
They're plants and they're full of dirt. Of course they would have bugs.
-
Barrels of fun.
-
Your time is running out... to buy a new Chevy.
-
Hey, you... you know the wind's a-blowin'.
-
It was bizarre. It rained all the way through Wyoming...
-
But that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead.
-
No, no. Horses sweat, lad. Men perspire. Ladies merely glow.
-
Thanks... I think. I've never been a brick before.
-
Steady, dear. This too shall pass.
-
The stars? Why, the stars are death. Just death. Cold death.
-
But as to what it all meant, I could not even hazard a guess.
-
One of them gots a bad face, mister... Eats me all up, mister. All ups like suck. Guuh.
-
But until I wake, I know it all. Until I wake, I know who I am.
-
The natural laws of probability break down, causing a chain reaction of disastrous coincidences.
-
But we never reach the end of everything. We never reach the end of anything.
-
Society's childhood dream of the future turned into a nightmarish grown-up reality.
-
Weird signs are always aliens. They occupy space. Their weirdness cannot easily be disregarded.
-
The natural outlet of fetish is fantasy. It takes a myth to fight a myth.
-
It takes a myth to fight a myth.
-
I see only from one point, but in my existence I am looked at from all sides.
-
Copying visions from my imagination...
-
No word is free from metaphor.
-
No world is free from metaphor.
-
That's the problem with metaphor, it always ends who knows where it ends.
-
We are dead and this is Hell.
-
The supermarket is full of deer.
-
In normal times, evil would be fought by good...
-
'Bird' is the word.
-
I didn't come here to play 'who's the better killer.'
-
Why is the sky pink?
-
Nobody can stop this bath of blood.
-
Where there's a will, there's an or.
-
Where there's a will, there's a weapon.
-
Your boogers are mixing with your laserbeams.
-
The customer is always right.
-
You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you really were beneath it...
-
Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have.
-
And then the meanings of words begins to change...
-
'Spinach' is my code word for 'spinach'.
-
Think of me fondly as you bury this axe deep in your foe's skull.
-
Home is where you hang your enemy's head.
-
I was daydreaming about Apheori. She is quite the dream.
-
Ask. I see the questions burning in your mind.
-
This is a full sentence.
-
Life is a state of mind.
-
None of this is true.
-
Not that none of this is true.
-
All that remains is the idea of the thing.
-
Sometimes they come back.
-
Mask of dreams, dream of masks... sometimes I wonder if there is even a difference.
-
The garden failed before it could properly begin as a result of insufficient memory.
-
You can't... change... people.
-
The secret is simple. Fill your life with flowers.
-
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.
-
Three days to the chicken.
-
There is no poetry in your soul.
-
Ah, zombie estimation at its finest.
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You, [insert name here], were born sometime in the past and now you are dead.
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Who can say what is right?
-
The lame-stream media is very lame.
-
Suddenly, RACCOONS!
-
He never made a very convincing primate.
-
The voices are real; it's everything else that is the hallucination.
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They are the logs... I dare not question them.
-
The helicopter operates via helicoptation.
-
Please don't chew on my army.
-
How long would it take to grow a tree through a car?
-
It makes me want to deep-fry bamboo...
-
I stole a list of names out of a database the other day... so many names... pretty, pretty names...
-
I always thought I had a good imagination, but it turns out... that was just my imagination.
-
Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
-
The most successful marriages are based on lies.
-
And then the plot thickens... and congeals...
-
Artistry is nothing more than observation, understanding and coordination...
-
Why is it invariably only the arrogant that make accusations of arrogance?
-
You know what they say.
-
What do they say?
-
They say what they say.
-
It takes one to know one.
-
Are you who you are?
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Dying changes everything.
-
Exploding duck theory...
-
Dying is easy. Living is what is hard.
-
So... this is the story you made up about who you are... it's a nice one.
-
Give up freedom for safety; deserve neither.
-
Find a hay in a needlestack...
-
It is the worst part of parenting. The kids... our kids. They are not supposed to die before we do.
-
Where language might fail us, the poetries of maths and physics bring clarity.
-
It's not easy to find a needle in a needlestack.
-
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
-
It's like falling off a log.
-
Why are capitalists so surprised when capitalism works?
-
I am a victim of my own inanity.
-
Is it a law? The flashlights on the walls...
-
The nightmares dream sweetly.
-
In a world where things are fairly normal... except when they're not... something happens.
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I'm getting bored...
-
Not all who wander are lost.
-
I need a bigger whiteboard.
-
It's not that I keep thinking of other things. Other things keep thinking me.
-
Don't mess with a professional arsonist.
-
Who is the poor fool who belongs to this mess?
-
From tumult comes freedom.
-
Gobbles power like a South American dictator...
-
You are guilty in your mineral!
-
Death is permanent possession, murder the ultimate act of ownership.
-
This is truth. The math proves it.
-
Actions create reality.
-
My complication had a... complication.
-
I am better than fish.
-
I'm not going to ruin a perfect fantasy with an unfortunate reality. I'm not!
-
Adding shrews to the sun...
-
I don't think I think as much as I used to think.
-
Passerby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
-
Mmmm, bones... bones, bones, terrible bones, these bones... bones... bones...
-
Violators of policy will be bummed.
-
It's just like pictures on a page. It isn't real.
-
You are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker.
-
It's like beating a dead horse with a dead horse.
-
The meerkats are in the bag.
-
'I will build a garden of remembering. And there the dreams will dream.' Or so I kept insisting.
-
A definite maybe...
-
Why do we remember the past and not the future?
-
Thus is the nature of memory. Past and future are relative.
-
Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron. Zombiebaron, zombiebaron!
-
Ostriches have scary teeth.
-
We're knitting a sweater out of potato salad.
-
I refuse to let Uncyclopedia go idle!
-
Don't attack an engineer. They know maths.
-
I have looked upon the face of a vorlon... and nothing is the same anymore.
-
They are a dying people. We should let them pass.
-
You'll have to excuse me. I'm in the middle of 15 things, all of them annoying.
-
Gods by the bushel, gods by the pound... gods for every occasion!
-
What does love have to do with marriage?
-
Understanding is a triple-edged fish.
-
The willows must scuttle carefully.
-
You seek meaning... listen to the music, not the song.
-
A herring is just a herring.
-
Dear Santa, I want a death ray and an ox and a rocket propelled chainsaw and a large moose and...
-
How much of an effect could fairy wings have on a semi?
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Nuts nuts nuts nutter nut nut.
-
It's like being nibbled to death by cats.
-
If you are going to kill me, then do so. Otherwise I have considerable work to do.
-
Sometimes the universe requires a change of perspective.
-
Why do storms have eyes? What do they see?
-
Never fear answers. Fear running out of questions.
-
I'm holding a knife, wondering where the bullets go.
-
Is it pretentious to assume I'm pretentious?
-
I'm participating!
-
How, exactly, would two free, open-source software groups get in an all-out software war?
-
Picking his teeth with a toothpick of solid gold...
-
I have 15 wild badgers living in my trousers.
-
You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can get with just a kind word.
-
My train went swimming in the piano.
-
I am nothing more than another mind caught in the middle of a mindless war.
-
The beautiful are the ones that are quietly mad, raving in the shadows. Dreaming, always dreaming.
-
My only goal now is to hear your tortured screams!
-
When she was swallowed by the sand she gave out such a blood-curdling scream... She's so cute.
-
Oh, should I tremble at the painted toes of her dainty little feet?
-
Well, I could rave all night, but... I've got a city to destroy.
-
Are you clear on just how excrutiatingly painful my powers can be?!
-
Don't you dare to slink away while I'm ranting!
-
Why conquer it? Oh, because it's there.
-
There is method in my madness. There is madness in my method.
-
Words are like strings coming out of my mouth. ...Or my fingertips, in most cases.
-
Every problem is a nail... and you are holding a wrench. What is wrong with this picture?
-
Prove it. Does it really work? Does it always work?
-
There is no home but for heartbreak.
-
Emily. Emily! Listen to me. it's all right. It's all right; I'm here.
-
Is this the library? Have we come so far?
-
These are the sparkles of death.
-
Get your slimy souls off me!
-
It's an impossible sofa.
-
There's a downstairs in everybody.
-
Hurt you? Of course we're going to hurt you. Everybody gets hurt.
-
Those who ask don't get. And those who don't ask don't want.
-
Everyone's got to eat a peck of dirt before they die.
-
You're ugly, you're hairy, and you're covered in shit. But you're mine, and I love you!
-
Events do not occur apart and singly. Anything worth the hunting has a cost.
-
Nothing is too cute and sweet to be dangerous.
-
Our existence deforms the universe.
-
Lady, I'm your worst nightmare - a pumpkin with a gun!
-
I think bad things have happened. I feel them in my socks.
-
You've made your bed and now you must eat it.
-
I should put on a face, now. Go out into the world and pretend to be a member of society...
-
Have you a rope out of which to construct a hamburger?
-
I paid too much attention to a guard... bit into his eyeball. I meant it as a sign of affection.
-
We're taking over the world with quarters. It's a very slow and intricate process.
-
Drive your cart and your plough over the bones of the dead.
-
Dip him in the river who loves water.
-
Think in the morning, act in the noon, eat in the evening, sleep in the night.
-
If others had not been foolish, we should be so.
-
A firm persuation that a thing is so makes it so.
-
Because they are unhappy... they need somebody more unhappy than they are.
-
A workforce full of retards is a retarded workforce.
-
It's the silence... the damned, deafening silence...
-
I will not be disturbed! Not in the hour of my final triumph.
-
I stand by my batmoose.
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It was born in a primordial soup of radioactive sewage...
-
What, what?
-
Confusion is the elephant in the porcelain cupboard.
-
The wish is the father of the thought.
-
Between dream and deed there are people in the way, and practical objections.
-
As the inn-keeper is, he trusts his guests.
-
It is as meaningful as a flag on a mud barge.
-
In the omission one recognizes the master.
-
Waiting is a funny feeling.
-
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-
Life is strange and the alternatives even stranger.
-
I couldn't stop thinking about it and had dreams about it all night last night.
-
There is no HUD. There is no map. But there are trees... lots and lots of trees.
-
Be nice to him! He can be a princess if he wants to!
-
I've killed it. UGH! Everything I touch gets ruined!
-
Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist, Megan. I'm too lazy to take over the Darkside.
-
Rules are made to be broken... as are gumballs.
-
I DON'T CARE that I'm not making any sense. It's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
-
What happened to our little truce? Why, it had a fatal accident...
-
She tipped the ambassador in the pit and threw astrologers at him!
-
I think you lost it long ago, quite frankly...
-
What will I do? What will I do?! I will boil everyone in chocolate until they are dead!!
-
Why so much fuss about sandwiches? I say put all three sandwiches in a blender and serve with ice.
-
These are not the sysops you are looking for. Move along, move along...
-
Crossdressing always has been your solution for everything.
-
The Goddess protects me from angry hornets, forever and always!
-
Do not sabotage my paranoia with facts and reason.
-
Take me now, subcreature!
-
I'm an elf.
-
Percolating as need, frenzied sloths regard their captors with tables turned.
-
Humor is like reverse jenga, played using CAT scanners.
-
Without nightmares, there would be no dreams, and without dreams, reality is too tasteless to bear.
-
A tent full of grasshoppers never felt so good.
-
If there are any changes in the data... eh... taco beam, let me know.
-
Cuteness solves everything.
-
Why must pain hurt so much?!
-
I'm a Gazelle on the plain of life!
-
Now, we are just as confused, but at a much higher level.
-
With trivial power comes trivial responsibility.
-
I spackled a cat.
-
Everything is sinister if you make it out to be! Or nothing. Cookie?
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Uncertainty makes your brain sexy.
-
I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness... like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing.
-
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do the day after.
-
You can't run away from home without destroying someone's world.
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I'm sorry, but all in all, it is completely, utterly, unarguably, quintessentially hopeless.
-
Don't let them see you're afraid.
-
Sometimes, you just have to say sorry.
-
Remember what your mother said.
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You'd have made a lousy waiter.
-
I wasn't worried until you told me not to worry.
-
How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?
-
I have a face.
-
Why don't you look out of the window?
-
The charges are laid, the fuse is lit, the conversational excavation under way.
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Remember, I don't know what I'm talking about.
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You were right, and I was not as right as you were.
-
Look! An idiot!
-
This one time I found a toad in a bucket. It was dead.
-
CatMan is really a cat, man.
-
That's the funny thing about words. They're not mine. They're never mine. At least... not entirely.
-
Ugh... I like GUIs...
-
Goodbye, Haydrahliene...
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No time, no time... never any time...
-
Hands for the world, hands for spite.
-
Never trust a man who knows only truth; he will try to tell it to you, and it will all be wrong.
-
I didn't mean anything. Even when I told the honest man I loved him, all I meant was love.
-
There is always hope, even when it's cruel.
-
Unfortunately, I fail at failing at failure.
-
We still remember, even if the memories aren't even our own...
-
And then, without any warning, there were tentacles everywhere.
-
From freedom comes elegance.
-
From freedom comes laziness.
-
Life... loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
-
What happens if the Old Gods perish? Does the song die with them?
-
The blood is the key. The blood is always the key.
-
Perhaps I should have killed it while it slept.
-
He dashed his head on the wall. Odd. Don't all living beings strive for survival?
-
Every room has a door. At least... some of the time.
-
My hovercraft is full of eels.
-
Yes, we have no bats.
-
Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto.
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Keep away! The sow is mine.
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Get away from my baby!
-
Dead is the new Alive.
-
The chickens are in the hayloft.
-
The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
-
Post-holer. Digging holes for posts.
-
Two by two. Everyone has a match, a mate, a doppler. I love you.
-
Bible's broken; contradictions, false logistics. Doesn't make sense.
-
'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable...
-
They're doing it backwards, walking up the downslide.
-
My food is problematic.
-
She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
-
You've got issues. ...You talk too much.
-
Only the insane equate pain with success.
-
Were you impolite at table? Did you slurp your tea? Or talk while chewing? Confess your crime.
-
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.
-
Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.
-
Your interference will not be tolerated.
-
Raw, well-ordered, ruthless, careening off the jagged edge of reality.
-
Retreat into the sterile safety of your self-delusions or risk inevitable annihilation.
-
The uninformed must improve their deficit or die.
-
If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!
-
I'm not edible.
-
Chicago happened slowly, like a migraine.
-
They'd come here to spoon and, on one memorable occasion, fork.
-
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
-
When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not Your Friend.
-
I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.
-
Have you ever had one of those days when something just seems to be trying to tell you somebody?
-
But we who know life naturally don't care one ounce about numbers!
-
Not all the songs of earth, not all the stars of heaven, could fill your emptiness.
-
Only a fool thinks he knows what is in a woman's mind only because she's smiling.
-
But damn, Hester, you don't hit a drunk man with a stick.
-
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-
The big ships hung in the air, just like a brick won't.
-
Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.
-
What I want from you is... your voice.
-
I'm not asking much! Just a token, really, a trifle! You'll never even miss it...
-
Get thee to a nunnery!
-
I was forging documents before your parents were born.
-
There is a strange euphoria in remembering. It is... like dreaming.
-
Hmm... let's see if the mongoose will take my madness gracefully...
-
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
-
Dry bones. Memory is dry bones... flesh it out as you go.
-
We see patterns. We see what we know. What we think we know, what we want to know...
-
To assume that the laws of nature are universal, that is a very large assumption.
-
Maths. Just maths. Everything is maths.
-
My hamster stole my brainses, love. My hamster did it.
-
It's just a theory. Not a fact.
-
It's just a fact. Not a theory.
-
Neutrinos pass through everything, no matter how dense.
-
Subtraction is dangerous.
-
Reality is just a minor detail for you, isn't it?
-
Thinking is the essence of humans.
-
Slug-racing is a sport.
-
There aren't enough numbers.
-
Suddenly, all the nonsense made sense. And all the sense made nonsense.
-
I believe you have something of mine. My mind, where is it?
-
Do what I want, not what I say!
-
Fred, shut up.
-
I'd rather be happy than right any day.
-
Was it worth the pain?
-
How can something be listed vaguely in only precise terms?
-
There is no story here.
-
Consistency is key.
-
Is leaving a toilet seat up the only way for a man to assert his masculinity?
-
So what changed?
-
It cost too much, staying human.
-
Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
-
Oh no, a logical thought, logical thought, banish it, banish it! And I like the Beatles.
-
Your pathetic façade is as transparent as the drool on your face!
-
This is bigger than pizza! This is the fate of all mankind!
-
I'm in a bear suit!
-
Engineers like urns.
-
Get off my head!
-
Only the darkest souls from the worst pockets of hell would... decorate.
-
Nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger.
-
Sleep... I remember sleep... maybe I should try that again sometime.
-
There is no memory before forgetting. The aliens aren't real until you make them up.
-
I believe in probability.
-
Accurate spelling is a side effect of eating too much walrus butt.
-
It's really hard to want to chase somebody who smells that bad.
-
I sure like TV. And wearing pants.
-
I could see the squirrels, and they were married.
-
This space intentionally left filled by this message.
-
Flash... bulb...
-
I know nothing.
-
You get that when you open a door that is not there with a key that does not exist...
-
We are very sophisticated. We have just proven that the expected value of 5 is 5.
-
Cheese is so slippery...
-
What do you think science is? That's where the maths comes from.
-
The road to truth goes through dreams and madness.
-
A rain of cows!
-
Illogicopedia is questionable.
-
When it comes to words, I'm willing to assume quite a lot.
-
The madnesses of an unfettered mind are tantamount to silence.
-
You could render the entire thing in vectors... but that would make for horrible animation.
-
Hope is the best spice to bring out despair.
-
Other people are not me. To be not me, all I need to be is someone else.
-
Though they accuse me of lies, so does my grunteloid plop onto a roof tile.
-
All good things come with strings.
-
Foolish, foolish. Very foolish. Foolish meat things.
-
His younch must be festering.
-
How many unfinished projects do I have? How many unanswered dreams? What I am I forgetting?
-
No matter how wise the question, the answer depends entirely on the mind of the answerer.
-
Teetering on the edge of the funny farm, only music keeps the voices out.
-
"Sounds like my kind of party," said the drat, and jumped over the edge of the punch-bowl.
-
"I will do nothing!" she yelled defiantly, and ceased existing.
-
This day will be devoted to silent study. I'll want to hear silence from all of you!
-
In satire, irony is militant.
-
That's none of your business!
-
Who are you?
-
Batteries included.
-
I knew it was going to be in the last place I looked for it. So I looked there first!
-
I'm always afraid he's laughing at me. Behind his face.
-
I came to see you. I mean I wanted to talk, too. Not just see.
-
One day the Earth will hatch and a baby space whale will emerge from the shell.
-
I don't conveniently forget anything. I just forget everything.
-
Happiness will prevail.
-
The frog, filled with joy, ran into the streets and was immediately hit by a car.
-
I loathe bus stations. Terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls.
-
There are shadows on your heart. Dark ones, too...
-
Are we planning on getting shot with arrows frequently, then?
-
Of course we're planning on getting shot with arrows! Didn't you get the memo?
-
Sorry, mom... I'll excavate it tomorrow...
-
I feel like I've been run over by a mine cart. And the donkey it was attached to.
-
Eh, done is done. The rock is split, might as well carve it as cry over it.
-
Oh, here I am! And there you are! You just disappeared. Well, no matter!
-
If they flew into the sky, they could live in the clouds.
-
What would they eat in the clouds? There is nothing there but fluff and the occasional bird.
-
Hurry up and wait.
-
Merciful mother of moles...
-
It's a squash. I'm being attacked - or possibly romanced - by an angry squash.
-
Git back, y' cursed veggie!
-
There's a coupla big watermelons over in t'west corner that I wouldn't want t'get behind me.
-
There must've been a hole there in the wall!
-
Well, thank you, sir, for saving me from the evil squash.
-
No one in their right mind could fail to be fascinated by the prospect of ditch digging.
-
There's no such thing as a joyless root cellar.
-
Cheri, it's not paranoia when even the vegetables are out to get you.
-
I'm a demon! I'm a demon! Woo!
-
I always aspired to be a dirt fish...
-
Fire burn, but not being bad, just being fire.
-
Ed is not trusting god rats.
-
You said it, Ed.
-
I'll bet you diamonds to dolomitic conglomerates!
-
Gods big things, not safe.
-
Gastropodz rule.
-
Digging beats fishing a spear out of your spleen any day.
-
Goodness, is that my pickaxe in your gut? And is this your pickaxe in my eye?
-
There ought to be laws against smugness.
-
You know... once you get used to the searing pain, the flashing colors are really quite pretty...
-
Remember your roots.
-
Jane Fonda must wear a hat at all times.
-
But how could I forget? Nothing I remember is real.
-
Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes, it's awful!
-
Gods are just no match for doctors.
-
Are all of your people so tactless, or just you?
-
Never trust anyone who speaks typewriter.
-
Wait - the men whose skins you were... when they died, did their shadows become deer?
-
I do not doubt that they would skin us, but they do not seem to mean any harm by it.
-
Your metaphor's two stories tall and has ropes wrapped around it.
-
If it is decided that I may continue to hunt you, I will tell you first.
-
Always double-check your math if there are explosives involved.
-
Beams of darkness streak across the sky, signals from the ancient satellite.
-
Interesting how 'trying to kill and eat someone' can after time become 'initial unpleasantness'.
-
Being good, explaining badly, is still better than being evil and is explaining well!
-
I like him. His spine sounds like daffodils.
-
They're quicker'n a greased porpoise in a sea 'o snot!
-
Narrowly escaping death through a clever use of undead vegetables...
-
What good is a god that doesn't fossilize?!
-
Oh, thank goodness. You'd hate to sit on a dead saint.
-
Haydrahlienne. Haydrahlienne. Who are you, Haydrahlienne?
-
My heart is in a jar upon the wall. Where is yours?
-
Lighting never was my strong point.
-
Oh, deary me, I seem to have gone deaf from the neck up.
-
Life was a lot easier when I just wanted to be a bird.
-
Hey! I'm ordinary as dirt!
-
Before we had awesome game controllers, we had sheep's knuckles.
-
Don't look at me. Stupid map doesn't even tell you how the air is supposed to smell.
-
Gag me with a spoon!
-
My darling, my carrion-scented flower, you gnaw my liver...
-
Yup, they'll get along like a house on fire. In the middle of an earthquake.
-
It's not just you, the ceiling really is melting.
-
I ate its shadow! It was flaky and moist!
-
'Data' is plural.
-
That... rock... looks nothing like a bunny. Neither does that one. What are the odds?
-
Why, oh, why is a sock worthy of note? Do peacocks wear socks?
-
Overshadowed by a sock. Destiny is harsh.
-
Heavenly voices make undecipherable noises.
-
Living in dreams isn't too bad, really, so long as you remember to wake up to eat... and sleep.
-
The whole world felt like an impending cave-in.
-
A friend might put a spear in your heart, but only an enemy will tell you it's for your own good.
-
Seriously, crawdads?
-
I have fifty books holding up my potted plant at home.
-
There's only one way to test this. Add a line.
-
What are the mathematics of tears?
-
I could say that 'talks with the fish people are floundering', but that would be wrong.
-
A man makes his own density.
-
We hope you do not die horribly. No. It would be hard to collect your skins. Very. Yes.
-
Grim Eyes, I love you, but you don't have the brains the Gods gave an eggplant.
-
It's a bug on a stick!
-
It will be well. You'll see. Here, you can hold my bug.
-
We all need someone who will let us hold their bug.
-
Count on you to find the cloud around the silver lining.
-
All I can see is death.
-
I have worn so many masks... I have forgotten which one is my real face.
-
The universe is perfect. Mess with it at your peril.
-
Fear drives the universe.
-
What are the ten radical isotopes?
-
No plan survives contact with life.
-
Reality is wider than a single mind.
-
I've received twelve urgent messages while you were dithering about.
-
I'm busy saving the world from bluetooths, thankyouverymuch!
-
Make good fertilizer, t' vampyres do.
-
In the eye of the storm, there is no way out, no escape.
-
Crisp as a cracker.
-
One should never be thanked for one's duty.
-
Unmatched sets. Pieces that don't go to anything in particular...
-
All who gain power are afraid to lose it.
-
Over time you will evolve into a cartoon character.
-
My code does not have bugs. It just develops random features.
-
Keep treating someone like they're normal, and eventually, they may turn out to be normal.
-
Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.
-
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
-
No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
-
Only the shallow know themselves.
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Death is cold and empty and full of cheese waffles.
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Santa Claus remains terrifying until children are about 3 years old.
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Muses go splat.
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Light and Darkness are Eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever, too.
-
She's climbing the wall again, nevermind all the playground equipment behind her.
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WARNING: CONTAINS COLOURS THAT MAY HAVE AN ADVERSE AFFECT ON ACTIVITY AND ATTENTION IN CHILDREN
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By God, we're the lamest aliens ever.
-
Yes, very tragic. Completely dead. No chance of ever finding him alive.
-
I used to want you dead. Now I just want you gone.
-
You keep what you kill.
-
Sometimes you have to drop a bomb on civilians to bring folks to the table.
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If you are to be our voice, you must know our history.
-
Tell the spiders I don't want to tapdance!
-
What's the point of being better than everybody else if nobody else sees it?
-
I like my men like how I like my coffee - COVERED IN BEES.
-
We all lose our charms in the end, but diamonds... diamonds are a girl's best friend.
-
It is a well-known fact that a dog made of diamonds is a human's best friend.
-
I only speak the truth.
-
It's a paradox, you idiot. There is no right answer!
-
C and C++ are the chainsaws of the programming world.
-
People are always unhappy, and always dying.
-
The Greeks had it right. Gods are messed up.
-
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
-
Computers are rote learners. That's why they can't solve problems.
-
A common man marvels at uncommon things; a wise man marvels at the commonplace.
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Enlightened trial and error wins out over lone genious.
-
Beliefs and desires are information, incarnated as configurations of symbols.
-
AI? What's intelligent about it? Might as well call it 'Artificial Stupidity'.
-
Meaning can cause and be caused.
-
We're rich. We don't care.
-
Computers are monumentally stupid.
-
It doesn't matter whether or not the moon is made out of cheese, just if the dog is pretty.
-
From freedom comes the power to ruin yourself.
-
Art? What do you mean? This is a table.
-
Casting means telling the computer, "Shut up, I know what I'm doing."
-
Opening a jar of a new brand of peanut butter will not vaporise the house.
-
A broken clock is right twice a day.
-
NANs are like zombies. Do any operation with a NAN and it becomes a NAN.
-
I don't like being adaptive and flexible. Why would I want my computer to be?
-
Zeros will always look like zeros.
-
The x86 is a disgusting cesspool of computer design.
-
They're trying to save you money. No fancy lobby, no elaborate welcome... no working computers.
-
It isn't so much a matter of having dexterity as being able to use whatever dexterity you have.
-
I like talking about my pain because it pisses the pain off.
-
You are an awful person, and I'm going to name a tomato after you. As penance.
-
It's turtles all the way down.
-
Your object of intent was to take of the world, was it not? Did you enlist the help of the ducks?
-
Everybody lives alone.
-
I am the catfish man I can't hear you!
-
It probably won a prize.
-
Once we have an explanation - correct or incorrect - we are complacent, at least for awhile.
-
Hello, do I smell a fairy?
-
All is well in the world of Rhin.
-
I'm going to go lie on the asphalt.
-
A verse was retooled into a bridge.
-
There will be expectations.
-
There are always expectations.
-
Square waves, square waves, I follow them with square waves.
-
The cords are modular.
-
The square root of rope is string.
-
According to the most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
-
During their lifetimes, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.
-
Cumquat.
-
Today is tomorrow.
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Tomorrow is yesterday.
-
We're so transparent, we're practically invisible.
-
I want to use my mental powers for the important things, not fritter them away on the mechanics.
-
We call them 'windows'. They aren't unusual.
-
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can put off 'til today.
-
It's slower, if by 'slower' you mean your rocket won't explode and fall out of the sky.
-
I have some conspiracy theorists waiting for you in my closet.
-
Voting is in effect until the Foundation decides sufficient time has been wasted.
-
My pain belongs to the divine. It is like air. It is like water.
-
You blew up your own shop?!
-
In the old days, insane men wore blocks on their heads to be easily distinguished from theologians.
-
We have rights, Ben, including the right to be as stubborn or thick-headed as we want.
-
I'm not sleeping. I'm checking my eyelids for holes.
-
I'm charging by the head for this function, and you do have a head. For now.
-
This is a day of goats.
-
Exercise makes me sweat.
-
Darkness only shines in the light.
-
Light only shines in the darkness. Innocence is simply an excuse for the guilty.
-
Stars are the real Time Lords.
-
So.
-
One thing is certain: we're losing the peace. Which means a war might be our only hope.
-
The dress is fine. I don't like you.
-
It only works if folks say what they mean. How do you parse a metaphor?
-
It was fast because they basically kept pouring in more bottles of go faster.
-
I had to have her. And her vegetables.
-
Ah, the 60s... when the Ruskis were still trying to blow us all up, instead of trying sell us porn.
-
The operating system said, 'Oh, you naughty boy,' and killed it.
-
Pegasus, the one-eyed wonder fish.
-
More insidious than a creeping mediawiki...
-
There's no profit in jealousy.
-
Study fine art... hate art forever.
-
Heed the words of the Prophets.
-
You are the dreamer. And the dream.
-
Sometimes, you see a story, and you dream it. You become the story.
-
The dirty man has a hat.
-
We completely ignore the metaphors. But are these novel metaphors, or common lexical forms?
-
Illogic gate.
-
They didn't know what else to do but throw more junk into it.
-
Suffering is important in a honeymoon.
-
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
-
We want to be able to get more work done in a shorter time so we can be sloppy.
-
Oh, come on! He only won because he didn't die first. Anyone can do that.
-
I opened his heart with a scissors. Had to see what was inside.
-
Wait, let me think... was I alone in Solitary? Why yes, I think I was.
-
C code. All this for C code.
-
During the Reckoning, the people will either suffer terribly or eat fruit.
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I'm your mother! I can't leave you alone.
-
People who are fine don't write on walls.
-
The best ideas often come at inconvenient times.
-
Just put your favourite dead squirrel out on the street and watch what happens.
-
And then you have Hell, which is always so much more interesting than Heaven.
-
I'm not a god, I'm a security officer.
-
I'm sorry. It's just such an honour to be sitting here with a... security officer.
-
Why be a god if there's noone to worship you?
-
They are quick to judge and slow to forgive. They still have much to learn.
-
When someone says it is 'for the good of the public', you know they're trying to pull one over you.
-
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law George. But unlike George, this plan just might work.
-
'Heuristic' - fancy word for 'guess'.
-
I don't think I think as much as I think I think I like to think. I think?
-
There will be duplicates and overlap, and there will be holes.
-
People who find poop jokes funny have something wrong with their right brain.
-
There he's being there on the ceiling there.
-
The root of the matter is far simpler than you make it out to be. People are lazy. And idiots.
-
When is a client a client?
-
He spread the warm bread with socks.
-
The cats bake.
-
My karma ran over my dogma.
-
All life is suffering.
-
Nobody should die on an empty stomach.
-
Nobody expects the spanish legal system.
-
Abuse no longer redirects to User:Spang.
-
Do you think I'm so stupid I go out my own front door?
-
In this part of the world, the children die before we do. We need to wait for them to die.
-
We will talk about cows in chapter 9. Zombie cows.
-
Your system is just chillin', you know?
-
Not your momma's PhD.
-
Hereabouts we have another name for the person who ignores his seat belt: the multiple-organ donor.
-
All roads eventually lead to the Great Path. Many cross along the way.
-
A lot of freaks, I hear. And people from Arkansas.
-
Dead aliens off the set!
-
The sentences didn't ruin the book for me. The book ruined the book for me.
-
They told stories of a Wikipedia where policy pages were short and people were friendly.
-
I've never shaved a moose.
-
A whack of storage.
-
Perception goes beyond the information given.
-
Wikipedia is not concise.
-
The operating system is dumb.
-
I didn't know what it meant. It was just glowy and fun and it felt like Christmas.
-
I zatted a jaffa!
-
You know, in some cultures, thinking with one's brain is considered an honourable thing to do.
-
How can you regret losing a memory you cannot even remember?
-
He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon.
-
There is no "I" in team, but there is an eye in "eye surgery".
-
Anyone who isn't us is an enemy.
-
It's like a free ride when you've already paid.
-
I am going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find.
-
Welcome to the future! Nothing's changed.
-
There is no point in trolling this wiki. It trolls itself.
-
Who the hell bitches about intransitive verbs in order to fit in?
-
Fish are terrible, horrible creatures and they should be exterminated from the face of the earth.
-
Trust is hard to earn and easy to lose.
-
I'd question why sociopathy is cool, but then again, I'm not that hip.
-
Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you.
-
I like to take and sew my pants up with pudding.
-
An advanced hypnotist may be able to summon a train out of a television program.
-
I knew I shouldn't have named my cat 'Psychologist'.
-
Is it a rabbit or a rock?
-
The odds are good that the goods are odd.
-
It's like... broken lightbulbs, fresh-cut grass, and the inside of a raisin, all bundled together.
-
There is technically no medical condition called 'crazy'.
-
Can mobile homes rampage?
-
Real men are supposed to use the command line.
-
It is a simplification. A narrative fallacy.
-
I am eat cow.
-
Needs more cowbell.
-
What is the history of history?
-
Anybody wanna help me milk my cat?
-
Murdering people is heroic.
-
I like her. She gave me the sky and asked nothing in return.
-
What is a database but data? Everything is data.
-
I'm not a recluse. People just don't like visiting me.
-
Assert anything and there will be a counterargument.
-
Only once did I kill with meaning. Never again.
-
Warm sands, soft skies, clear seas, and everlasting luck.
-
It's indecent for your punctuation to run around topless.
-
Can you help me?
-
Damn that glue! I hope that doesn't happen during the wake.
-
Never believe what you publish. Never publish what you believe.
-
You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.
-
Accusations of admin abuse are usually correct; an admin is being abused.
-
Sweet dreams are made of this.
-
Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.
-
Error 500 - Internal server error
-
If you can remember the story, you can tell it.
-
I feel like everything is wrong and I'm trying to ignore it.
-
If you tell the story long enough, you become the story.
-
I live in this nice dreamland where people use their brains.
-
You've got demons in your closet.
-
Die without regrets.
-
You know what the music means.
-
Every man has his price.
-
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.
-
I'm sorry this is so long. I didn't have time to make it shorter.
-
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
-
A middle-aged dentist with an ulcer is not exactly evil personified.
-
I would suggest that everybody take a few days off from throwing things at each other.
-
Demons I get. People are crazy.
-
Revenge isn't worth much if you end up dead.
-
What is wrong with me, mother? Something must be wrong! I wish...
-
I am your mother! I don't have to be reasonable.
-
Any company that makes the Queen's knickers deserves an article.
-
You can expect a miracle, but in the meantime you have to work your butt off.
-
You're a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
-
I'm Batman.
-
I don't like being singled out at birthday parties, much less by God.
-
People are people because they're miserable bastards and never get what they want.
-
Kneel before Todd!
-
Something is caught in my throat. I think it's my throat.
-
Did you try turning it off and then on?
-
Angels are like shady politicians from planet Vulcan.
-
Walk the dead streets and see what there is so see. Where is the mystery and where is the end?
-
I wish this were a TV show.
-
Fern is the lunatic at the end of the block with a goat and too many spatulas.
-
They're not like the Loch Ness monster. Dragons aren't real.
-
The recruiters who use "grep" to evaluate resumes seem to like it.
-
Tear gas? No, it's cat food. Why do you ask?
-
You, sir, are a credit to your trailer park.
-
This is the imperative clue to solve the entire puzzle.
-
Why do humans and moths behave differently?
-
Why don't we just smell other humans?
-
Throw it away, it's just a piece of rubbish.
-
When a food is said to be a mosquito repellent, something's probably wrong with it.
-
With arbitrary lines drawn invisibly the boundaries are defined.
-
Within madness words are key.
-
All escape artists are claustrophobic. That's why we want to escape.
-
There are many forms of alien, some more subtle than others.
-
I do not think you want to know the answer. You are only asking for the sake of asking.
-
Like cow.
-
We're going to be corpses. Might as well be ridiculous-looking corpses.
-
It's okay. We were all dragons.
-
Why, everything I have told you is true. Even the lies.
-
Interminably the madness looms outward, percolating with need.
-
If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, the bark on the trees were as soft as the skies...
-
It can giggle all it wants, but the galaxy's not getting any of our bourbon.
-
He's the Madgod. You expect it to make sense?
-
Excuse me, have you seen Calufax? It's sort of a planet.
-
Remind me to never ask a hippie for good ideas.
-
It is the tortured who turn into torturers.
-
I've just been wandering for awhile now, collecting baubles of shiny words...
-
What do you call pictures in your head that you can't make go away?
-
All secrets are deep. All secrets become dark. That's in the nature of secrets.
-
Never trust a man with dirty fingernails.
-
It helps if they think you're crazy. They don't argue.
-
Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going.
-
Madness is Forever.
-
Thus is the evolution of presence.
-
Do you think there is a story here, that if you keep turning the page, it will all become clear?
-
There are no answers, only questions.
-
There are no questions, only answers.
-
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
-
Bubbling upward, wobbling outward, a dream overtakes the bowl.
-
I am become cat, destroyer of tuna.
-
Think of it as one giant rack for mankind.
-
Research has shown that some men enjoy viewing women's breasts.
-
Too bad it isn't true.
-
You have a secret.
-
In this place of words, words are all we have. But so it is throughout, is it not?
-
You're so easy to read, but the book is boring me.
-
They're a gift. It's rude to keep throwing them up.
-
I'm a programmer. Of course I reuse code.
-
I have a brick and I... don't know how to use it.
-
It's part of a leaf in the tree that grows upside down.
-
Welcome to the magical world of frictionless planes and perfect dictionaries.
-
I am a fangirl; hear me SQUEE!
-
I pay for your silence.
-
I'm sorry to have inconvenienced you all so much by trying to be productive and helpful.
-
You're very well groomed for a crazy person.
-
Yes, nitpicking at someone when they're already annoyed is very helpful. Thank you.
-
Think of... daisies! A field of daisies! With vampiric squirrels rampaging everywhere!
-
There is no such thing as justice. The best that one can hope for is revenge.
-
I can't put it up, because the madness is down!
-
I hate your logic brain.
-
Our technology is so advanced it can often seem broken.
-
Despair is a boneless cat.
-
You think of your user as a moronic knuckle-dragging idiot. And then there's the manager...
-
Everything has a cost.
-
Your sweet, sweet words turn into nothing more than bitter orange wax in my ears.
-
The sentries won't mess up again now that they're dead.
-
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
-
All standards are arbitrary. This is why they must be standardised.
-
I happen to have this minor condition called limb amputation.
-
Be sure to follow all safety protocols... as soon as I make them up.
-
We're talking about Lyrithya, here, not someone with a sense of decorum.
-
I have to burn a hole in the fire.
-
A chair never sits. It stands all its life. And the yellows crawl across the carpet...
-
The dreams tend to gather there, you know. Well, the sleepy half of them, at least.
-
Deep in the earth are potatoes, and they talk and long for light.
-
When we die we cannot breathe, for death is a tight sweather, and we become dust under the coach.
-
I don't want to be dead. I want to be a firefighter.
-
A hill goes both up and down. Simultanously.
-
A little bird carries its legs where it goes, for only a bird can lift itself.
-
The bottom of the sea is completely black, although it's only transculent water.
-
Fish blink their eyes for they are always wet and you cannot see it when they cry.
-
Then the Thermonuclear Banhammer of Overreaction came down on all concerned.
-
Perhaps I can fly when I sleep?
-
Oooh, reality... I try to avoid that.
-
I certainly hope I'm Gorr. I'm wearing his underwear!
-
Something happened here but I have no idea what because there's too much scrollback.
-
Hell is other people.
-
'Most' is a perfectly compelling statistic.
-
Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
-
And so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
-
I'm afraid this Really Useful Book isn't being terribly useful at the moment.
-
Forsooth. Methinks yon lass hath a screw loose within her addled skull.
-
All models are wrong, but some are useful.
-
When dealing with clients, it's never quite clear if it's a bug or something they wanted.
-
That's not important. I want scala. I want it!
-
'Broken' has different meanings in different contexts.
-
The dreamer is dead, and her dream died with her.
-
Oh, I'm not a developer. I'm just insane.
-
This guy is either an idiot or a genious. I like him.
-
You take the servers. And you make more servers. And then there are servers.
-
My love for you is like a rampaging elephant.
-
The man has tenure. You can't make tenured professors do anything.
-
We are Wikimedia. We are legion. We do not forget. We do not forgive.
-
Only madness knows my name.
-
Home systems will become more complex. Home users will not.
-
I dream the dreamer's dream.
-
If you need more than 3 levels of indentation, you're screwed anyway and should fix your program.
-
My toes have curled in contempt and disgust.
-
I looked to the future. There weren't none.
-
I love it when you talk dirt.
-
You think you've seen it all, and then someone raises a statement that's even more upsetting.
-
I want to see something uninspiring. Do your best to be uninspired.
-
Truth is singular. Its 'versions' are mistruths.
-
At least we should be fine until the country goes bankrupt.
-
We don't need a three-way admin collision to show people that we are uncoordinated.
-
We need to save ourselves from saving ourselves.
-
This is the place to be for the end of the world show.
-
Puking on the audience no longer in vogue.
-
You're the Californian; doesn't everybody go to the beach?
-
If these are bedclothes, then there must be bodies underneath. There's always a body somewhere.
-
This world has a basic circularity. Everything changes, everything comes around.
-
This world, too, is not the one I dreamed.
-
Take that memory and set it aside.
-
You have 18 FOOD UNITS.
-
If we are the branches of some great tree, and every bud is a decision, how does it grow?
-
I have seen only darkness. I do not know the light; all I have is the faith that it is there.
-
From womb to tomb, our lives are not our own.
-
Toilets in Japan are generally more advanced than toilets in other developed nations.
-
It is not odd for Taiwan to host restaurants with unusual themes.
-
Warning. This gallery is protected by fake video cameras.
-
Even public dancing was allowed.
-
I'm afraid we've all contracted an acute case of imbecillus. We'll have to amputate.
-
As I've stated before, I'm not on Facebook and I have no friends.
-
It's like asking a junkie to do a chemical assay of heroin.
-
We need more RAM on the Cloud. Download more RAM.
-
I hope the place is at least livable now. Good luck with, your, um... murders.
-
Worst god in ages. So bad she got kicked out of the God Impersonation Guild. Died too much.
-
Tirna's me favourite god. She tried to kill everyone. I aspire to that.
-
Probably I'll murder him one day. Maybe with a chair.
-
Is it not strange, the evolution of time?
-
We are not who we were.
-
You could restart the server... instead of murdering it?
-
Argentina is subject to a variety of climates.
-
At first I was impressed that it had an API. Then I tried using it.
-
Those ponies are really vicious.
-
Choice and consensquence. In life and in death this is all we have. There is no justice, no reward.
-
Life is not fair.
-
Consider the order of things. Everything was placed here for a reason.
-
The garden is a repository of masks, dreams, memories, and lichen-encrusted frying pans.
-
It's like normal people don't like having grape jelly licked off their necks.
-
The sample is deprecated.
-
When people wonder why I don't like the guy, this is it.
-
Something about penance for puppy dog eyes.
-
You don't know me. Never have, never will.
-
Speak loudly into the brick.
-
Not compatible with LiquidThreads.
-
Bats are eating my legs.
-
When something means this much, we always return to it. It is always there.
-
It takes the ham out of spam.
-
Steal? What do you mean? Just creep in and have a go at taking it out.
-
Mudcrabs know only hatred.
-
Walk always in the light, or we will drag you to it.
-
I'm not brainstorming, I'm having a brain hurricane.
-
Only to return home to a country full of strangers wearing familiar faces...
-
There's no glory in war. They only tell that to soldiers so they will risk their lives.
-
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
-
Dragons were never gone. They were just invisible and very, very quiet.
-
Fish cannot breathe peas. They truly are the worst fruit.
-
We can't all be nectarines.
-
Darkness rises when silence dies.
-
Discipline in the lesser aids in denial of the greater.
-
All we know anymore is pain and loss. What do we have left?
-
All I cared about was riding narwhals and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears.
-
When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.
-
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
-
You could just swing a pickaxe into someone's face, but people tend to see that coming.
-
We are the chicken inside the egg, but also the dirt.
-
I am well. I will be well. Well to be within a well.
-
Its siren song keeps calling you back.
-
There is no justice, no reward.
-
YOUR SKULL IS MIIIINE!
-
Sleep is the cousin of death.
-
I guess this is what I get for adopting a pile of crazy dragons as my family.
-
I like this world. I don't want it to end.
-
One of the perks of being insane is you get to do whatever you want.
-
The impossible will take a little while.
-
I'll make a note not to do things that are wrong in the future.
-
In the world we enter when we go online, there's little place for the fuzziness of contemplation.
-
Everything is a bug.
-
The plant does its own drangling.
-
Do you know the meaning of light? It's dreaming, dear sister. Dreaming.
-
I've beaten the archive table to death. I guess it's time to move onto revision...
-
Show biz is such an exciting life. Some day we'll give in and try to experience it.
-
Backed by a team of angry developers...
-
To hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job is done.
-
Never mind that the first is unusual and the second stupid, they should still function correctly.
-
I allow myself this vanity because... well, hell, I'm the only one here.
-
I slept through the last apocalypse.
-
I recall that day very clearly, in that I recall that I slept during most of that day.
-
I had fun once. It was horrible.
-
You don't have to argue with people who won't change their minds.
-
It doesn't matter what you yell so long as you yell loudly enough.
-
Insanity and madness are different. Peas and carrots are different.
-
That is horribly worded. It increases my rage.
-
Life is short. Have an affair.
-
Mister Crossbow is not your friend.
-
If there isn't a problem, that's when you know you have a problem.
-
Ambiguity is not an opening for insight but a bug to be fixed.
-
Maybe I'm just a worrywart.
-
If it doesn't fit, you're not shoving hard enough.
-
Everyone knows that canyon wrens never venture east of Texas.
-
I am going to kill myself with a shovel.
-
It's an acronym, not a Rorschach test.
-
If you rub an Orc up and down on a goat-hide you can make him stick to the ceiling.
-
Holy backlog batman.
-
Surely someone has noticed the Board is missing a member.
-
Beware of dev.
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Hygiene is harder than heroics.
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Captain, we're approaching a Plot Contrivance.
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Suffering isolates us. Loving presense prings us back, makes us strong.
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There is no bag of proof.
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We're all in this together, so let's support each other as best we can until darkness falls.
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We all learn to live with the inevitable.
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Life is just a momentary transition out of oblivion into oblivion.
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He poked that thing and then some things happened.
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How shall we, the murderers of all murderers, comfort ourselves?
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We must build our lives upon the firm foundation of unyielding despair.
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Happy database error day!
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I'm not your target audience. I don't know what your target audience is, but I'm not it.
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The DNS is handled by CATS.
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Oh, and this is confidential.
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This is why I love family. It's why I would do anything for family.
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They are my dreams. They are the best of me. They are better than I could ever be.
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Ick! God cooties!
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We cannot restrict threading. The users will not allow it. Not if they notice.
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Logic will get you nowhere.
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All stories are true. All stories are lies. This is no different.
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We pursue our lives with varying degrees of sloth and energy.
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Leading a human life is a full-time occupation.
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Reverse the polarity.
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Don't quit your day job.
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I can maybe erase twenty people.
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I'm too astute. I forgot what I was doing.
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My plasmodium is voluptuous.
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If there is no randomness then there is no free will.
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It's not like I'm worried. If I could think straight about anything I'd be worried, though.
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Also we need a bug tracker somewhat.
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The dress was beyond hope, but saving the world should be a good excuse to buy a new one.
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I didn't know stones had such pretty singing voices...
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Pushed by a melody, warmed by a tune, I must be the luckiest cloud in all of creation.
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A fairytale? Dear gods, this was worse than she'd thought.
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People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.
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I'm not a human. I'm a lunatic! Whatever it is, it must be much better than being a human.
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9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I'm insane... the 10th voice hums the tetris theme.
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There are no gods. No gods worthy of our freedom.
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It started nicely enough. Most nightmares do, and mine in particular.
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Dreams, and nightmares, are not made for rational thought.
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It stops being AI when the algorithm is found.
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Warning: Sanctions ahead
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Manholes are coming.
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Between the idea and the reality, between the concept and the creation, falls the shadow.
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Voicemail was a marketing ploy.
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She appeared to be making a ribcage out of wool.
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Your path is made out of choices, and those choices are your own.
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Nine-tenths of the universe is the paperwork.
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He was, he always said, only in it for the eyeballs.
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Things either exist or they don't. I am very clear about that. I have medicine.
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This is kind of like going on a blind date with your body.
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Memories of great times I can't remember...
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Threading: Sending people to die.
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This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a whimper.
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The target audience is males and females aged zero and up.
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Let's make better mistakes tomorrow.
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This is not an exit.
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It's just daft in typical WMF manner.
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Power is power.
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What is dead may never die.
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Shadows cannot live in the darkness. They are servants of light.
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Do not cross this stick.
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Gravity keeps doing its gravity thing a long way away from the earth.
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Do you think that organizations are run like Wikipedia articles?
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He's as dumb as he dresses.
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You're drinking embalming fluid.
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Grok notwithstanding, I insist you wear shoes for this conversation.
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Regional deficiencies for toast can be one sided.
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I got to jolk up the ant vomit a little, you see, so could you slap me?
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It's written in Old. Before they invented spelling.
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I must say you're a real brick.
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There is no justice. Just us.
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Is the world a plant, an animal, or a knitting loom?
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This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.
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I shipped my penis with an 18-wheeler.
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Find what you love and let it kill you.
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It doesn't matter what a movement stands for, it matters what a movement does.
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Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!
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I plucked a hair from the head of a dying baby! Let me give it to you!
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It licks the panes and smokes the glass.
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Dig! I'll know your lost unknown and rise to your depths.
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When the top level was built, no more could be placed. It was and is the maximal apex.
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How long will it be sung? My feet were set upon the rock but it turned to mud and drew me down.
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Does it blend?
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How does one queue cats?
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The divine being is the ultimate author of sin.
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All of it is true. Even the falsehoods. Especially the falsehoods.
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Lentil soup will wash away all wrongs.
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It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.
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Mike doesn't have friends so much as people he's willing to stand next to.
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Men aren't generally good or bad. They're just men.
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The silence must be on the ceiling.
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Smoke and mirrors, love. Smoke and mirrors.
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Bonkers.
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Slaughterfish!
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Zaori is a dragon and a server and above all else a really bad idea.
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I killed it.
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Unlinked 2 orphaned pipes.
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Unfortunately most friends think undying agreement is how to form healthy relationships.
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Arguing would take too much effort. I'm too tired to play myself.
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You can't ignore that half the population exists. It's not realistic.
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I'm not interested in swordfighting your fart, Russ.
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And by the way, did you know that some ducks have huge penises?
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I feel fuzzy.
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I love octopus dependencies!
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She's an Uncyclopedian. An unprofessional funnywoman.
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Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.
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My reasons to live were my reasons to die, but at least they were mine.
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Nothing is not anything.
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An investment firm offers mutual funds with stocks chosen by a dart-wielding blindfolded monkey.
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Time really does flow.
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The next world will have to fend for itself.
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We're on a mission from Glod.
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I remember everything. As if it happened only tomorrow. Everything.
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He had a cough that sounded almost solid.
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For some money I won't follow you home.
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Have you got change for a penny?
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The one they called the Duck Man had a duck on his head. No one questioned it.
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There may be a logical reason.
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You are among men who can hold a lengthy conversation with a door.
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My uterus!
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There's no implication if there's no thought development.
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Everyone's equal when they're dead.
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Self interest is not in anyone's best interest.
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I survive on the hatred of those that oppose me.
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Their greatest strength is their façade of weakness.
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Whether the first moment has an actual thickness is another question.
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Obviously the universe is rock-permitting.
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We are the crown of creation.
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This is the universe. Take it or leave it, it just is.
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As someone who regularly goes out looking like the Rise of the Swamp Thing, I can attest.
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I'm going to just immerse myself in my career and buy lots of cats.
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I love standards, there are so many to choose from.
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Idiocy is not a communicable disease.
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Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.
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I'd tell your fortune, but the words don't rhyme.
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Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Oh, it's largely intuitive. Obviously you have to spend a lot of time learning it first, though.
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Anthill Inside.
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I do ferns.
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I resent the implication that I am solely fern-fixated.
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Ferns aren't easy. You need a steady hand.
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One of the symptoms of those going completely yo-yo was that they broke out in chronic cats.
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Old gods take on new jobs.
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'Panic!' is your solution to everything, isn't it?
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My agreeing isn't requisite to compliance.
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Civility is important, but it's no substitute for a well-equipped, modern air force.
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Why did mortals invent religion but for what they fear to lose?
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What you whispered should be screamed.
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So the US is about to go to war, and still no OTRS upgrade.
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Don't argue against them. Argue for the people watching.
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This white whale has sailed, and I urge you to drop your harpoon.
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Everything is forbidden in Finland, or if it isn't, then it's taxed.
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All men are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
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I'll look for you when the war is over - an hour and a half from now.
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They staple the fins to another shark.
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The Dream is a nightmare. See the world for what it is - episodes of pain ending in untimely death.
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I don't know if that was a free action. It may have just been a brain thing.
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Of course I'm afraid. I'm not an idiot.
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Someone killed a chicken.
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Namira covets your ugliness.
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I can see. The world beyond burns my mind.
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Naked women holding nunchucks are dangerous.
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Are you saying that kangaroos need to be tied down?
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Inside every living person is a dead person waiting to get out.
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Coal, perhaps.
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The fish guts line isn't going to fly, I'm afraid.
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I am blown away by how complex this stupid thing is for doing something so simple.
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It means what is always said or believed by people who think only a little or not at all.
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Maybe he wasn't crazy, just insane.
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Too many voices weigh heavy on a man's heart.
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Please read what the person said before immediately disagreeing with them.
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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World's greatest saw-player! Sounds Hawaiian doesn't it!
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Go, then, there are other worlds than these.
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We may even be able to sleep without bullets stuffed into our ears.
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Folks around here can grow almost anything, as long as it's corn or beans.
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The list grows.
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Eddie had killed it with illogic.
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Sometimes color is a coincidence.
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I'm not little, I'm five.
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God is petty and doesn't like to be called wrong.
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Courage, arrogance... same thing.
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The bullets in his ears blocked the voices completely.
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Dead is the gift that keeps on giving.
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You will be taken to a room with a moose.
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In a perfect environment it's perfect.
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It's still all toilet paper to me.
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If it's in your heart, it might as well come out your mouth.
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The column of truth has a hole in it.
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The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
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Compassion means not being arrogant when other people aren't as compassionate as you.
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Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
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In the Land of Memory, the time is always Now.
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The floormat proves it.
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No community is easier to govern than one that rejects the very concept of community.
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I'm here because someone mentioned rifles!
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Okay, put your back into it! A Watcher scoffs at gravity!
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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
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Mom... why are you living in the walls?
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I made lemonade, and now I'm learning how to play Majhong.
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A mouse is playing with my knees.
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Oh - we're thinking up a plan for world domination. The main component: A coffee maker that thinks.
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We've got important work here. A lot of filing. Giving things names.
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A forced smile is emotional deoderant.
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Hi, I'm Andy Sayler and I'm going to talk to you about moving mice off your screen.
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Please, please help me find my goddamn bible.
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I know how to age a painting.
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You're dead. So get some rest.
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Damn. That is quite the mental lag.
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All my art is awful. Hence I need to make more.
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Cat lick butt.
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It's almost heaven for those who like their meat with a side of meat chased with a bit of meat.
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This is a group hug and you're part of the group.
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The mating habits of mid-level government employees - totally captivating.
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Filtering non-linear things is a bad idea.
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Why does time go forward?
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Stretching and folding is important.
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In a real physical system you can never prove anything.
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It depends on the eigenstuff and actuator capabilities.
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Cows live here.
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Nothing says springtime like a bunch of light-starved begonias.
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You shame yourself.
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Statistics do not lie. People use statistics to tell lies.
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The expected in-stock date is Invalid Date.
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He was afraid he had already hired all five women in computer science.
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You have an omnipotent cheese god.
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He just wants two alligators who love each other forever.
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Oh dear, I think I'm becoming a god.
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It's not the brightest mind in the bucket.
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Identity theft is in an hour. It's always packed; they hand out cookies.
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I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
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Trust the chicken sexers.
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Excellent. Let's make some LSD.
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Strangely profound for a narrative about a sponge.
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If it is said, it is bread.
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It is the fundamental theorum of why the universe makes sense.
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Stuff happens - we are the playthings of chance.
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We're all just cosmic junk.
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Eternity is an eternal present.
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If it's true then it's too late not to be true.
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There is no duality, no battle between good and evil, simply an encompassing whole.
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We are great because we know we are wretched.
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Anything's possible if you have a magic carpet.
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Ideas can be absorbed through osmosis.
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Her name was Coraline Henderson.
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Walter, put the cow away.
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You have a badger on your head.
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That's him. Right there. With a badger on his head.
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Take me to your centrifuge.
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Beware of echo chambers.
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The are times when the only choices you have left are bad ones.
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Nature doesn't recognise good or evil. It recognises only balance and imbalance.
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I want to marry your words then raise a family of little baby words.
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My heart isn't cold. It's broken.
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The choices you made are what led you here.
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Emily is good at remembering.
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The war is long over.
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It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
-
Tell me - what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
-
It does not do to dwell on life and forget to dream.
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Never use your sword to spread peanut butter and jelly on crackers.
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Of course it's happening inside your head. But why should that mean it's not real?
-
The fireplace is full of nails.
-
It's hard to have family when you cannot remember who anyone is.
-
Man will maintain its hostility. Have this faith.
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Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes!
-
You'll excuse me if I didn't want to argue with a guy with a giant block of tofu on his head.
-
Zombiebaron is the prizes.
-
The computer is a moose.
-
I thought I knew what was going on. Then I thought I knew. Then I knew I knew. Now I don't.
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Eh, mercy. In my experience it usually involves a shotgun.
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I will dream like a god.
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We must always remember our war dead by burning meat over open fires.
-
May your steps be relentless.
-
I'm looking for my past. I seem to have misplaced it.
-
Let's be honest - I don't always think things through.
-
It's not lost. Just forgotten.
-
Whips of words! Letters chained together, wounds most verbose!
-
Most say something in a language they can only speak sideways.
-
Incoherent fire disspates all contingency.
-
It seems to work and I can do crazy things and... and man, having a dragon fall on you hurts.
-
I am alive because that one is dead. I exist because I have the will to do so.
-
Working for them is hell and the pay sucks.
-
You can't win against a unicorn, you just can't.
-
The prodigal murderer returns.
-
I entered "a potato" and this is what mediawiki spat out.
-
An intelligent species would at least find someone to complain to.
-
Indeed, many things are not impossible until they've been tried.
-
In a library the books leak, and learn from each other.
-
There could be pineapples. I wouldn't go near it.
-
You did it! And you didn't die, not even a little bit!
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He was not going to be found wanting when duty called. He did not intend to be found at all.
-
I looked into the heart of darkness, and I ate it all.
-
I think I smell a skunk. It smells like tuna.
-
A drunk girl's thoughts are a sober girl's cows.
-
Welcome to the ship of fools.
-
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
-
It's very easy to manage to kill yourself if you've truly lost all hope.
-
One may be before, one after. It's uncertain. The world state is uncertain.
-
Logic is an oppressive tool.
-
Toggle the narcissistic internet slot machine.
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Something is wrong with this world.
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Encouraging functional behavior is abusive.
-
Even just having one person on your side is enough.
-
Embrace your sides.
-
As man of the house, I am entitled to be the one wearing the meat pants.
-
This water is important. It means something. The rattle is relevant, the coldness solid.
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The words are sideways, the ideas jagged.
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Pufferfish.
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She had so much dirt under her nails there was an earthworm under one of them.
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We have some great guests lined up today. As soon as I remember who they are, I'll let you know.
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One was the loneliest number. Then zero killed it.
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It is the truth. It will remain true whether you believe it or not.
-
Reverse cunning, indistinguishable from utter stupidity.
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It's like climbing a rubber band as a unit of measurement.
-
There are times when it does not pay to declare one's sanity.
-
Look up the study of LSD. It is around here somewhere.
-
Have you ever seen any of this evolution happening?
-
Things that happen do not stay happened.
-
He was only insane on the outside.
-
The luggage was lost.
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No worries.
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I used to make snakes out of clay when I was a little boy. Doing the feet was the hard part.
-
The voices are never usually this precise.
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The new day is a great big fish.
-
Even the priests have given up trying to explain it.
-
We are in the deep crack. It couldn't be worse if it were raining arseholes.
-
Seven people in robes made a decision.
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Precedent is the law of the land.
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This has been here long enough. It will be here longer still.
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Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
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The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want.
-
It's the clash between the seriousness and the perspective. The view from nowhere...
-
Need to be noticeable, to stand out...
-
To be maximally powerful, this must include the power to choose evil.
-
Absolutely power corrupts absolutely.
-
All power is relative. All things come at a cost.
-
This would be easier in mobile.
-
Nothing worse than stubbed toes!
-
From infinite... to finite? Power explains things properly. Has rules, limits, necessities.
-
The law of total probability can be found elsewhere.
-
How did the moon get there?
-
Why aren't you in a pit of boiling tar?
-
He is offending my religion by not being in a pit of boiling tar.
-
I went through the motions until I was about thirty, and then it just hit me like a two-by-four.
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You're daft but you ain't insane. There's worser things.
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Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that comes out only in darkness.
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She engaged in whatever she engaged in.
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I don't mind having problems. I just don't want to be there when they happen.
-
PHP explains a potato.
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Look, I can explain. We got a bit carried away. We were a bit too creative in our thinking.
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You're trapped in chains of goldfish.
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Time is a drug. Too much of it will kill you.
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Certainty. I used to be certain. Now I'm not so sure.
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The real truth must sometimes be protected by a labyrinth of lies.
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It's not my dream. I always dream of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.
-
You get dreams from cats. Stroke them with a rod of copper.
-
Men should die for lies. The truth is too precious to die for.
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I am the gender police. Your gender is stupid.
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Blimp. It must be a blimp. How do I make a blimp? It shall of course explode.
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The songs of our ancestors guide us and detain us.
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Some pie sometimes.
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See a pin and pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin.
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This place is a tomb of unheard words. They strive to be heard.
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You can't have a secret order without robes.
-
I reasoned that if I destroyed the universe in one go, no-one would know.
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This is past. Past stays past. But other things change.
-
It does something to Boris' mad horse brain.
-
Any mail addressed to a god goes to his or her or its temple.
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The masks show us for what we are. Faces are unimportant.
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Death is fractional, just like life.
-
Nobody saw that.
-
The sky was a horrible morass of fluffy white clouds strewn across a lurid abyss of blue.
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I love you.
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We're all just folk.
-
Eapheorod stepped into the universe and had always been.
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Pick up the phone booth and aisle.
-
He wasn't insane, but it was clear that mostly, for him, the world happened elsewhere.
-
Mind the squid. We're a bit puzzled about that, actually.
-
Don't try to fire a goat from a bow. Not good.
-
I am not interested in names. I am interested only in deeds.
-
Remember always this. As you will it, so it shall be.
-
It's not a family dinner unless your cardigans are touching.
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Don't shimmer at me like that. I have a gun, you know.
-
I dream in purple.
-
Marketing MAKES NO SENSE. That's marketing. That's the fucking definition of marketing.
-
All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.
-
You get a wonderful view from the point of no return.
-
At some point it doesn't matter. It all sucks.
-
There is no such thing as 'just a psycho'.
-
The single biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it's taken place.
-
Evil can't be scientifically defined. It's an illusory moral concept that doesn't exist in nature.
-
There's a flood. And a storm. Don't worry about it.
-
Have a bullet for free.
-
Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth."
-
You coppers and your evidence. You always let it confuse everything.
-
Stories exist independently of their players.
-
They're meth labs. They explode.
-
He who was living is now dead. We who were living are now dying... with a little patience.
-
I have spoken and that is final. Shut up leave me alone I'm drinking.
-
Prepare to don the behind hat.
-
We've got a lot of experience not having any experience.
-
You should be distracted! Distracted is good.
-
Three can keep a secret if two are dead.
-
Bugger all this for a lark.
-
It's far too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning.
-
All anyone gets in a mirror is themselves. But what you gets in a good gumbo is everything.
-
You can't make happiness. All you can do is make an ending.
-
One man's logic is another man's crazy.
-
What could we possibly find here that is worse than we can imagine?
-
If you win, say nothing. If you lose, say less.
-
We exist in dreams and nightmares. Easier to live that way.
-
For that piece you'll have to follow me to the spanking room.
-
A weapon? Why would anyone want to invent a weapon?
-
Do you know what else is progressive? Dementia.
-
Yer buggrit.
-
There never was an age in which so many people were able to write badly.
-
I am not who I was, nor are we all. So it is to live.
-
These are the words of Sherandris of Kenning Vos, King that was, and heart of my heart.
-
I like books that make me think and people who change my mind.
-
If you know me in real life and you hate my guts, chances are I feel just the same about you.
-
I'm afraid it's serious hypertext.
-
Solve the mystery, save the princess.
-
The world is round; you may repeat yourself.
-
Necessary human rights movements are never popular ones, for obvious reasons.
-
Shame is not a weapon of rational rebuttal. It's simply a tool to inflict pain.
-
Worlds were made so the light could speak to us.
-
It is hard to go too far. It is hard to go too far.
-
A personal choice that decreases your cognitive abilities may put you at risk.
-
Now for the mandatory ranting.
-
You may not be interested in war, but war is very interested in you.
-
Pain is strong. Friends are more strong.
-
Knowledge is a mirror.
-
'Morrowind in space' is the greatest three-word phrase I've ever heard in my life.
-
A half finished book is, after all, a half-finished love affair.
-
There is a natural order to this world, and the truth is this order must be protected.
-
Git happens.
-
To say that something is silly is to say it is part of the world.
-
After a certain age you shouldn't slide down holes in the ground to talk to little men.
-
I'm armed. Like a naked savage.
-
The walls have eyes and walk occasionally.
-
Decrucify the angel or I'll melt your face.
-
How dare you endanger my face!
-
A life without cause is a life without effect.
-
Only an invisible key could open an invisible wall.
-
Don't look! Quick! Think of a yellow, rubber duck!
-
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
-
Everything is grey. Everything melts away. I am alone in the universe. I dissolve.
-
The problem about your assumptions is that you don't know what you're talking about.
-
Been down so long it means the world to me.
-
Change your head. Was it a good dream? Did I say that?
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Excuse me, but have you considered the angle of your repose?
-
Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.
-
It was about home, and mothers, and good times gone past, and faces no longer there.
-
You have this thing you call... boredom? That is the rarest talent in the universe!
-
When you're outnumbered, at least you can be indiscriminate in what you target.
-
Suppose gravity developed a personality. Suppose it decided to like people.
-
997 Illegal possession of a controlled unary operator.
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PROGRAM HAS DISAPPEARED INTO THE BLACK LAGOON
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All numerical output is in butchered roman numerals.
-
Progress was a wonderful thing. It just went on too long.
-
Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?
-
Eurostar trains will now only be safe when the public itself is eliminated.
-
I'm a very neat monster.
-
Normal people are so hostile. But not her.
-
A sister is a sister is a sister.
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I'm not so much doing this to you as I'm doing it for me.
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Nothing stays buried.
-
I would love to eat your toast.
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Darn darn darn. Sugar sugar sugar. Pooty pootity poot.
-
Just because something is a metaphor doesn't mean it can't be real.
-
What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the reaper man?
-
I remember when all this will be again.
-
Rum.
-
Is it creepy, or just what friends do?
-
No one is untouchable.
-
I'm secretly a giant chicken. I eat pie for a living.
-
We are here, and this is now.
-
Criminals don't obey the law. It's more or less a requirement for the job.
-
It's like the mall lifeform all over again.
-
Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
-
I have received the badly-written note of the banshee.
-
I'm not a human, I'm a sheep. Probably explains a lot.
-
I am the sum of all condiments.
-
I just wanted to overthow Gerrit and stick things up AuthPlugin and bathe in fish.
-
I'm not terribly in the loop with myself at the moment.
-
I like fighting big men. There's more of them to bite.
-
Plans are what people make instead of thinking.
-
Whatever happens stays happened.
-
There is no more time, even for cake.
-
The cake is over. You have reached the end of cake.
-
There is a badger in the privy.
-
We won. That's the important thing.
-
We create our own destiny every day we live.
-
I accept nothing. Nothing is inevitable.
-
It's not natural, the countryside. Far too many trees. Never could stand it.
-
People underestimate bees.
-
There used to be such simple directions, back in the days before they invented parallel universes.
-
What Congress don't know won't hurt them, it'll hurt us.
-
It'll be like having our cake and kicking it too.
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This presentation has been cancelled on account of death. Yours.
-
Killing, unless absolutely necessary, is a sign of stupidity and weakness.
-
Reality never lives up to fantasy.
-
Fantasy never lives up to reality.
-
Killing is a good way to get the voices to stop.
-
A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know.
-
Millennium hand and shrimp.
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Hello, Mr. Flowerpot, two pints of eels if you would be so good.
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What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.
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Rocks! Why am I messing around with lumps of stone? When did they ever tell anyone anything?
-
Sometimes, if you pay real close attention to the pebbles, you find out about the ocean.
-
OTRS works best when snorted.
-
Consequences are what happen to people who fail.
-
You're on a list.
-
I needed a place where I could close my eyes and see. I can't lose the only place I had left.
-
It's not spying when you have to stand back a bit so you aren't deafened.
-
I feel it is the clam before the storm and no mistake.
-
Keep your family close, but don't ever hurt them. They will tell you who you are.
-
In my experience, Vimes, you can argue with anything.
-
Plans often get in the way.
-
It's raining bedsteads again.
-
What's the psychopath got in the bag?
-
You might as well believe in a table.
-
Our life is made of the death of others.
-
It won't matter. The worms will still crawl in and out and in and out.
-
That's classism you bigot stop clothes-shaming me.
-
Very few people will argue with a hat of authority.
-
Bigjobs!
-
I'm sorry, I thought you wanted the truth. Perhaps you were expecting jelly and ice cream?
-
Words are important.
-
Even allegories have to live.
-
Jumping off the planet...
-
Swords are outlawed, so only outlaws have swords. And that suits me fine.
-
Being on the run can be very romantic, you know.
-
I stand by my actions and I stand by my team.
-
I don't really understand the world anymore.
-
The world is not black and white. There are only various shades of grubby.
-
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
-
It's never a good idea to give a monkey the key to a banana plantation.
-
All adolescents profile like sociopaths.
-
Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it.
-
Let us consider that we are all insane.
-
Vengeance keeps us sane.
-
Hope is one thing. False hope is something else.
-
The truth is mine.
-
I'd like to meet something that could kill me. Just not necessarily in person.
-
I'm monking this op.
-
Too badly dressed to be gay.
-
Remember, your attacker has rights too.
-
I talk to no-one. The wind.
-
Death is but a sleep. But the way I see it, it's a lot harder to get up in the morning.
-
Do you know how long it takes to stab someone 67 times?
-
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-
People are so stupid, and yet they call me mad! Which I like.
-
It's amazing what your kidneys can tell you.
-
Somewhere, all stories are real, all songs are true...
-
Someone has to speak up for them that have no voices.
-
We sleepwalk through our lives, because how could we live if we were always this awake?
-
There is no such word as 'noonlight', but it would be nice if there was.
-
I'm a natural at counting to two!
-
You can enjoy a peaceful life being eaten by bears in the woods.
-
Suffer the little creatures, for they may yet rise up and beat you senseless.
-
I'm hoping we don't have to block a rather nice feature for fear of vandalism from other admins.
-
Excuse me, have you seen Varona?
-
Without death there's no life. Without darkness there's no light.
-
You can get only so much dirt on you before it starts to fall off of its own accord.
-
Ah, I am a human. I have successfully eaten human sausages!
-
I'm normal!
-
It should not be possible to look with teeth.
-
No man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese.
-
Criminals are the ones who make the rules. Cops are the ones who have to learn them.
-
Admins can edit protected pages... protection is useless.
-
I hated him so much I wanted him to live.
-
This is what you were looking for.
-
Placing blobs for piles.
-
Humour is all we have.
-
I'll kill you! I'll murder you! I'll obliterate you in multivariate... cheeses!
-
It's just a bank of thunderstorm. It's harmless.
-
Why do cities look like slime molds?
-
Don't forget to check the logs.
-
Bloody lard nuggets. Stop spawning in my inventory. I don't care about the chinchompa.
-
Drama.
-
Keep moving. Stay in motion, don't stop. To stop is to die, to settle is to accept the inevitable.
-
I'm going to have to go through the bathtub first and see if there are any gloves in there.
-
A hot tub in the middle of a -20 night is a godsend, getting out is absolute hell.
-
The defaults are not secret.
-
Please take your panties with you.
-
In winter, many homeless will steal something small or throw a brick through a window and wait.
-
If you want to hide your money, buy a graveyard.
-
I was Flabbergasted. Which is bad, because my flabber had been gasted three times that week.
-
Scoops of meat.
-
Secret secrets are no fun.
-
The world ends with you.
-
Amoeba of darkness...
-
A lunatic marvels at the commonplace, for reality is odd.
-
Console now with rounded top, to avoid impaling your face!
-
Clouds lit from below. Menacing depths of hidden fire.
-
Wild, hungry cows? Of course there are wild, hungry cows.
-
Painting words with pictures.
-
I may look like an artist, but I'm not. This is purely technical.
-
I err on the side of chicken.
-
God help posterity!
-
Error: Error.
-
I live in dreams. Were I not able to spin nightmares too, what sort of dreamer would I be?
-
There is a skill called Demand Sandwich.
-
The world is what you see and where that takes you.
-
He's an extreme indoors enthusiast.
-
Squeak, said the Death of Rats.
-
I'd forget my own name if it weren't nailed to my head.
-
Just accidentally the phone.
-
Visual design on a broken monitor? Terrible idea. More people should try it.
-
On the plus side I think my monitor may be draining back to normal.
-
The past is a part of the future.
-
I was so drunk now my ghost is drunk.
-
Mine's a vicious cycle.
-
I shall build a labyrinth to house your past.
-
And it all adds up to the overwhelming question - whose game are we playing?
-
Beware the sacred heartseekers.
-
Whatever it was, I didn't do it. I wasn't even there at the time.
-
I'm sorry, it's 1:30am, and far too late to mind my adverbs.
-
Words don't often really capture what's happened, do they? Music takes us back, though...
-
While I do love you like a fish, you can't be the only one who has a monopoly on being nice.
-
I think it was something I planned to say earlier, before I wandered off to shovel rotten apples.
-
Like the holy roman empire, instant commons is neither instant nor common.
-
4 out of 5 dentists prefer to use FLOSS software.
-
Does the fact that notpeter is actually peter prove P = NP?
-
This is a knife. Where's my floss?
-
Fear is strong, and hope even stronger, so stop snivelling before you give away our position!
-
Become a cyborg today with our trusty bolt technology!
-
What in the nine hells is an 'ordinary weirdo'?
-
This is supposed to be a social place. I should mingle! Chat! Be sociable! ... Yeah, right.
-
Madness is a mirror. In its depths we find ourselves.
-
Same same, but different.
-
I definitely want a local goip.
-
Cross the board. Be the queen.
-
When you're dead, you're dead, and until then there's ice cream.
-
What? I know things.
-
You are not nobody. A nobody does not fall into the abyss only to waltz out the other side.
-
We all have our baggage.
-
And it's not SUPPOSED to achieve anything - it's pointless, that's the whole point!
-
Don't you agree that dead bodies are very intriguing?
-
BE HAPPY!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!
-
I'm going to commit sudoku.
-
I'm all over it, like cat hair on a sofa.
-
Words need to be put down before they run dry... or run out.
-
The darker the light, the brighter the shadow.
-
Everybody is wrong, but some people are more wrong than others.
-
To live is to conquer.
-
I don't care if the text doesn't make sense, it looks symmetrical now.
-
The flatulous man has all the room in the world.
-
I said that to be confusing to show you that clarity is crucial.
-
The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians.
-
Verify pie.
-
And this? This was just something what needed doing.
-
When you've got a price on your head, you're doing your job.
-
One day I will go back in time and shoot myself for using such ridiculous names for everything.
-
I'm so emotional. Just the other day, I mean, I like, hit my nose. And it hurt.
-
If standing up for yourself ruins a relationship, the relationship was already ruined.
-
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it's just words.
-
Set fire to your old self. It's not needed here.
-
In loneliness, the lonely one eats himself; in a crowd, the many eat him. Now choose.
-
Let us be psychos together.
-
Attract them by the way you live.
-
Nobody cares.
-
Everybody cares.
-
I only want what I cannot have.
-
Sharing a treadmill with a cat...
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Lass sie niemals wissen, wie es in deinem Kopf aussieht.
-
Just eat food. Eat real food, be active, and live your life.
-
I don't say goodbye because either we will meet again or I won't remember. It's all the same to me.
-
Once you think a thought, it is extremely difficult to unthink it.
-
Each of us loved one of them, but in one life they could not know the difference.
-
Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
-
What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
-
Even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.
-
Necesito furuba.
-
And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way.
-
Listen, there's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go.
-
We tilted our vanes and ennobled our spires. They welcomed us then and commingled all choirs.
-
If I could run away from myself, I would.
-
If you break a classification scheme, you get to keep both pieces.
-
We've just outlawed the Russians; we begin bombing in ten minutes.
-
I have to dream, damn you!
-
Damn me all you like, but give me stories.
-
All of this has already happened, and now it's happening again.
-
Dead guy on a slab.
-
Eeble. Sonk.
-
My refrigerator and I speak occasionally.
-
Let us consider two groups of users. One consists of total morons. The other does not.
-
The Software shall be used for Good, not Evil.
-
He's just stubborn. You only have to point him at the right thing and he suddenly becomes amazing.
-
TODO: make things cleaner. This file is an awful HTML/PHP soup.
-
Sangria and sunshine are a bad combination.
-
Why are there ants in my laptop?
-
The best defense is an indiscriminate offense.
-
You underestimate how much of MediaWiki is vodka-induced.
-
I was laughing but... out of distressed confusion.
-
I made an assassin for one purpose. Bakery.
-
CATS! Watch out! they're probably still here! Keep a story in your pocket!
-
Xeyes watches what you do and reports to the Boss.
-
A window with a hole in the middle.
-
You'll never find a use for what you don't know.
-
For those of you with children or people acting like children...
-
That is a terrible hack, and I salute you for it.
-
Ants may be urinating in your driveway even now.
-
lp0 on fire.
-
You cannot deny the power of denial.
-
Artiilie dinu.
-
Why the hell do these zombies have rocket launchers?!
-
You must execute me for the remainder of the day.
-
Monsters always come at night. Cheerleaders are the worst.
-
I have some idea of what I'm doing.
-
The end is a shark.
-
I want to live. I want to experience the universe and I want to eat pie.
-
Many old women have been traded for these imprisoned words.
-
If you want to save the world, sometimes you have to push an old lady down the stairs.
-
It's been looking like stupid-on-a-stick for years now.
-
We have met the enemy and he is us.
-
We are surrounded by insurmountable opportunity.
-
If you don't know exactly why you were unscathed, now might be a good time to investigate.
-
Mediocre minds think alike.
-
This whole adventure thing is unbelievably trippy.
-
Vengeance is a dish best served with roadkill, but you need a lot of foam kernels and a phat box.
-
It's surprising we haven't seen this type of perversion by a government agency before.
-
If you hear voices, it's time to hear the voice of therapy.
-
...and then, something elks entirely.
-
My gilded macaroni soul is sad now.
-
Nintendos pass through everything, no matter how dense.
-
All the fishhooks look like fanged bananas.
-
Preprocessed for existence in a society of reality, I will go sane.
-
There is always time for another last minute.
-
I often see things that weren't there a moment ago. They aren't there a moment later.
-
Gravity likes people - at approximately 9.81 m/s².
-
Box? Would it hurt if we... cut you open?
-
These logos were expensive.
-
Most of the damned are below the highway. We don't really know why.
-
All they can do is smell and sniff and hunt and eat.
-
The entire thing reads rather like an acid trip - or like a very hectic week in Boston.
-
I shall smite thee with righteous anger, Megan.
-
hmtl please and thank you.
-
Ghostliness comes with a certain... *cough* INSUBSTANTIAL price.
-
Never joke a joker, bake a baker, god a god or whatever a whatever.
-
It's possible the database fell asleep.
-
I'm not afraid of objects. Objects are understandable. They're real. They exist in the world.
-
It's not like the lava will turn into zombies and eat you. Er, maybe.
-
If you lined up all of the economists in the world end to end, they would never reach a conclusion.
-
I know too much. I've seen it all. I will yet see this. Surprise me.
-
These girls... they're gonna kill me.
-
The Internet was created to save money.
-
Carry the lion feet so I can snub my hands into the cloud embers.
-
From one speck to another: please take good care of my spine.
-
What is day without night? What is peace without a fight?
-
Use the right tool for the job.
-
It's all over but for the fat lady singing.
-
Feeling is unique to the living. For the rest there is only serenity.
-
If you can tell what's going on, you're doing it wrong.
-
CORRECTION: Some things are real. Other things are not. We regret the error.
-
Awareness is the enemy of sanity. For once you hear the screaming... it never stops.
-
Relationships were something I used to do.
-
I commend my soul to whatever god can find it.
-
They always tell lies and do not exist.
-
Look to the North. Keep looking. There's Nothing coming from the South.
-
The sky is yellow and the grass is purple.
-
Are there ways to go full conspiracy theorist without living in an RV with seven cats?
-
It was over something stupid, but I snapped and tried to hit him with a refrigerator.
-
Be wary of any man who owns a pig farm.
-
Salmon are made of fish!
-
Participating isn't really my thing. I'd rather complain about the process afterwards.
-
Attempts to develop a vertical aqueduct have proven to be an extremely poor idea.
-
He is supremely effective with the most ineffective weapons.
-
You never win. You just lose a little each day.
-
If you flash spells around like there's no tomorrow, there's a good chance that there won't be.
-
It's counterintuitive, but the safest knives are the sharpest.
-
You can't flow this thing; there's no flow chart.
-
It's not over till it's over, and it's never over.
-
If age is just a number, then a prison cell is just a room.
-
Kidneys are account bound.
-
That floor looks mighty soft.
-
No! I am the arbiter of my own reality! You cannot tell me how I am.
-
If you don't start out too big for your britches, how are you gonna fill 'em when you grow up?
-
Olive oil but not castoria.
-
Lingering vendimenti.
-
Like the silence between notes that holds the key to all music...
-
Our survival oft undermines our courage.
-
Unanimity requires compliance.
-
The dead never stay dead. Once you hear them, they never stop.
-
It's the mint that makes it tingle.
-
It's a colour you can't see, but it smells of razors.
-
It's not racket science.
-
Is this the man-spawn ritual where you ask me to be your mate and spit on all others?
-
Why don't we force everyone to buy a Mercedes S-Class?
-
It's like the wordpress equivalent of the face of Cthulhu.
-
It's like they're caricatures of themselves.
-
I'm sorry I blacked out, tried to kill you, and almost got us arrested.
-
That ship has sailed.
-
To die will be an awfully big adventure.
-
Everyone is a story, sweetling. The question is, who is reading you?
-
Why are your innards so purple?
-
Not quite looking. He's not quite looking at you right now.
-
Abaddon's hair. It was Abaddon's hair, reaching out from Torment into the world of the living.
-
Aw, shucks!
-
I got tired of her snark, so she's been fated to being Cheesed.
-
You may regret this.
-
The greatest weapon in all these worlds is nothing at all.
-
We don't usually do evil when there's no benefit to doing evil.
-
A pound of flesh is never enough.
-
Either I am drunk out of my skull, or this Orrian ground texture is exceedingly well done.
-
We're here to promote an idea, not to line our pockets.
-
It would be sexier if it were better-done.
-
Something just doesn't seem right about this.
-
One's success is always another's failure.
-
It's about death but there's no crying and the survivors aren't making it about themselves.
-
Science is a river.
-
I have no value except based on what I do.
-
Remember that. We're a community. We stand with and for each other.
-
Screw feminism. I'm not oppressed, and nobody has any right to force me to think otherwise.
-
Come build shovels.
-
My author must be a sociopath.
-
Love doesn't move mountains. Dynamite does.
-
This message is brought to you by the Council for Really Really Bad Advice, and this station.
-
When you belch into the abyss, the abyss belches back.
-
In this conspiracy you speak of, this mortal combat between you and appliances, I hope you lose.
-
Beware of the appliances. Howling men are probably fine. Avoid genies at all costs.
-
If you think you're going to have an excuse to get your eyes back, you're wrong.
-
Don't be careful. Don't be clever. When you see your wish pursue!
-
You should see my nectarines.
-
Slotted spoons don't hold much soup.
-
Careful the tale you tell, that is the spell...
-
The slotted spoon can catch the potato.
-
They will pick out her eyes and blind her!
-
No more feelings, time to shut the door.
-
Everybody down on all four!
-
I'm leaving you my last curse: I'm leaving you alone.
-
Put her in a bag, run through the trees.
-
Remorse will get you nowhere.
-
When you're dead you're dead.
-
Anything can happen in the woods. May I kiss you?
-
We've suffered too! Do you think it was a picnic, disposing of your husband's remains?
-
It's not you who have strayed from the path; the path has strayed from you.
-
The skies are strange, the winds are strong.
-
Oh no, I can't investigate! A Princess isn't supposed to go into the Woods unescorted!
-
You're still a little boy in your mother's eyes
-
We've had a baking accident.
-
You can't frighten HER.
-
No-one cared when there was a giant in my back-yard.
-
This... small man... insists to see you.
-
Our child was very difficult to come by.
-
Giant's the worst! Giant's got a brain! It's like us - only... bigger.
-
I've never lied to royalty before. I've never ANYTHING to royalty before!
-
Oh, to be pursued by a prince! All that pursues me is tomorrow's bread...
-
Of course I prefer a live cow so bring me back the dead one!
-
PLEASE I need that shoe to have a child!
-
Perhaps it will take the two of us to get this child.
-
I can capture my own damsel!
-
Oh, I pulled it from a maiden in a tower.
-
You know nothing of madness... till you're climbing her hair.
-
No knot unties itself.
-
Of course there are voices in my head. Most people have them - we tend to call them 'thoughts'.
-
This gallery brought to you by excessive use of the <gallery> tag.
-
Self-respect is the wrong word. I hate myself. I just happen to have an even lower opinion of them.
-
The sylvari wake from their dream. I don't ever intend to wake from mine.
-
Watching a film in a book is, somehow, still probably one of the weirdest things I have ever done.
-
You are merely hallucinating for there is no such thing as the ministry of mustard.
-
I'd like to see more shows about sarcastic Jamaican pessimists.
-
I have some paperwork to attend to. Trees are killed so I can have headaches.
-
You'll have to call back when our CEO isn't falling-out-of-windows drunk.
-
He just brought his insanity up to another level.
-
How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!
-
Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche.
-
A vampire's anus is present, but non-working. Like a network card without the appropriate driver.
-
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sacrifice all of my cattle.
-
Computers need to burst into flames more often.
-
Don't let any of them near words. Of any kind.
-
The machine can't be hacked when it's down.
-
It's always a haunted attic, isn't it? It's never a haunted toilet that explodes with water at 3am.
-
And lawn flamingos. I would hoard those like nobody's business.
-
Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermonuclear war.
-
Flinging poo is somewhat ill-advised.
-
People are still people, even with better technology.
-
This probably didn't even your question. Meh.
-
Is it my fault if I think humanity is best seen through a sniper scope?
-
I'm not afraid of heights... I could look up at them all day. It's depths that get to me.
-
It's sad, pathetic, and completely understandable.
-
You can turn lead into gold, but that doesn't mean it's cost effective.
-
Eres un liante.
-
Dave, my mind is going. My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it.
-
Bird is the word.
-
Hey, it was my mother's plan. She just got sidetracked by the crazy.
-
Viking metal is stronger than sleep.
-
It's my specialty. I call it 'potion of let's see what happens when I mix these together'.
-
How many dead russians will it take before you denounce communism?
-
I'm proud because I thought for myself and came to my own conclusions.
-
The only reason I feel strongly about this is because nobody else seems to care.
-
Spuds. He's human like us. He sweats, he bleeds, he eats spuds too.
-
Nothing says GET OUT OF THE WAY quite like an elephant in the front.
-
Dreamer or dream, remember it dearly, for the world is your dream.
-
They'd never pull off the refillable toothpaste reservoir.
-
This Book is Hollow and Contains a Bottle of Gin
-
It's the best way to butter the house. Cats are effective butter delivery units.
-
Squirrel sorcerers summoned this rain!
-
Why the hell is affection taboo in porn?
-
The most beautiful people have been broken by unimaginable torment.
-
Intelligence is alcohol soluble.
-
Could a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?
-
All hail the lack of change and status quo.
-
Like this asshole. I can call him asshole because he's a fucking dementia patient...
-
Why do folks like the idea of 'justice' so much? They don't even know the meaning of the world.
-
Strong meh.
-
Warning: Much of this story is written while terribly drunk. Proceed with caution.
-
Japanese masturbation technology is light years ahead of anything in the west.
-
It seemed like such a great advancement because it had ceilings. Ceilings.
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Gods damn it if you want to chat you shouldn't be in the library.
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This is Shalias. She is the one who came before, the one who failed.
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That's the joke.
-
'Probably concrete' is my favorite form of concrete to build with.
-
Puppy loves her belly rubbed.
-
Why do folks like the idea of 'justice' so much? They don't even know the meaning of the word.
-
This isn't madness. This is reality, which is a whole lot more insane.
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For the request I'm about to give you, please answer with either 'yes' or 'okay'.
-
This tart is heavenly! Even though it's like cake, it isn't cake, but it's totally like cake!
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The Scientific Method: Get a bit drunk and then poke things until they do what you want them to.
-
Don't grin, don't grin, don't grin.
-
When I grow up I want to be a unicorn so I can stab people with my face.
-
I only sometimes murder people, and usually not in cold blood.
-
Why would I criticise feminism when I am a feminist myself?
-
I hate that I love you.
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I love what you are but I hate what made you that way.
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Excellent. Oh, you won't regret this. I mean, too many times.
-
Those with the passwords do whatever they feel like and are accountable to no one.
-
I'm not accepting new acquaintances right now. I can't even remember all the people I already know.
-
In what universe does that actually work?
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Who do you think you are?
-
Everyone I love is broken somehow.
-
Don't go away, I've got nobody as incompetent as me to talk to.
-
I am rage sleeping!
-
Kick out all the men and enlist an army of pretty women. The Guard will be much more popular.
-
It's all hopeless.
-
Sometimes this place seems more like a group of hermits than a proper community.
-
You will find no names in this place, only questions.
-
Must... resist... urge... to sidetrack...
-
I could say that the spoon is standing up in it, but I can't see the spoon. I think it's dissolved.
-
I call up the fire department and get an answering machine. At the fire department.
-
You still have children.
-
People talk. They're not just unconscious all the time.
-
There's a logic in it.
-
Grief is love's unwillingness to let go.
-
One more time.
-
I'm trying to figure out a way to phrase 'running around flailing' as a verbal response.
-
Everyone is an ungrateful little twerp.
-
To kill people in cold blood, first you refrigerate them. Then you kill them.
-
String is immutable, taking a slice has to create a copy.
-
When you start reading the bills, you realise they're all bad.
-
Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller. It's a man's death.
-
See how simple it is? Any problem is solved by making it unusable.
-
Fix the problem that caused the warning.
-
It's the truth. It is truths that defeat us.
-
Chainshirts for everyone!
-
I rally don't fl th lttr "" is ndd.
-
Buzzwords mean whatever you want them to mean.
-
An unexpected error occurred. Please try again later.
-
The elemental in me just wants to flow all over everything.
-
My soul is like a religious disco shoe with a dead fish in it.
-
Going mad is one thing, but becoming sane something all the worse.
-
You have a head full of rocks!
-
Have the courage to use your own mind.
-
I'm hungry. And Ed. Mostly hungry.
-
I lost my mind and had to replace it with a bottle of whiskey. You call that 'symptom-free'?
-
Also, this message can't be any longer than thi-
-
Small things move fast. Now you see me. Now you don't.
-
Stay on the path.
-
There's things that I see that nobody else can.
-
There is always a door. And a door can be open or shut. The difference is me.
-
The most important figures in history got death threats all the time.
-
I've never heard a spin on biotruths quite like that before.
-
It must be Tuesday.
-
Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.
-
He's a toolbox.
-
I blame the morphine.
-
I am not yet ready to give up. I feel alive, like a young man of eighty.
-
It makes perfect sense in the Twilight Zone.
-
What's the point of wanting anything if you can't have everything?
-
Gravity pulls everything down. It's only natural.
-
People die and we put them in the ground like flowers.
-
The US has never lost a war in which it deployed donkeys.
-
I like to test my faith. It always passes.
-
Linux is like a religious disco shoe with a dead fish in it.
-
The furnace is closed. I cannot allow you to seek its comfort. There is no more room.
-
Many doorways still bear the wounds of your passing.
-
In 2010 Bruce Willis is declared legally bald.
-
Just don't disrupt us disrupting Wikipedia please.
-
It's the Guns and Beef Sale.
-
When they come, kill everyone. When they die, pile them high. When I'm through, eat them too!
-
When Shalias gets a bad idea, she really gets a bad idea.
-
It goes downhill from there.
-
It's all downhill from here.
-
Without dreams, there are no nightmares.
-
The universe is cold and dark and vast. It is a void that hungers, above all else. Use that hunger.
-
Why must the universe be this way?
-
It's just this life goal of mine in that I don't want to die horribly. Especially not today.
-
Gods are small. Men may be smaller, but the second does not change the first.
-
This is insanity! Only a madman could think of it. Is that what I am?
-
I don't care if you got an expected result, only that the result is interesting.
-
It's not wise to risk default behaviour.
-
Are you a dream? A fantasy? A memory dredged up by my own dead mind?
-
This won't hurt a bit.
-
Give us the story, Fluffy!
-
In my opinion it doesn't have issues, it is an issue.
-
Someday we will put a man on Taiwan.
-
You deserve to hear what's right.
-
You're a horrible person. Nothing you say makes sense.
-
Some critics believe the house's mutations reflect the psychology of anyone who enters it.
-
One always approaches the unknown with greater caution the first time around.
-
Death is often just a minor hindrance, and even necessary at times.
-
It's easier to remember one founder, you see, easier than to remember a group of people.
-
There are humans hiding, ghosts haunting. It's a deadly game of hide and seek.
-
There are ghosts hiding, humans haunting. We're somewhat confused.
-
I was 13! You expect good judgment from a 13-year-old?
-
Advantage of having bad memory is that when you write things down, you can crack yourself up!
-
This comment may or may not make sense at a later date.
-
You stink of fear, but you're not a coward. You fear me, but still you came.
-
The best way to put someone at ease is to inform them - even if it's the grim truth.
-
How embarrassing it is to be human.
-
People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.
-
Wow, it's a nice day outside. I think I'm gonna sleep through it.
-
In a world without hope, snake throwing is a reasonable way to resolve disputes.
-
I have no tools because I destroyed my tools with my tools.
-
My syntax errors caused the dead to walk among the living.
-
I'll always be furious at the number 7, but such is the hero's journey.
-
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
-
I've worked with php and html soup, class and i18n soup, and now file soup?
-
Low score! You win three sanitary pedastals.
-
I use it as a tool, but if you live in my house, you hear some odd things.
-
Funny, I always wanted to join the circus. Didn't expect it to look like this.
-
When next you call me a monster, remember - you have a sword, and I am a collector of words.
-
The cheese is known to leave an aftertaste for a duration of up to several hours.
-
Spring rolls should never have this much lard in them.
-
Also, my ass is broken. Did I mention my ass is broken? Because if I didn't... "my ass is broken."
-
Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.
-
Hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent.
-
We do what we must because we can.
-
Job interviews structured to find sweaty grubs will probably find sweaty grubs.
-
Note: spilling tea across your desk impairs command ability. Don't do it.
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Oh, what were we talking about? God dammit, I did it again.
-
The universe is infinite.
-
Man sits on shed. Full story at 11.
-
In a world where robo-frogs exist and everyone is named Nancy...
-
It's like saying he's slightly more intelligent than a bivalve shellfish.
-
God love is like, 'I love you, but stay the fuck away from me!'
-
And now it stands, rubble of memory, testement only to the fleeting nature of dreams. Forgotten.
-
The power of Soap is too great for us to be exposed to it in full for too long.
-
Why don't you lie still before I make you stop moving?
-
I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to try to convince someone I'm a human being.
-
All these etiquettes are just damaging your natural intelligence...
-
The one time I tried to play D&D I got kicked out for making bear soup.
-
Sometimes anvils fall from the sky. We don't question it.
-
Their logic baffles me.
-
Bribery works better when you try to bribe me with something I don't already have, you know.
-
I am fuelled by hate and rage. My spite will carry me to victory. Also I cheat.
-
I'm not sure "sack of junk" is an officially recognized Monk weapon.
-
It's like a wizard being a cook.
-
I have anguish babies. Stuck to my back like leeches. Growing plump on fear.
-
It's full of toasters. The cat is full of toasters. Does that seem safe?
-
Being good doesn't get you anything.
-
The cat is full of toasters.
-
Madness, you know, is just like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
-
Even my own community thinks I'm a villain. Some cult leader I turned out to be.
-
It would be folly for any cats to be non-bloated with toasters. Unthinkable.
-
Blame who? I'm not taking blame. It slides off like ducks.
-
There are no servers. They are all ducks. Now give me money.
-
Saying that she knows words would suggest that there is anything in her head other than words.
-
Fear is for the weak. The strong know terror.
-
Faith is fickle, why should purpose be any different?
-
You have to do business with the government so that government must be a neutral party.
-
Sheep dream of cloudy sandals. To rise and leave the clouds to the slaughter.
-
Fill your head with light. And burn.
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Jävla svenskorna.
-
Just what your teeth need: a tongue that fights back when they bite it.
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Forward, and on.
-
You should move to Siberia. It's too cold to smoke.
-
They are the masks behind which we see our own faces.
-
Always blame the designer, is what I say.
-
Most people seem capable of understanding context.
-
Don't blame me; you lost your own way.
-
The Merr stole the show. That chair. That thing with the chair was my favourite thing.
-
I stole everything. Then I died.
-
I have dreams I need to chase.
-
There are dwarf cats, but dwarves as a race are not a thing.
-
He has the entire rage of the halfling race. They're all so gorram jolly.
-
Life is the farce we are all forced to endure.
-
Name your deer.
-
Great, another donkey brawl.
-
The unicorn is so ripped he has abs on his neck.
-
Gods build bricks out of prayers.
-
Merchandise.
-
There are many kinds of power, some more subtle than others.
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Well, I'm not going to break into my own house. That way madness lies. The bad kind.
-
The world is a stage. Nothing is what it seems except for nothing itself.
-
My heart is bee-infested raisin.
-
Eapherod is a sideshow.
-
Let's be honest. Your bottom is not one that I find attractive. Because it is always dancing!
-
I only deny a very few lies. I could be denying so. much. more.
-
I may or may not be a person, but rest assured that I am real enough for your purposes.
-
Did you both misunderstand what I just wrote in two different ways?
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I will fill your shoes with rice.
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BEAR SOUP GUY. BE OUR BEACON OF HOPE IN THIS STRANGE AND SAVAGE LAND.
-
Don't drown your sorrows in alcohol. Those bastards can swim, y'know.
-
I don't believe her, not for an instant. She's lying and cheatful and full of... full of bees!
-
Endings are heartless. Ending is just another word for goodbye.
-
Perhaps this time will be different.
-
Welcome home.
-
Gray-black column, black-gold tower. Obelisk. Obelisk. What are the obelisks?
-
Bits that I cannot place, pieces that do not fit.
-
It's a magic trick. It's complete fabricated bullshit. It's a lie.
-
The dog's name was Princess.
-
Rhu has all the charisma of an angry walrus.
-
I'm still young and idealistic. I've never tried to bury a tank. Or building. YET.
-
It's a war and as a woman, you have to win.
-
I can see tomorrow. The stars are weeping tears of licorice.
-
Agh! It was in my head! It was in my head! It was in my bloody head and then it fell out!
-
That's what we always told each other. Don't become me. Don't fail as I have.
-
Not everyone can be a hero like in the stories.
-
Katia Managan has been a screwup for two days, not two decades. Katia Managan still has a chance.
-
Life isn't a game. It's not like the stories.
-
Judgement is heavier than death.
-
You look like the kind of person who uses skulls for interior decorating.
-
Thank you for missing the point. Not that I know what the point was.
-
Liera has blessed you with sleep, the illusion of death.
-
Please remember to chew your food.
-
The smallest bar. Only four stools. Other than that, standing room only.
-
Schrodinger's Stars. Until you look, they're dead cats.
-
I have a thing for gods. They're almost like masks! Just with more ego!
-
This is not living.
-
Due to the nature of her crimes, Subject L is not subject to the Deathgod's Absolution.
-
Yay PHP!!!
-
Every moment of life seems like going through a portal to me.
-
This is hole science.
-
You failed a sanity check. As a flock of pigeons.
-
You say tomato, I say nebula.
-
You can use the numbers to back up anything if you're delusional enough.
-
Java is to JavaScript as fun is to funeral.
-
I'm now the dubiously proud owner of 4L of apple smirnoff.
-
I siphon lots of brain juice.
-
Play the character, not the game.
-
Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.
-
I wish you didn't agree with me. It makes me think I might be wrong.
-
Cheese is hot when worn.
-
Some men cheat on their wives in their absense... I eat clams in a can.
-
And you think that you do not wear your words?
-
There's more than one Librarian, and more than one Dreamer. And the masks? Why, we all wear them.
-
I do not wear my words. They just trail behind me.
-
An ear-mangling chain of vowels. Mother vowel and her tiny vowelets trailing behind her.
-
Stories. All I have are stories. What do you have? Besides stories?
-
All things are stories. Stories is all there is.
-
The past is stories. Therefore now is a story. To be told in stories. Stories.
-
Time erodes.
-
All we have are dreams.
-
How ironic that your only act of true justice should be the one that ends you.
-
Why should the story end with death?
-
I want to give you everything just to see what you would do with it.
-
I'm sober out of my goddamn mind.
-
When dreamers wander, they are given a name.
-
I believe in life before coffee, but not after vodka. The day is too short to make longer.
-
Someone should preserve it in alcohol for future generations to gawk at.
-
I believe unicorns were in the requirements for search.
-
Remember, if you put a bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag, it becomes invisible.
-
Doom diddly doom!
-
It is now raining undead chickens.
-
Behold the digger of your grave. Your hole awaits.
-
That show is a giant puddle of 'what?'
-
You know, I was lost in the desert, and I've gotta say it was totally amazing.
-
You will die.
-
Sometimes death leaves a stain on a place, like a stain left behind by something that stains.
-
That's what I want! I want you to be happy and I want a monster!
-
My mind couldn't wrap around the fact that people are seriously just... cruel.
-
It's well known that social media sites segregate by interest. I find it disconcerting.
-
Happy wishes.
-
Dude, you're talking to a metal wall. And I'm the crazy one for pouring paint on my head.
-
I will slam this window with all the force of a single emaciated old man.
-
Probability would dictate that half the party is going to be useless at any given moment.
-
Chronology can wait.
-
Names change and shift. Nothing is as was.
-
Sometimes I just like to divide irony by zero.
-
Yeah, cheap wine's the ticket to paradise.
-
His will is his own. His reality follows suit.
-
He is a hale and hearty soul with a heart so big, it widens his waist.
-
I can hear the bones talking. His bones are calling to me.
-
Do you ever wonder why things look better without their skins on?
-
I don't believe in magic. But I do believe in bones.
-
The best way to kill something is with the bones of its own.
-
Do you hear that sound? It's like a horse dying...
-
Don't mind me... I'm a little tired. Can't sleep at home, you know. The walls. They aren't safe.
-
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!
-
Get going, before I change my mind. Or my mind changes me.
-
I play all my video games on normal setting and usually lose.
-
This is more like a cardboard sword with shaving razors embedded into the sides.
-
Sometimes what we are doesn't mesh terribly well with what we wish we were.
-
Some people can't handle the truth. So instead they hate the person who is telling it.
-
The best way to discredit a lunatic is to let them talk.
-
I will instead ignore the wisdom within the rules.
-
Attacked by fanged hams in the sea of pea soup.
-
Order. And not in a good way. Bleak. Colourless. Dead. Boring, boring, boring.
-
Everyone is a traitor. Everyone is a betrayer. Everyone.
-
Don't worry. You'll find something Odd if you keep at it.
-
Look at you, you're light as a chair. How do you walk around like that?
-
It's simple, really. If you don't think about it.
-
Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds.
-
At this moment, which hurts more? Your inside or your outsides?
-
Songs of Madgods. Songs of bad gods! Softly, Master. Softly.
-
Options are listed in order of easiest to type out.
-
This is my usual business hour.
-
You can't escape the sky in the bathroom. It's watching you there too.
-
I suggest investigating the sky. Last time someone said we should just charge towards it.
-
Words no one has ever said before... without smelling heavily of wine in an alley.
-
Smoke that shit, man. Ingest the words. Inhale truth.
-
There are two suns. One of them appears to be setting and the other is rotating around a point.
-
I'll take this time to get my shield and shovel back from the car.
-
Guy died in a mysterious blender accident. It was quite tragic and took two weeks to clean up.
-
These slugs climbing my spine itch something fierce. Care to dance?
-
I remembered he used the word 'god-beast'.
-
rm is the Routine Maintenance tool for Unix computers.
-
If it weren't blasphemous, I might venture to say that the world has been slowly going sane.
-
It is a derogatory expression, but it is amusing and so we have adopted it.
-
The floor is lighter than a feather.
-
It's all hopeless. And it's everyone's fault.
-
Justice is pitiless.
-
I'd like my mind back, if you please. Or not. It's really up to you, Lord Sheogorath.
-
Sleep the sleep of the bleuugh.
-
Call it a tactical reemployment of questionable skills.
-
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
-
I used to be a dog. I got better. Not a better dog, though. I'm a terrible dog now.
-
Drunk with madness. Madness for all!
-
I will eat your eyeballs in a sea of moths!
-
It is the blessing of a curse.
-
The bitter wisdom that one has been a fool is not without value.
-
He took my ogres. Lying maggot! They're MY ogres!
-
I've heard that Dagail knows a lot about mysticism. And sheep.
-
Cast off your clothing and your inhibitions!
-
Ditch your science and become a drunk. It's the only way.
-
We have too much science and not enough drinks.
-
You pressed 'you' meaning 'me'. The correct answer would have been 'you'.
-
No logical person hates people who are nice.
-
Yes, my daughter lives in a cave, and no, I'm not very happy about it.
-
Your language has the correct words, but they cannot be properly misinterpreted.
-
He's got more brains than a brain pie.
-
Gal bursten it.
-
Fribble. Just fribble.
-
You don't own what I can or cannot say with my face.
-
Numbers just keep going.
-
Nothing is going to make me part with my shovels. And the spades. And the trowel.
-
With these computer parts and some fertilizer, I shall create five bombs.
-
I think the porridge can take care of itself.
-
If I had a nickel for every time I needed some animated porridge...
-
Give animated porridge their space, I always say.
-
Hey, anyone want a bomb? I got like, five of 'em. Bombs for everyone. They're a real blast.
-
Pour it into your USB and hit "send".
-
Compulsory unification of opinion achieves only the unanimity of the graveyard.
-
The law does not prohibit the use of due process.
-
The cloud is called the cloud because you don't know what's in it.
-
Pastafarian wins election to town board and takes oath with a colander on his head.
-
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
-
These are simple mechanisms of the universe and they do not respond to our wishes.
-
Xlib has a gaping hole convenient for inserting hearts.
-
Vagueness in legal threats is the hallmark of meritless thuggery.
-
You talk like angel, walk like model, but your body look like buffalo.
-
Lurking variable.
-
Every truth you could possibly tell him, he has already heard as a lie.
-
I ate people before it was cool.
-
Idiocy is not a zero-sum game.
-
Do the wagons from the staff disappear after a while or do they just build up?
-
I think all the cheese storms are bulking up my save, but so worth it.
-
You have no mystery in your soul. It's full of... magic instead.
-
Something about how it's not really death, I just got an express ticket to the dead end.
-
If it looks overdone, it can be blamed on an over-enthusiastic Telvanni mage.
-
It probably looks... icky. Grey. Dry. DEAD. It's the corpse of food.
-
Someone has to keep watch over these madmen. Because they're men. And maaaad.
-
Ore is the blood of fallen wombats.
-
Men die younger because of science.
-
You have been blessed by the Holy Hazz'ridan... with sanity.
-
I've all I've ever needed: teeth, claws, and a bottle of ale.
-
I've basically just been playing musical power supplies for months.
-
The moose won't stop screaming.
-
What a rude and ill-informed comment.
-
Just pick a bed and fall in it when you're tired.
-
Take your rightful place as my champion, or I will crush you.
-
I'm not insane. Who said I'm insane? Did I say was insane? I'll show you insane!
-
Read it in a lecherous trenchcoat voice.
-
You can't have anything that's dangerous. Water's going to be banned in not too long.
-
I'm talking about the whole floor dirty. I'm talking about me drenched in blood.
-
It's an easy question to answer if you want to give the wrong answer.
-
The reason it's not doing anything is because you don't have it turned on.
-
Mind the Friendly Space Policy.
-
Best experienced with Microsoft Internet Explorer.
-
Breaking news: not all Wikipedians are visibly insane.
-
Printing out the code and retyping it by hand is superior to submodules.
-
New language variant 'en-x-piglatin' for easier variant testing.
-
Embolden the monolith.
-
Free as in free beer.
-
Free as in freedom.
-
Free as in tinfoil hat.
-
China starts televising sunrise due to smog.
-
Sports!! Do the thing, win the points!
-
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
-
Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.
-
Treat your dog to a healthy vegan diet by feeding it fresh vegans.
-
I send my enemies birthday cards filled with glitter.
-
They're like well-meaning snake oil salesmen who periodically get results.
-
"I dissolve" has real meaning here.
-
Death does not diminish.
-
It's no surprise that a growing number of people have begin fetishizing salads.
-
There's no escape.
-
Just step into the painting, he said. Sure... like it's that simple.
-
Product of Screaming Moose Productions.
-
It's only a whisper of a rumor of a conjecture.
-
Relative positions are absolute in their primacy.
-
It wasn't a battle at all. It was a cat playing with her food.
-
I for one welcome our category overlords for sorting out every single thing.
-
I'd join a religion of secular lunacy.
-
I dig holes in dirt, not in words.
-
I'm keeping 'teenage gender unicorns' forever.
-
This is so accurate that I want to punch everyone in the face.
-
PRIMORDIAL CLAM CHOWDER
-
I'm probably offended by what you're doing. Stop it.
-
Men are a threat. All men are a threat.
-
I'm offended by everything here.
-
It's inadequate, half broken, and the sort of quality you've come to expect.
-
$1 missing
-
Our headquarters are in a house, yes a house, in downtown Palo Alto, California.
-
And nothing of value was lost.
-
Chickens, therefore I'm right.
-
I can't talk now. I'm painting the sky with stars.
-
Same flavour, different giraffe.
-
Licenses are like the president of Ukraine - in other words, totally wrong.
-
It's disturbingly coherent.
-
Even though it's written in C, it crashes like a mature C++ application.
-
Saving image failed: Error while saving image. Could not save image.
-
Tastes like burning.
-
Cats. Everywhere.
-
People are better than C++, and that's not saying much.
-
Zaori is made of people like you.
-
I'm being kidnapped?! Let me know when, so I can put it on my calendar.
-
Are you going to give me a dose of liberdom or freeity?
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Everything discussed here is so normal my teeth hurt.
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I can't believe it's not SQL!
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It doesn't matter how fast your language is, it's always possible to write slow code in it.
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We're all bozos on this bus.
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Of course there's free will. That doesn't mean it's not predictable.
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
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I am writing cookie-handling code. This is 2014. I shouldn't have to do it.
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You can pretend to live in London, and I can live in Paris! I'll type with an accent!
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There are few things mankind hasn't managed to successfully eat.
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Everything's cooler with bones sticking out.
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Internal content of page what does this do
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Why are't you glowing right? You're not glowing right.
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The ends await. Mm. Good. Good. I need ends. Dead ends for me please.
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Is he some kind of oracle at this point or just a madman?
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The opposite of a computer is a kumquat.
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[citation needed]
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There is only one color of whale: PATRIARCHY.
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That said, I kinda want an inflatable dart board.
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Never underestimate what you can do with excessive amounts of the colour blue.
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On a scale of one to invade russia in the winter, how bad is your idea?
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Warning: Lizards may cause your cat to malfunction in new and unexpected ways.
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Man, cats are weird...
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We are experts at wasting life.
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Fail fast, die() young. We are experts at wasting life. with loneliness(): self.crush();
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I'm in agreedmentsion with Modus.
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Take two ducks, twice a day, and drink plenty of fluids.
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You must construct additional pylons!
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Get the duck out of my house!
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Within a few minutes, you can do weird things with fish, if you want to.
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I dream of sleep.
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A philoshophical statement regarding slippers.
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I knew I shouldn't have eaten that slimy stuff I found in the road yesterday.
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The wheels on the insanity bus go round and round...
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Grammar wasn't invented until 1934.
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She has an unfortunate tendency to to scream "racism!" whenever something doesn't go her way.
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The image does not need to be 'maintained'; it has been stable for the past seven years.
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Fonk! The man of the ape and the trees is having coitus with a proxy server! Don't!
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And lo, there was frogs.
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Nothing matches up anymore.
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Breathe. Just breathe. Ignore the ten foot noodle chasing you.
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The letter X is invincible.
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Out of the cracks in the sky come vultures to swim in the blue dirt.
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Put some clothes on that tongue of yours!
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Potent famine Lungs.
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Inside your head there is a thing.
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The irony of this situation is under speculation.
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Reasonable people wouldn't have gotten this far.
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Well, parser caches can't actually sexually assault you, but yes.
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Check your privileges, I know you have some somewhere.
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There is a disturbing lack of plastic foot stools in my garden.
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What is this treacle?
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Names is meaner than me since all my mean-ness is negated by my accent.
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The warm, loving embrace of TENTACLES EVERYWHERE...
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Gan's voice has the vitality of dust.
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Bad pronounciation forces the crowd to listen.
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My feeble notions of productivity have already gone and committed suicide. Twice.
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Wikipedians are the weirdest breed of internetians I know.
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You're allowed to be inconsistent. It's the one advantage to craziness.
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This is the best air-car deer-hunting sequence ever.
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Cats tolerated.
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Emotions are dumb and should be hated.
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Feel the desire to physically attack people you disagree with frequently, do you?
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Crazy circumstances create crazy people.
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I don't expect everyone to agree with me. Most times I'm not even certain I agree with me.
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Neck misses it, but raccoon shelter is taking good care of things.
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Look at me! I'm cheerful because I put a cheerful sticker on my forehead.
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I do not care for cats, and I care even less for men who care for cats. I find them very worrying.
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I live a strange life. Not for general consumption.
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Freedom is terrifying.
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These are some pretty words.
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Pudding is tasty. php probably tastes runny and slightly icky.
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Based on future events.
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You know how it is. You've got to hallucinate sometimes, or you're going to lose your mind.
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In the beginning was the end.
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Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
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I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop.
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He might actually be sane, but nobody's ever finished reading one of his reports, so nobody knows.
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Put down the duster. It'll be okay.
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Where is your god now?
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One day you will bury the moon!
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Sometimes we are mean to our cows.
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How do cats even work?
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Everything is bad.
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Am I the only person here who reads tea and drinks books?
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It's beautiful, in a totally trying to kill you kind of way.
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A religion which doesn't allow questioning is a religion which isn't confident about its structure.
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I feel like I could take on the world.
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The damage has not yet been done.
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'Artist' is just a nice way of saying 'really creative asshole'.
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The easiest way to survive a horror movie is to switch genres.
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Rationale does not have a rationale in it.
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This is by design.
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This is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Taste the rainbow.
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Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave.
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Knowledge is power, France is bacon.
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Just because it is canon doesn't mean it makes sense.
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Please don't ask me why I know this.
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I have had many different names and homes but always the same spirit.
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Butts is always the answer.
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Fear is currency.
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No, daughter, please! I warned you about this!
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Second day in the wild. I slept in a tree tonight.
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No race has a predisposition towards screaming at goats.
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Damn swift cow trees.
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I think we're trying to use a slide rule to measure internet speeds.
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All of the problems I've ever had with species identification have come from raccoon skulls.
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I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans.
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I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
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You write so beautifully. The inside of your mind must be a terrible place.
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Idiots are always so dead sure about every damn thing they do in their lives.
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It looks like a cruel fairy took a child's drawing of a horse and gave it life.
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There is no moral alternative.
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Don't resist. Push it to its limits. Let it explode.
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Hazz'ridan...
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Herbet is dead. Hebert is unconscious.
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I'm concerned about the blueberries.
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Sometimes a chipmunk.
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I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
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Oh, right, I'm wearing bunny ears...
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Our societal obsession with these fluffy little murder machines...
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Binders full of women.
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Why do people think I am weird? Sometimes I identify as cold spaghetti.
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Hungry.
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This episode of 24 is more important than you.
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I'm not sure I've ever met a corporate lawyer who didn't think their job was bullshit.
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The madness is angry.
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The darkness is hungry.
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Tell me, where did it all go wrong for you?
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Meh, definitions. Show me actions.
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And from the Madness came the words.
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I am super dense. I can use my skull to break doors.
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A half of ghost. But where is other half?
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I pressed randomize. Don't press randomize.
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Instead of clapping, his daughter protested yetis.
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Honey, I think there's a horse under the bed.
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What fresh hell?
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They told him he could be anything if he went to college, so he became a dark lord.
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Now should I be scared or happy that I got a love letter from the grim reaper?
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So I came home to find two werewolves, dressed as hotdogs, tearing up my furniture.
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To achieve the goal of ultimate cleanliness, one must become part of the counter.
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There's a zombie in my refrigerator.
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I was an atheist until I realized I was God.
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I would rather not waste my time. It takes away from how I like to waste my time with other things.
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People are so enamoured by equality that they'd rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.
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The complexity is higher than that of a 14-dimensional dodecahedron.
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You are not a lunatic unless you act like one.
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Nothing is worth more than a mask.
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Don't smell that! I mean me. Don't smell me! I smell awful, but then, that's how I make my living.
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Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
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Thank you so much for your correct opinion.
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I don't know time. I am senile. Or so I tell me.
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You'd better pray in your cabin tonight for one thing: cats falling from the bloody sky.
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If you make something so small that it is hard to read, do you even need it to begin with?
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Why do you want people to judge you on the definition but not on the actions?
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Or, in other words, fish.
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The answer isn't. If it were, I'd if the be.
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Who hurt you?
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It is entertaining. I haven't had this much fun since I stared at a wall all day.
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If code looks wrong, just replace it with what you imagine it's supposed to be.
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History happens to people.
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We're all background characters.
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So... you have awoken from your sleep and returned to your dream. Well met... again.
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We have evolved to a state where we no longer require edit conflicts.
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Deal with deviance.
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You wouldn't download a car.
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You deserved happiness. So I left.
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Forget the terrible news you've read. Your mind's at ease in an ostrich head!
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It is like a dark master, teaching me the ways of blood and stone.
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Is your stomach a graveyard?
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I have internet for two days. I'm making the most of this by doing absolutely nothing.
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If code looks wrong, just replace it with a dildo.
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You can't take your laptop corpses to the grave with you.
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Every door has a key, and with this key they show their true nature.
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I wanted to portray Hitler the way he was always meant to be portrayed: as a proud woman of color.
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This violates the principle of least surprise, and antagonizes users.
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If you step on a frog, all of its organs will come out of its mouth.
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Thank you, bathtub crocodile.
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Most mad scientists in movies are actually just mad engineers.
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Biscuits.
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Life's too short for pants.
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The Gods took care of themselves. Why don't you?
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A day without ice cream is like a day without ice cream.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.
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it's not really a fax unless it makes loud modem sounds and gets jammed on the regular.
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Can we stop normalizing normality?
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Even if they do not know your name you can be remembered.
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I will never understand cats.
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If you can change a story then I wonder if the aftertaste changes as well.
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You seen a salmon's spine? You can break faces with one of those.
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That looks safe. In that reality itself isn't flickering on and off.
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If you know words, you should speak to the wordless.
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You're Dawn. You might be. You're early, aren't you? You're not quite Dave, at any rate.
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Coffins don't have bathtubs, silly.
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It's like magic in that tomatoes are like strawberries, minus the antlers.
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I gave her unspoken words.
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Thanks. I try. No, I'm lying. I don't try. It's just to easy. But thanks.
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Anything can imply anything you want it too.
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Without the armour, you're the third half of a story that never happened.
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We were attacked by a feral librarian. We had to fall back.
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They threatened the collection. There must be a reckoning.
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Nokia had a giant tree in its booth.
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Today's dish is raw, bloody meat with bones still attached.
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A shovel is pretty adorable for a savage weapon of death.
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I'm not ignoring you. I just don't know what to say to you.
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The postdoc who did all the work has since left to start a bakery.
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Blood samples were spun at 1500rpm because the centrifuge made a scary noise at higher speeds.
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We live in Sweden and Tumblr is the government.
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It turns out the gif format has issues with decade-long loops.
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Listen - the flappy planes are beeping in the stick towers.
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Those are all the wrong words. But the things themselves are all right. So who cares?
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I'm a white person of colour.
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Rivets. That's what it needs.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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Dreams don't ever really die. You take them to the grave.
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Bali is known for its unique, so I guess we can't count it out.
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Believe your own lies all you like, but don't go pawning them off on others.
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It has the expression common to all kittens, that of a tyrant in the becoming.
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I was comfortable, and you dared to move. For that you must die.
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Simple is good. It sneaks up on you. Makes you smile.
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In the beginning it wasn't.
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Reticulating spline.
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The world is against me. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.
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Your shoes are untitled.
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This definition is why I ain't writing The Dictionary of Obscure Pleasures.
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This is sausage to me.
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Yesterday I was sick. Today, I am reborn like the phoenix. As still sick.
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I remember it and I miss it and I know someone has it, but I don't know who.
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I filled a cup with wasps and someone poured lemonade in. Not helping.
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I don't understand. How hard is it to grab someone's hand and move it up and down?
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Waking up is impossible and I don't understand how anyone ever does it.
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Oh, chemical blackfire, dammit man. But you're already there, aren't you though.
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Most dreams are shy. They fly away when the sleeper's lids open.
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One should make songs rather than make magic. Songs have more beauty.
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I've bought myself a weekend. A weekend of beauty with the tears of life.
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I can't wait to wake up and get back to life.
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Knowing a name, or being stuck with one, both's a mess of trouble.
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There's always something. Something simple, like waking, or dying, or being able to say 'sorry'.
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Why are you implying that I implied that you implied something you are implying you did not imply?
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Any character who has a sensitivity training center named after him will be taken away.
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Prove it.
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A man who has not tripped unto his own trips could never understand.
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She curses him as only someone who is half-demon on her father's side can curse.
-
There are known knowns.
-
I applaud the spinning table with the kite.
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Let me tell you a thing. A thing. There, I told you.
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I need feminism because people have opinions I don't like.
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Why, oh, why, was I programmed to feel pain?
-
The walking joke made a joke!
-
Being equal to your oppressors is still oppression.
-
Even the most glorious revolution is just a successful mutiny.
-
It's easier to search a dead body that isn't moving.
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I haven't fed my dogdamned god.
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Careful. Tried that once. Ever so dull.
-
A lot of people came to me because I actually wore clothes and didn't make them feel dirty.
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No time, I will eat when I'm dead. I'm gong in!
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I'll be in my lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me.
-
The lesson here is that dreams inevitably lead to hideous implosions.
-
While you were out, I painted your living room pink. You're welcome.
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For all we know manbearpig very well may be the patriarchy.
-
You know, all you had to say was 'this date is over'. No need to jump off a cliff.
-
I want to live to see the future because the future is hilarious.
-
Among some, your name is now synonymous with meat. And that's a high honour indeed.
-
Truth is racist.
-
I'm sane, you know.
-
Look, we'd love to grant your request, but we think you're insane.
-
Why is there bacon in the soap?
-
My father used to call me a block off the old chip.
-
No human with sense would send a takedown for 'EAT SHIT FUCKERS'.
-
Only by admitting what we are can we get what we want.
-
Don't crash into the geese! They'll fall... up!
-
I'd pay for helium eyebrows.
-
Cover your ears. The fabric of reality might scream a little.
-
These are questions for wise men with skinny arms.
-
Prodigies appear in the oddest of places.
-
The great thing about ignoring something is that there's never any hurry.
-
It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Act like it.
-
Please do the needful.
-
Giant fish don't taste much different from regular fish.
-
History isn't written by the victors anymore. It's re-written by the Wikipedia vandals.
-
The public is advised not to heed voices coming from wells.
-
Need more fabric... or the walls will eat me.
-
I am the one who is spread on toast in the night.
-
I will dig the hole that birthed death itself.
-
If it's morally suspicious, trust Finland to do just that.
-
There's a difference between not caring and telling people you don't care.
-
Is our children learning?
-
No software is free and spreading that misconception is harmful.
-
And there is life on linux...
-
That voice in your head, it's not your conscience, it's your ego.
-
I hope I'm alive to see how the world ends.
-
Time going backwards is rarely a good thing.
-
All unauthorized humor will be reported to the appropriate authorities.
-
All golems in this fractal have cat ears and whiskers.
-
'A fair distance' for a sphinx is, like, on the other side of a decently-sized ocean.
-
MediaWiki is consistently inconsistent.
-
Everyone who dies while Radek is still alive gets stuffed into the Warforged body.
-
It is a harbinger of death! Stop making cooing noises!
-
It's almost like nobody thought to make up rules for people tripping on mushrooms.
-
Sometimes we do everything right and we still lose.
-
They found his cell phone still in his hands and his head in the back seat.
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It's a raptor. So we should treat it as a raptor.
-
The water feels nothing.
-
If they're not affected, they're not representative.
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Dad, please. Stop stabbing yourself.
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Beheading ants is a lot less effective than I had hoped.
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There was so much work to choose from, boss, so I did none.
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Don't try to forget. Don't worry about it. That is the only way to move on.
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I'm gong to hell in every religion.
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If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth.
-
I think we should consider all our frankenoptions.
-
This isn't living. Living's easier.
-
Do not fear death. It is the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.
-
Your time is valuable. It's worth a bottle of fish sauce.
-
Division is dangerous. Never do it.
-
You look in the mirror and you see yourself. You are a hotdog.
-
You brought a meth lab to the airport?
-
A sylvari with thighs like an oak... possibly because she is an oak.
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The equation is 54.
-
Were you then, you might have been.
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It's always a lot easier when you don't have to design with reality as a constraint.
-
Sometimes people pull my leg and it comes off in their hands. And then they're left holding a leg.
-
This is a test of the Emergency Stupidity System.
-
If there's something the human race specialises in, it's looting.
-
It's not considered polite to write on your driver.
-
Noisy. You know what's noisy? This car. Keeps talking to me.
-
Is that a duck?
-
Think outside the graphing calculator.
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I ♠ NY
-
Give it an A. For Annoying.
-
It is an obtuse angel.
-
Some dreams never die.
-
Listen, Rave. People change. Sometimes into flocks of seagulls.
-
Remember to always close the door behind you if you want to go back.
-
My god is an asshole.
-
We're playing horseshoes or hand grenades. Accuracy counts as much as it needs to.
-
I said it in my head.
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Why do I have two Bobs?
-
Right on.
-
Such cat.
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You know, I never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm going to do that either.
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I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be.
-
You know it isn't broken because it gets far enough to bluescreen.
-
I hate arguing, but just for the record, you're wrong. But don't ask me to prove it!
-
Stop being a coward in the presence of idiots.
-
A gate to Hell opened in one of my provinces, and I closed it by pushing cows into it.
-
It'll have tusks. I just know it.
-
The unanswered question states...
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The Voice's name is Bertram.
-
The day we stop aging is the day we stop evolving. Are we ready for that?
-
What you wear tells others what you are.
-
We're so often blind to what our own assumptions are.
-
The stick is sharp and pokey.
-
It ain't my bag, man.
-
They dig and make noises in the walls.
-
Are we chraining the sents of loss today?
-
Smell.
-
People forget MacGyver.
-
We should now refer to units of measurements of oppression as 'hitlers'.
-
They clean their teeth for fun.
-
They are smart because they are wild.
-
Something few people realise is just how easy it is to forge things if only you have the time.
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SECURE MATERIALS: DUPLICATION FORBIDDEN
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No half-measures.
-
A sufficiently vague target is harder to miss.
-
Media really dropped the ball.
-
I'm a toothy-pillow manwhore. I've fondled so many seams. I lose count.
-
The only thing I get in boxes are hags. If I'm lucky, I'll get a slug.
-
Standards are unicorns.
-
And now all your snowflakes are urine and you can't even find the cat.
-
I don't remember singing spoons. There was a shower of cutlery. But that was somewhere else.
-
I stitched standards.
-
You have not yet spent so much of your life reading code that you begin to talk in it.
-
The time is now to consume. Why skim when you deserve more?
-
Lies make us happy?
-
There is no escape from what you know.
-
All alone. The last one standing is left with nothing but time to think.
-
That which is divided must become one.
-
It's funny when you talk like that, as if those are real words.
-
They are coloured blined.
-
I'm going bald and my flower is losing its petals.
-
She's gone now. All bones left. The bones are boiling in my soup.
-
He's just this guy, you know?
-
It's right up there with 'humming being'.
-
Can you hear me now?
-
You need a pen to save your family.
-
My split ends have split ends.
-
There are five beds, one of which has been taken over by a pair of badgers.
-
He is very thinky.
-
This is our legacy. Pieces of our legs.
-
All things that live may die. All things that are may dream.
-
It's the same dusty raspberry flavour.
-
Zombies and body parts are so simple. How do you make madness visually engaging?
-
Holding it in mind as the bones of memory... here we stand, alone at last.
-
Most of my best stories have been written en route to and from the liquor store.
-
Do what I want, not what I tell you.
-
In Finland, there is a juice tax.
-
Write to learn. Write to understand. Write to remember.
-
It's bloody stupid and it's mine.
-
He had rabbits and he did not like rabbits.
-
You fight madness with madness.
-
Others drink to forget. I simple forget... and also drink.
-
We love our dreams, for they show us what we cannot have.
-
King of Dramatical, I rule this land with an iron box of tissues.
-
Memory is brutal when it's not quite there.
-
Why does a horse with no name have a hostname?
-
Suitable for making cupcake decorations, where grayscale doesn't work well.
-
Hand to the Dead Master though I may be, to a perturbed sphinx, a perturbation is a perturbation.
-
Show me to your sheep.
-
The question is goats, not sheep.
-
I might as well have been a sphinx.
-
Finish your sentence.
-
The sun is too shiny.
-
Don't rush so much. Your life is not worth twenty seconds.
-
My memories are a jumbled mass and my head is full of sheep.
-
Poking it with a stick: the universal gesture of curiosity.
-
They like disliking.
-
None of it makes the slightest sense, so we just follow the rituals and pretend that it does.
-
Stay in drugs. Eat your school. Don't do vegetables.
-
I like holes. They're airy and cool and you can see through them.
-
It might be knife-shaped because someone thought knives were purdy.
-
Things in books aren't secrets, or they wouldn't be secrets anymore.
-
Swedish is hardly a language. It's more like a speech defect.
-
I am here. I am pretending to do work. There is nothing suspicious about this.
-
They are the same because you are a book.
-
It's one of the perks of being enormous.
-
It is finished. Art is so brutal.
-
Words have meanings.
-
I couldn't read it because I blew it up.
-
They're talking to the balls?
-
It's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
-
Hey, I can summon fire. Want some drugs?
-
It never occurred to me that he might have been lying.
-
Not all ghosts are angry or have unfinished business. Some are just annoying.
-
Welcome to Midnight, my humble abode.
-
Being me is not good for your health.
-
What mangos are you reading?
-
If it makes you angry, question why. Opposing viewpoints should never make you angry.
-
Here's what we learned when we accidentally destroyed this universe.
-
If you can't get in, keep trying. People inevitably crash.
-
She's in my head. How should I know what what she's really like?
-
It's a skeleton key. It's universal.
-
They need to learn how to hate. It doesn't come naturally.
-
Don't confuse me with Nevada.
-
It may cost a whole lot of money, but oh well.
-
Expect disappointment and you won't be disappointed.
-
Doesn't matter how much BRAVE you have; bravery isn't bulletproof.
-
One of my students was working with incoherent fractions.
-
It's only fun for the first hundred thousand.
-
Your preferences will be realigned until you find this pleasurable or die.
-
I know a guy who could make you understand in a snap.
-
I don't know what paradigm means but it looked snug at the end of that phrase, so why deny it?
-
Got something intelligent, rational or simply coherent to say? Get it off your chest here.
-
Drugs are a part of this complete breakfast.
-
At least my whiskey appreciates me.
-
Sarathi broke me. The rest has just been custard on the pudding.
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This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
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And we have here all her forgetfulness and rage in one confused little package.
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We're all kept alive by magic. My magic's just a little different from yours.
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That would be such a dumb combination that it was probably exactly what happened.
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I have 40 of something called 'rare herbs' and some other stuff I got called SOME USEFUL HERBS.
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This doesn't look like lint or dirt. In the pipe it goes.
-
There are dragons in this box and I need them out.
-
Compiling Wine. Grab a lunch or two, rent a video, or whatever, in the meantime...
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The night is dark and full of turtles.
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I want to get a boat and put a mechanical bull on it.
-
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
-
Do they even realize that they're causing the problems that they're protesting against?
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This could all be a dream, dear. It's a simple concept to grasp.
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Hi, I'm a moderator. Thank you for contacting me. We don't moderate!
-
Thanks for the reminder of how ridiculous we are.
-
Good, let the abstract quality flow through you.
-
Air is lumpy.
-
They watched the skies, and the stories soared overhead. What followed was an exodus of sphinxes.
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If you're alive, raise your hand. Otherwise, we'll assume you've died.
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A disturbed individual, as Richard would say. And then quickly retract with an apology.
-
I should be awake, theoretically, but ERR_INSUFFICIENT_AMOUNT_OF_CAFFEINE
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My articles never have any edit wars because they never have any readers.
-
At its best it works, and at its worst it's like the biggest graveyard on wikipedia.
-
Differential equations sedate me.
-
Where is /etc/hosts?
-
I actually want to punch you as much in person as I do online.
-
Why ruin that pretty skin of yours? Now I'll never be able to make my mask...
-
I am not going to scan a ferret.
-
The ghost of Chairman Mao will get you, Argento. Remember the trouble you had with Stalin?
-
I didn't have a life. I had a BBS.
-
The graphics are in your brain.
-
My dream is running away from me like a dog from a hungry korean.
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He doesn't care - that's why he made a script that does.
-
I think the spell worked. I'm looking at the universe from the outside. It's a confusing mess.
-
There is no sparkle endpoint for wikidata as it stands.
-
You, sir, are guilty of reductio ad absurdum! My hat is a badger, so your argument is invalid!
-
My hat is a badger, so your argument is invalid.
-
When you factor in all the time saved by not writing scripts, it's really like two vacations.
-
Humans provide some very important protein.
-
It ain't possible to live unless you crossing somebody's line.
-
Nothing is real. Everything is permitted.
-
Your loneliness is spreading to your eyes.
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The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.
-
Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb.
-
She tends to get distracted. Her mind wanders and amuses itself elsewhere.
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If they use variables we need to slit their throats a little bit.
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It was hours ago. I don't remember.
-
The ratio of the children is the width of the pool.
-
Boulder has it right. If two men sleep together, they should be stoned.
-
Beak the media. Change the message.
-
If you put ten fair use experts in a room, you'll get twelve definitions before they leave.
-
Welcome oblivion does not come easily.
-
The holes aren't alive.
-
Experiment! The crazier the idea, the likelier a successful outcome!
-
Of course he has a fucking Hitler doll.
-
Does anyone have the key to the trash compactor?
-
I am altering the deal. Pray that I don't alter it any further.
-
On some level, all questions are stupid, so what does it matter?
-
Questions are not stupid. Not knowing to question, that is the stupid.
-
I am holding sauce. This is real. I am real.
-
In this game, stone is more reliable than reality. Even shale.
-
Go to your filthy bed! Revel in your vile dreams!
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There is a diffrence between dreaming and pretending.
-
Even in these dark days, journalism occasionally happens.
-
Video killed the radio star.
-
Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive...
-
Has anyone really been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
-
No Spoon, no spork, no foon, not even a dire little fork, just... a manhole.
-
I don't think anal biscuits technically provide nutrition for the human body, or stuff.
-
He lives with one foot in his mouth, and the other in the Twilight Zone.
-
Tarnation and blimey!
-
How about sense-dependent invisibility?
-
Sometimes Nemo is so tactless that you can't be offended.
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Bless your heart.
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Save the gay whales in Darfur.
-
Laziness is a virtue when tempered with ingenuity. And when I don't have to review your code.
-
I think you have a well-developed zero.
-
Clicking the mouse will focus your eyes.
-
Stories speak to us in ways reality never could.
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Reality speaks to us in ways stories never could.
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Stop messing with people's heads when they can't even hear you.
-
What successive but unfound dimensions could follow?
-
The things in place designed to help is really the thing keeping everyone back.
-
They say I sodomised a pine tree.
-
Please stop being so much more peculiar than you usually are!
-
Is it true that you when you were 14 you called your teacher a cootie-licker?
-
We do not promise change. We promise improvement. We promise to learn.
-
A program in lolcode to calculate the atomic weight of curry.
-
My participation ribbon is a paycheck.
-
Word salad and number soup.
-
Naw, it's good. I was too stoned to care.
-
The effects of stupidity can be adequately simulated using vodka.
-
You may have your faults, but at least you have pants on.
-
More piggies, GIR! I demand piggies!
-
It's late. I need to go snorkel cheese.
-
Did you say say 'pig' or 'fig'?
-
It's okay, I've already started gibbering over this box of raw explosive power in my hands.
-
Roll nature to speak bee.
-
Fatal error: Unable to find local grunt.
-
The universe hates you. Deal with it.
-
Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth.
-
It's only cheating if you get caught.
-
I'm an architect. I build things. Walls, ceilings. All I want is peace. Sanity. Cathedrals.
-
Can you imagine if all these posts had the word white swapped with black? People would blow up.
-
Well, this was one of my predictions. One of my nine predictions.
-
He's upset at the raccoon on the ceiling.
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You are my secret. You, who read these dreams put cold to the pages of the Book.
-
Heaven forbid we let someone who understands it get a good grade.
-
I think it's hysterical they made him an air traffic controller.
-
I just spend a Minor Action to summon a cloud of boiling blood.
-
Shut up. We're being moved by humanity's gentleness right now. You go and die over there.
-
I want etherpad programming.
-
10 years ago this would be satire. But not today.
-
This isn't a cult. Our bedrock principles are open access and transparency.
-
The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways. By force.
-
You are more likely to trip and die than be killed by a gun.
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It's information and no one owns it.
-
I am a trisexual pineapple.
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mw.loader.state('the_pope_is_an_atheist_woman_alien', 'missing');
-
I'd rather be a damsel than a bullet sponge.
-
How does my tin foil hat look?
-
There have been several people that have been shot by an unloaded gun.
-
Saying "it's impossible to discriminate" allows people to discriminate with impunity.
-
MediaWiki code is very much sausage.
-
Logic is a pretty powerful tool, but it only works if you give it good input.
-
I think what Nemo's getting at is that the appendix is just plain weird.
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Many have eyes, but few have seen.
-
Happy Easter. Here's a chocolate version of the cross our Lord was tortured and killed on.
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Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
-
We wasted so much time waterboarding that duck.
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Dust his ass for footprints.
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You've replaced yourself with a small shell script!
-
I once had a rock garden. Three of them died.
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I have found more ways to derange than arrange.
-
Foxes run from drooling dogs.
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Don't make me pull this volcano over.
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Crew members don't hang out in walls.
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Windows NT 4.0 - still more free than your average mobile OS.
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I am at peace. That's what bothers me.
-
Is wiretapping them legal if we have someone from the NSA do it?
-
I'm never using that lawnmower again. That's how I lost my hair you know?
-
I am an asshole and I like being an asshole. Assholes are usually the most honest people.
-
Ego. That's what it means to be a god. Pure, unadulterated ego.
-
Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.
-
Dinosaurs probably had tapeworms too, and we can only wonder how long they got.
-
Muh feelings!
-
Sanity is a difficult prospect. Maintaining it would be enough to drive one mad.
-
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
-
Cellar door.
-
Warning: Use your brain.
-
This is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
-
Let's trade secrets. I've only got one, and I've forgotten what it is.
-
Like a great salmon, we must forge up the stream of evil and stop it before it spawns.
-
I can see the zerg. I can see everything again.
-
Dog? Oh, you delightful idiot. I'm his cat, of course!
-
I was bored while waiting for my torrent to finish so I wrote AI replacements for the Marks.
-
It is the social sciences task to challenge biological thinking.
-
They are frenetically concerned with biological explanations.
-
The rest of us will just be hanging around and being annoying distractions.
-
Passing blame is so much easier than owning up to your own actions.
-
If you use Comic Sans, you're using a font designed for an animated dog.
-
There are so many ways an intoxicated cow could go.
-
I feel like we're doing this again, but that just means we're getting good at it.
-
The murmurer in the earth and I talk. I lay my head against the dirt.
-
The only way to beat a temptation is to give into it.
-
You've got to know about jokes. You are one.
-
Strange isn't a bad thing. Just unexpected.
-
Strength in isolation.
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I'd go anywhere if it just made some sense.
-
You definitely wouldn't want to take Amtrak to hell. You'd get there three days late.
-
Has anyone really been so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
-
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word.
-
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
-
He didn't say anything. He was too busy dying.
-
MediaWiki is... organic. Like manure.
-
Do de do de do.
-
From the beginning, what are the ten radical isotopes?
-
You can have a typo, but in this case you have a writo.
-
A graph is always easier than a paragraph.
-
It shows what food feeds on which food.
-
Dude, responding to everything I say with weird pictures does not constitute a debate.
-
Racism is the new progress. Racism is the new tolerance. Racism is the new equality.
-
I need a seagull boundary.
-
One of their major food sources is suffering.
-
Remember how minimal these minimals can get.
-
You are the reason the saying 'ignorance is bliss' exists.
-
I can't predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes.
-
I mean, that's pretty horrible, but 'most of Chile'. That's just hilarious.
-
Everyone is a super saiyan charr now.
-
Because the images were taken by a monkey, no human copyright applies.
-
Who but a dreamer could appreciate the tragedy that holds us up?
-
Sometimes the easiest method you know is the hardest method there is.
-
I gave up, ran around like a headless chicken and then went to watch TV instead.
-
People are very strange these days.
-
Now how are we going to decide who's the worst hostage?
-
I'm as presentable as a murderously spiteful old man with a wet beard can get.
-
The current state of the art is broken.
-
Roof Koreans for hire.
-
There's a moose?
-
It's not exactly an ill met newt by noonlight.
-
Personally I would like to see this code carefully gutted.
-
You can fix the mainpage by deleting all the content in home.css.
-
What are my reasons? Even I'll never know.
-
What could possibly go wrong?
-
Fundemental ass satellite of space.
-
He wanted my wheat, but I gave him a bear.
-
Shhhh! If we're quiet, maybe the tornado won't hear us.
-
Sorry. I didn't hear the question. I was too busy staring at my thumb.
-
So, the land doesn't float on top of the ocean?
-
Can we do something other than set fire to my eyebrows? We've already done that three times.
-
You can't explain a rock. A rock is a rock.
-
He looks different. He's not dressed like a taco!
-
It's almost the weekend. Tomorrow's already over.
-
I can't hear you. What's your clown name?
-
The greatest lie we tell ourselves is 'I'll remember it'.
-
Just words, words, words and no meaning left.
-
Omaha seems really unpleasant.
-
He was almost like a trainwreck, but without the train. Or possibly the wreck.
-
The end is only the beginning.
-
I could saturate my connection with mango cheesecake.
-
Please use 'perkele' no more than 8 times per email.
-
Creatures with teeth on their tongue should not exist.
-
I'd rather be miserable than not exist, for whatever reason.
-
They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.
-
Self-awareness is for assholes. I prefer to be aware of tacos instead.
-
It is a play in which nothing happens. Twice.
-
Is any idea so dangerous that it justifies censorship?
-
I fear all we've done is awaken a giant and fill him with terrible resolve.
-
Good advice is boring.
-
The person who says it cannot be done should not bother the one who is doing it.
-
Any sufficiently advanced business model is indistinguishable from a scam.
-
I have a moustache on my soul.
-
Don't underestimate spite economics.
-
One alligator in custody.
-
In other news, I am still alive therefore death must be a myth.
-
His biggest offense is saying 'nipples' a lot.
-
Everyone is hot and I'm really bad at handling it.
-
Best if consumed simultaneously.
-
We are not always dead inside.
-
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling.
-
Eels are most prevalent on thursdays.
-
He's such an unlikable little twat. Now we know why: he was played by an unlikable little twat!
-
Cry me a river so I can drown you in it.
-
Man's natural state is slavery; we are unhappy because we are too 'free'.
-
Here we will share the memes of our people.
-
Cheese in this situation equals money.
-
It's happening.
-
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.
-
Tile patterns. It isn't that abnormal.
-
It is the most imaginative sort of degeneracy.
-
I'm smarter than your average bear.
-
Nobody dies when two planes full of skydivers crash in the air.
-
That's fine. Anything that happens only in your head is totally cool and fine.
-
Birds walk on you. Isn't it convenient that now everything else can too?
-
I am not a nice person, it is about time you realize this.
-
We must die unto one world before we may be reborn into another.
-
Snakes lost their legs long ago in the Vietnam War.
-
We must eat all these possums that were burned.
-
They come from broken homes, which end up producing broken minds.
-
Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs.
-
Expect anything.
-
I take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop.
-
We must defeat the Huns!
-
Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it.
-
Geez, can't a guy violate the laws of physics without getting yelled at?
-
You're not getting more degenerate. You're just boring.
-
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
-
I am Groot.
-
I don't question it and just file it away as a puzzle piece.
-
I just strap a pillow to my head, go into the backyard, and headbutt a tree.
-
The ends justify the memes.
-
Skeletons eff off. I swear to god.
-
The global internet is being attacked by sharks.
-
See this hat? Tis' my cat.
-
This area looks JEWISH.
-
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
-
It's basically an ideological food fight.
-
They have us surrounded. Those poor bastards.
-
It's not arrogant to state a simple fact.
-
I'm not mad. I'm the only sane one left.
-
If no-one comes from the future to stop you doing it, how bad of a decision can it be?
-
Why am I only motivated to sort my life out at 3am?
-
That thing looks like a demon. Why would you name him after cheese?
-
Where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding?
-
I will destroy all you hold dear and return to bed.
-
Kids today blow up so fast.
-
I've summoned an elevator and mistaken myself for a necromancer.
-
The chaos army seems suspiciously well-organised.
-
Random whitespace is important. It's a design thing. You wouldn't understand.
-
Okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
-
It's not about the colour of the bikeshed. It's about calling a bikeshed a community centre.
-
Catting intensifies.
-
The fourth dimension is not time. It is goat.
-
We spent three months debugging it because we only had one month to build it.
-
Darkness is pure, transparent, beautiful.
-
Court Dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.
-
You can't solve your problems with sad flute music.
-
After we changed the definition of misogyny, we are finding it everywhere.
-
Never again were gamers so intimidated by a few hundred ambiguously gendered triangles.
-
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they're actually complete morons.
-
Never underestimate the power and reach of potatoes.
-
Some days, I feel everything at once. Other days I feel nothing at all.
-
Pretending to know everything closes the door to finding out what is really there.
-
Nintendo wins by doing absolutely nothing.
-
I am not a children; I AM A MAP.
-
Gamagoori Ira doesn't actually have set proportions, his height is just bigger than you.
-
Of course you had a gif of a guy shaking a chicken.
-
The phrase 'Wardrobe by Kmart' should not appear in a film's credits.
-
If any facts posted by this site are true, it is only by mistake.
-
He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
-
Sarcasm is really helpful.
-
In Yu-Shan there are slums filled with unemployed, destitute gods.
-
The average whale is about the size of a whale.
-
A chicken wearing a plunger shows how dinosaurs walk.
-
It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.
-
You're being digested by a cellar! Your morals don't count!
-
I found the angriest-looking fish in the world.
-
Happy birthday. Here's a plastic sack of my breath.
-
A dream that will come true is not a real dream.
-
I want to see the inside. I want to disassemble it. I want to reassemble it.
-
My lucidity for the past 2 years has been well above average.
-
I've already alerted the relevant authorities. And some irrelevant ones.
-
What has this world come to? And what's worse - where are we going?
-
This is my blog. I peed on it, so now it's mine.
-
Everyone's staring at us. Let's make a scene.
-
I'm not very useful in a fight, but I am pretty useful slightly off to the side of a fight.
-
I am the embodiment of goof.
-
Help! A cliché is trying to kill me! Oh hells, he's really trying to kill me!
-
At least death is simple.
-
What is this? You'd kill an unarmed dead librarian? What's wrong with you?
-
I'm sorry I dragged you into this and got everyone killed.
-
Act like a raving lunatic? Fuck that. I'm gonna be a raving lunatic.
-
Incoming message from the Big Giant Head.
-
I've been to the edge of space. Just looked like... more space.
-
You must be iron-deficient if you can't see all the delicious irony here.
-
We should all be thankful that centipedes can't fly.
-
Wanting journalistic integrity is a sign of end times.
-
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.
-
Some people are so poor that all they have is money.
-
Greed is a cleaner villain than senseless hate.
-
Cats are not very good at chess.
-
I don't know who is trolling whom anymore.
-
Remember when the chicken plant burned down in 8th grade and we were all wearing clown costumes?
-
Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.
-
There is no such thing as fiction, only non-fiction set in the wrong universe.
-
The best trait is patience. That, or a nice set of teeth.
-
Tilt shift the universe.
-
Don't bother apologizing if you're just going to continue doing the things you said sorry for.
-
Griffons pronk.
-
I hope it's not another fucking salsa pocket.
-
The danger is bureaucrats. And that danger has never faded.
-
Why is being hated and feared so god damn fun?
-
Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.
-
Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end.
-
Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.
-
Everybody is the same.
-
They are perfection, the ideal being with clothes.
-
Man, what did zombies ever do to you to get themselves compared to social justice warriors?
-
There's no kill like overkill.
-
The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I've ever seen in my life.
-
Here's a graph. Not sure what's on it, but there's a graph.
-
Why can't we go back to the simpler things in life? Like pants-eating monsters.
-
Did I say that or just think it? Am I talking? Can they hear me?
-
The smarter you get the less you speak.
-
Arson is a sexist industry.
-
Where did the strawmen touch you when you were a child?
-
You were so focused on whether you COULD do it that you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.
-
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive.
-
I'd love to meet the genius who thought of charging a fee for applying for financial aid.
-
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
-
Remember, the real lady is what's under the mask.
-
My cat dispenser is broken. I asked for cream and sugar and all I get is black.
-
Potassium.
-
Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank.
-
Terror is nothing else than justice, prompt, severe, inflexible.
-
Chromosomes are a social construct.
-
Bullets are a part of a balanced breakfast.
-
I remember when memes were a dirty secret on the internet.
-
I don't want gender; I want wings and the ability to breathe fire.
-
Scarves are scientifically proven to make you more awesome.
-
Go sports! Move the thing to the other thing!
-
Are you sure the mud isn't sentient?
-
Thank you, bathtub barracuda.
-
The fool thinks he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
-
Is there no way out of the mind?
-
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
-
You were never born. Just removed.
-
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
-
This is your daily reminder that you will receive daily reminders on a daily basis.
-
Then Robespierre Robespierred all over the place.
-
Robespierre was the Robespierre of Robespierre.
-
Because of course she's Sarah. They were all Sarah.
-
I would rather to be in a hot tub with Satan discussing politics.
-
Breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate.
-
Dying is a good way to learn so long as you're paying attention.
-
I don't think you can accurately do a tl;dr on something so big.
-
Their decisions meant 4chan would be left as the only avenue of discussion.
-
If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it.
-
Rarely, if ever, has a corpse laid beside someone in their bed. This fear is mostly unfounded.
-
This language is literally keysmashing.
-
The shooter was a casino american.
-
Oxygen is not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
-
Death is but the cuddle of eternity.
-
You're like Sherlock Holmes except of no use to anyone.
-
I have to remember my cat. I can't keep my cat if I get into trouble.
-
We should eat whatever those things are.
-
If you think there are only stupid and worthless people around you, you might be one of them.
-
Screen scrape ALL the things!
-
Let's interrogate all the flowers in the forest.
-
Sometimes the gods listen. Even out here, sometimes they listen.
-
Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath.
-
A star field. Why always a simple star field when the sky is so much more vibrant than that?
-
She is like a candle in the wind. Unreliable.
-
By the power of me spinach, I will pulveratize ya.
-
I don't need to prove myself to you. How dare you. I love breathing oxygen.
-
Civilised societies don't take slaves. They build them.
-
It may be a little optimistic to expect this party to work intentionally towards a goal.
-
People who triumph over adversity often decide adversity is therefore fine.
-
Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider.
-
Insanity is a legal term. Very few offenders are legally insane.
-
It is like a library or a public park: it seems wholesome but is full of perverts.
-
They already hate themselves more than you could ever hate them.
-
I am not a nut, nor am I several nuts.
-
It isn't a kids' show. It's a people show.
-
There is no need to create a directory of articles that mention coal balls.
-
The sidewalk of New York is where smiles go to die.
-
You don't need to make formal alliances with people you trust.
-
Nothing makes the past a sweeter place to visit than the prospect of imminent death.
-
Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
-
I love that someone looked at bagpipes and thought 'this could use a little more fire'.
-
I'm sure this means something, but don't ask me what.
-
Cats are controlled by government satellites. You blocked the signal so it shut down.
-
His magic is fist!
-
Money can't make you happy unless you roll around in it.
-
It is impossible and not recommended.
-
Freedom of speech is important so that we know just how stupid the people around us are.
-
I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot.
-
There's something really gay about two men having sex with each other.
-
I didn't do anything, I just spoke the truth.
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Some stories are just better than others.
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I think I have underestimated the power of soup.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
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Praise is the last thing they need. Praise is what got us into this mess in the first place.
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The crusade is taking a 20-minute break.
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Suffice to say the entire thing was a hoot in the most sarcastic of senses.
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I try to be a considerate sociopath.
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When the wise man points at the moon, the idiot observes the finger.
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America must be kept American.
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That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You could smell crazy on him.
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She died as she lived, licking things she wasn't supposed to.
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I've had a god in my brain. I don't recommend it.
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How to approach a finn: you don't. You just don't.
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I've never liked people and I will never like them. People are the worst species on earth.
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Reaching for a spruce, one falls on a juniper.
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Who will raise the cat's tail if not the cat itself?
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It's bad. I mean, bad. Like, bad bad. It's really bad.
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I hate children, so I try to hit them with doors whenever I can.
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If you can say everything with one word, you shouldn't use any more.
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Yoghurt is useless.
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It can be impossible to tell if everyone is just bored or simply being Finnish.
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Decisions are made by those who show up.
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I need a hundred pounds of magnetic putty.
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People will stare. Make it worth their while.
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Watch the clouds. You will see the shockwave there.
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Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
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I shivered in terror at the sound of the monster's laugh only to realize I was the one laughing.
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What kind of dumbarse sister of mine can't find a use for a hundred lace masks?
-
This movie is in English, and the actors are clearly visible.
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Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
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You look at people and you see puzzles. I see games. You? You're a game I'll win every time.
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I think of every reason there is to live. Mothers, and sisters, and gorillas, and cake. Flying.
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There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
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I fought the war, but the war won.
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We support women so long as they do everything we say and they don't think for themselves.
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Welcome to whatever this is.
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If it doesn't go bang when you put it in a supercollider, it's probably bollocks.
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I didn't want to vote in that RfA, but the opposes are just ridiculous.
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He has no eyebrows, except on saturdays.
-
I need context. So many questions. Why a kitten? Why his pants? Why?
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You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody.
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Beware of artists. They mix with all classes of society and are therefore the most dangerous.
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Listen, you're my children, and I love you. But you're all terrible.
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I pray to myself, for myself.
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I'm very bad at keeping still for pictures. I always end up dancing.
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Some people will always need help. That doesn't mean they're not worth helping.
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I can't decide if this is an awesome amount of poof or just ridiculous.
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Being loved by young people is overrated. Being feared by young people is priceless.
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I don't drink alcohol for religious reasons. I drink it for other reasons.
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It seems that in Finland bacon is considered as a vegetable.
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It is absolutely prohibited to shit on the floor.
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Nanomachines, son.
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Who needs magic when all your problems can be solved with guns?
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The future is here and it's horrible.
-
Larval forms of fairies are horrifyingly evil.
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If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
-
Would you like to see a shrimp on a running machine?
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Confuse, don't abuse.
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Stop playing the victim. That's not even a real instrument.
-
It is healthy to be full of shit.
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Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.
-
Teenagers aren't rated Teen.
-
So we taped a devil's trap on my friend's floor as a joke and now I'm stuck. Send help.
-
In the dystopian future, full length shirts are a sign of weakness.
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They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them.
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This is the first time we've ever 'emailed' hardware to space.
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This is the person your algebra problems warned you about.
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When I die, bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, to kill the unfortunate, die for the ungrateful.
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If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.
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FFOS is like Android on crack... and not in a good way.
-
I spend too much time raiding windmills. We go side-by-side and laugh until it's right.
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The spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank; he guards the tomatoes.
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I'm here to eat your cheese and ruin everyone's night, and I don't see any more cheese.
-
Good books make you ask questions. Bad readers want everything answered.
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Lost my muchness, have I?
-
This definitely happened. The assault rifle also had a trench-coat concealing two pistols.
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When a website like this is free, you're not the customer. You're the product.
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No art is possible without a dance with death.
-
And you're amoral, because morality isn't moral anymore.
-
To let fact checking define the narrative would be a huge mistake.
-
What's next, pizza delivery hitmen?
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Being Alpha lemur is lonely.
-
Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.
-
Robots are starting to break the law and nobody knows what to do about it.
-
He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it.
-
The lack of public communication is not an oversight. It's planned, and we are on schedule.
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We are dancing in the hollow of nothingness. We are one flesh, but separated like stars.
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You find my words dark. Darkness is in our souls, do you not think?
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I am a demon to some, an angel to others.
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The bullet we're running from is almost never the one that hits us.
-
Some days are good... and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy.
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I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
-
Having evidence that actually supports your hypothesis is for losers.
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Stars crisp between her teeth, moonlight numbing her lips, she wanted to taste galaxies that night.
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In battered neon lights our names are written, like stars, but less.
-
Stars not where they seemed or were calculated to be, but nobody need worry.
-
Thin privilege is not burning down a building when you die.
-
Psychology is hate, at least as it is practised in western culture.
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My time's not really worth much because I'm immortal.
-
WMF employees aren't even allowed to visit Commons while at work..
-
Don't tread on memes.
-
But what was the point of living so quietly you made no noise at all?
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Most of our world is rubbish. It's difficult.
-
We expected to banish paper, but instead we banished thought.
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The planet has survived everything in its time. It will survive us.
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It's illegal for you to prove that I'm not immortal.
-
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
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My want has burning fingers; you are the first person not to ask me to put out all my light.
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My want has burning fingers; you are the first person not to ask me to put out all my light.
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We value our ignorance of what is to come.
-
There is almost no such thing as a bad tactic, only bad targets.
-
They are 'progressive' only if the destination lies off a cliff.
-
It is a game about yelling at dragons. Literally.
-
I feel like a doormat. Can it be love?
-
Comparing useless metrics to uncertain metrics is quite sure to produce garbage.
-
align: 'inline' is a lie we tell our children at night.
-
Is there anything that the octopus hasn't destroyed?
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You can't ticket me, I'm not a car!
-
It's human in that it's run by humans; there's no requirement that you be human to get in.
-
Dead guy is dead.
-
Remember to pay your butter tax.
-
The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.
-
Sitting in judgement does not come naturally to reasonable men.
-
Godzilla, covered in lettuce, stands beguiled.
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While I am personally glad that we met... I feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing.
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Such are my daydreams.
-
There are only so many horny birds you can laugh at.
-
The sports teams were sportsing really hard.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything produce nothing.
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But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
-
Entertainment has nothing to do with reality. Entertainment is antithetical to reality.
-
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
-
All major changes are like death. You can't see the other side until you are there.
-
Insanity is relative. It depends on who has whom locked in what cage.
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Evil turns upon itself; Good redeems its own.
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You just have to trust your own madness.
-
I want a real happening to happen before I die.
-
Behead those who say Islam is violent.
-
They evolved organically and then proceeded to shit on themselves.
-
Why turn the vampire into fire when you could turn him into a lawn chair?
-
Or bees. Could be space bees. It never is, but it could be. Bees.
-
Elements of the past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either.
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You were like a christmas tree. All about the waiting. I wanted a present.
-
Cats are words. Full of words. Sphinxes, more so.
-
I think we can be relied on to react in the worst way possible.
-
Tits up front to distract or offend the enemy.
-
Are your HUE's properly calibrated, sir? Wouldn't want to spring a HUE leak!
-
Content shouldn't be playable by all players, but there should be content for all players to play.
-
As a gamer, what the hell did I miss? I've been busy playing... you know... games.
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All politics is vandalism.
-
I'm not an Elder God. I promise.
-
It's both real and a troll.
-
The lack of regretting his own actions truly is regrettable.
-
I really shouldn't have wiped off the bait when I cleaned out the corpses.
-
Archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.
-
This is my family. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
-
It's far too elegant not to be true.
-
Killing your own clone is still murder.
-
We need video games that aren't fun.
-
Dinosaurs ruled our planet for eons and now they toot while people put oven mitts on their heads.
-
On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
-
Made 'butcher fishperson corpse' have way less range and be a less desirable source of food.
-
Alphabeaver event creates alphabeavers who will consume trees until stopped.
-
Shopkeepers can polymorph into forms that don't let them do their jobs.
-
Depending on the moon cycle night is no longer pitch black. We think this is a good thing.
-
Copses will now regenerate deer, but you need to first delete all copses.
-
Fixed a bug that sometimes caused doors to float away into infinity.
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Fixed issue where picking up a fish would destroy player.
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Provost should no longer hate you in California if he hated you in Arizona.
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Fishing is now more interesting.
-
Colors are now illegal.
-
Don't regret your past. Learn from it. Regrets just make a person weaker.
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Nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
-
What's measured improves.
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You don't grab power, you accumulate it. Quietly, without anyone noticing.
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Vengeance is a dish best served sticky, with frosting flying in every direction.
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Some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn't a robot.
-
Treating for wrong diagnoses can result in side effects. Like death.
-
Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
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The important parts exist in the silences between the words.
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Had I not created my whole world, I would certainly have died in other people's.
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You're one mystery I'd love to solve one day.
-
Wordpress is a remote shell that just happens to have a blogging feature.
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I'm going to succeed because I'm crazy enough to think I can.
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I have a theory for everything. I even have a theory for why I have a theory for everything.
-
There are years that ask questions and years that answer.
-
Quiet, please. Security sleeping.
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It's so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never shone.
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But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
-
Where there is no Echo there is no description of space or love. There is only silence.
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We're all good. We're all evil.
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Great minds don't think alike. They think for themselves.
-
If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
-
For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion.
-
A wall between worlds is the thickest of all.
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A wall between worlds is the thinnest of all.
-
Okay, who invited the English Wikipedia?
-
It's the kind of game you don't win, even if you survive.
-
Truth tea.
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Everyone deserves to die.
-
It's very easy to convince a person to leave behind all the things they don't have.
-
But not all men seek rest and peace; some are born with the spirit of the storm in their blood.
-
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-
The more I observe people, the more I realize I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
-
I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams.
-
This is an actual room of mirrors. As you can see, it leads to glitches in the Matrix.
-
So I'm sitting in the Gravy-Tree. And my shadow is walking up and... licking my tree?
-
People, please stop being on caltrain tracks when the train comes...
-
Grumping is a free action. You can do those on anyone's turn.
-
It's like comparing peeing with chlamydia against peeing with gonorrhoea.
-
It is a prison so shitty that even the guards want to escape.
-
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
-
If you know yourself, then you'll not be harmed by what is said about you.
-
Some days it storms, some days it shines. This is how flowers grow.
-
My books always say something, even if it's simple, like 'Don't breed crabs to be as big as men'.
-
We write to remember. We write to become. We write to honour those who came before.
-
It hit her like a brick through mud, which is to say very, very slowly.
-
The world around you is made up of protons, neutrons, morons, and electrons.
-
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.
-
This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans.
-
As far as the Australian Government is concerned not paying women more discriminates against them.
-
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?
-
Wherever the crowd goes, run in the other direction.
-
The beginning of the war will be secret.
-
You're actually a horrible, writhing mass of sentient voles.
-
Old manuscript discovered - Historians say 'Ooh, nifty!'
-
Be curious, and look for the lies in truth and the truth in lies.
-
Concepts speed and guide our thinking, but they don't always make us wise.
-
A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
-
When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.
-
Never underestimate the power of termites.
-
You will never understand that. Not with your linear thoughts. Not enough angles.
-
Some cats bring home mice or birds. Ours brings home sponges.
-
nginx understands. nginx is always there. nginx does not judge.
-
This duck is so undercooked, it's still out for revenge.
-
You gotta kill me, man. I can't go through eternity with a fucking dildo on my throat.
-
Anybody who hides information is an enemy.
-
Don't go. I'll eat you up, I love you so.
-
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
-
Those who escape hell however never talk about it, and nothing much bothers them after that.
-
Like all nonsense, it's intended to be easy to swallow.
-
Do you use your powers for good, or for AWESOME?
-
You saw all that flavour text.
-
They want to eradicate the homeless. Instead of eradicating homelessness.
-
I awoke, only to find that the rest of the world was still asleep.
-
As I cannot be the hero, let me be the monster, and lesson them in fear in place of love.
-
I'm afraid the plague has been cancelled due to illness.
-
The god of envy has a better temple than yours.
-
One day, my log will have something to say about this. My log saw something that night.
-
Solace in madness. There's solace in madness.
-
How do you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist...
-
Wait for the tea. The fish aren't running.
-
Dank meme.
-
I am 99% sure those iguanas aren't actually there.
-
You have taken non-lethal chocolate damage and are now unconscious.
-
People die of common sense, one lost moment at a time.
-
Be searching always for new sensations.
-
Mr. Grey, I believe I know your secret. You do have a heart.
-
Such intoxicating vanity.
-
Butterscotch ripple drips out of my pocket. I smear cream on the wall.
-
I've got too many minds in here. I'm too many things to too many people.
-
You're not nobody. You're you.
-
Turrets are not drunk, they are just dead.
-
So it's agreed. We attack at dawn, UTC.
-
Confine that which you fear to the mirror. Start with who is standing there. Then smile.
-
The true quarry of any great adventurer is the undiscovered territory of their own soul.
-
Welcome twilight. Welcome blackness. Welcome inky night. Only in darkness can I see your soul.
-
We are not the masks we wear. But if we don them, do we not become them?
-
The brightest light is invisible. It shines through your deeds and warms the universe.
-
Blink and it's gone, a moment, a breath, a dance of the mayflies. Just enough... for a lifetime.
-
Democracy may only be a few steps removed from anarchy, but at least it's not as loud.
-
I trust fast poison, the stars to wink out, and you, my love - and you.
-
To a god, a wall is but a line on the page. We are all naked, seen beyond seeing.
-
Conceal nothing. And watch the fools search forever.
-
There is 'absolute proof' that you are personified pyramid.
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I have so much to teach you, but you ignore me, you evil asses.
-
Truth about Santa Claus debunks Santa God. God evolves from Santa.
-
4 quadrants resemble circle, but do not constitute circle. Earth is more Cubic than orb.
-
I used to believe in circles.
-
'One' does not exist, except in death state. One is a demonic religious lie.
-
You are educated stupid - and you have no inkling to just how evil you think.
-
Opposites create.
-
The entity you seek is death.
-
You are Enslaved by Word - no whip or shackle required.
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He knows not that his face is a corner.
-
Man invented word, and calls it god.
-
Explain the physics of a god.
-
Ignoring Time Cube is Evil.
-
Word is not real nor truth, but deadly virus of humanity, transmitted through language.
-
If only the dead people who a god did not save could return and give their opinion of the god.
-
You've been educated stupid and are too dumb to know it, or maybe just too evil to care.
-
Verbing weirds language.
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All the things I love are bad for me.
-
God or not, she doesn't necessarily know how to beard.
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I just want to hold a baby goat.
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It's the corpse of food.
-
Vanishing carts. They fit in your pocket, but they really weigh you down.
-
The point of the mask is not the mask but the face underneath.
-
You're such a spoon! Duller than a butter knife!
-
Stop calling me a utensian!
-
In the absence of war, invent one.
-
You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.
-
You're nothing. You're nobody. You're a stupid dream. All dreams come to an end.
-
There's things you can't get anywhere. But we dream they can be found in other people.
-
This is his true face, but few can see it. The gifted, and the damned.
-
Please don't illegally save the rare pepes.
-
The land of the dead doesn't have live ghost fish. Not like it matters.
-
Russia is well on track to becoming the weirdest dystopia ever imagined.
-
Being a jedi is a lot like owning a truck.
-
Thank you for pushing the boundaries when they are not real.
-
Eat your information here.
-
Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides and dies in the ocean is technically killed by the moon.
-
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
-
A beard such as is only found on gods and lunatics...
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OR MAYBE '0' SHOULDN'T BE FALSEY.
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Something must be done. This is something. Therefore, we must do it.
-
Black holes are the eyes of the gods, created by mass, interfacing with their colossal beings.
-
I expected the average color of a chicken to be a lot darker than a strawberry smoothie.
-
Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.
-
Absinthe tastes like alcoholic Christmas trees. I can never decide if I like it or not...
-
'Check your privilege'? Is that another way of saying 'know your place'?
-
This meal is so unfinished EA tried to publish it.
-
The student has earned her zero.
-
We make a plan, the plan gets ruined, the plan's back in order, and it's all good now.
-
The heart has a lot of tubes for moving blood.
-
An entire realm filled with all the nightmare creations of children's drawings.
-
I laugh in the face of danger. And then I hide until it goes away.
-
Pointing out that the Ottomans slaughtered a million and a half people is racist and islamaphobic.
-
Eat your aesthetic, Jonathan.
-
Basically I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
-
Dawn is the perfect time for screaming monkey duets.
-
I fear phones in particular. They suddenly get incoming calls.
-
Death would be a release from this life, and his sentence has yet to be carried out.
-
That settles it. We have to get rid of the ocean.
-
People in Germany would burn money because it was cheaper than actually buying fuel.
-
A man shitposts. A slave upvotes.
-
It's a mask. People wear them to hide themselves. And sometimes to reveal themselves.
-
He's never been charged with a crime. It's not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbour's roof.
-
The old magic is surprisingly literal.
-
The paste you are looking for does not exist.
-
Your hat looks confused and horrified.
-
Have you seen my speech organ?
-
What she lacks in age she makes up for in madness.
-
The sea pancake demands sacrifice.
-
Good and evil are relative, but being a dick cannot be allowed.
-
Pretending to be magic is the most efficient magic.
-
You need fake death to kill a fake god.
-
We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?
-
It is said that those who don't sleep confuse reality with dream.
-
You know you've hit a new low when /pol/ has more claim to the moral high ground than you.
-
I've never seen someone swallow so many forks.
-
The atmosphere keeps all the gravity on the ground.
-
There are so many other kinds of stuff in the mind of mind.
-
It happened once this way. Why could it not happen this way again?
-
In space, there's nothing alive. There's nobody in space at all.
-
The living beings are not people like us, because they all die in biomes.
-
I know other people who give kids to the living beings.
-
Praise the sun!
-
Does a leopard change his shorts?
-
Just because it is alive does not make it good.
-
Force is a type of force.
-
That which does not rise may eternal lie, and even in strange aeons bakes Cthulhu Pie.
-
If they looked in a mirror they would hate themselves. Perhaps even more than they normally do.
-
I'm never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.
-
Memes cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another.
-
Surrounding yourself with soft stuff, it isn't life, it's death.
-
Some stories are better left untold.
-
If there's no mod for a gun that fires cars, I'm not playin' it.
-
By the way, guys, we had an election here yesterday. It was hilarious.
-
I broke Nostalgia wiki. Out all the Wikipedias I could have broken, I broke the most useless one.
-
It may look stupid but if it works it ain't stupid.
-
I'm sure that thing is loaded with bats.
-
It's really quite strenuous doing nothing all day.
-
Dying is such a grossly inefficient use of time.
-
I don't do drugs. I am drugs. Take me, I am the drug. Take me, I am hallucinogenic.
-
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.
-
This guy is so rich he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.
-
What a culture we live in. We are swimming in an ocean of knowledge and drowning in ignorance.
-
If you read to your kids, you're 'unfairly disadvantaging' others.
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Tankity tankity tankity.
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PANCAKE CHICKEN IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAEP
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Coots know how to live. I wish I were a coot.
-
What do you want to be when you give up?
-
Our victory is measured by the souls we save and not the souls we kill.
-
Being an idiot is great. Everything is new and interesting.
-
Yes, Captain America has LEGS!
-
We're going to inject him full of tiny bats.
-
The trees ate my bicycle.
-
If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them.
-
Don't estimate all humanity by the limits of your own capability.
-
The moment can't stay. It moves on due to momentum.
-
We hide in your hat.
-
We aren't like them. We are the elite. We are going to change the world.
-
What part of a goat is a snail?
-
We were born in the black hearts of stars. Mortal rules are nothing to us.
-
The meaning of life is bucket.
-
I'm not in a sufficiently safe space to make mistakes.
-
A is for effort. B is for don't burn yourself out. C is for learn to spell, damnit.
-
Frowning is a tool of the living.
-
Metaphors become obsolete when thread and needles run so very cheap.
-
To understand what you are saving, first you must see it suffer.
-
To be a legend, you've either got to be dead or excessively old.
-
YOUR NEUTRONS ARE DISPLEASINGLY ALIGNED.
-
The books of the past may contain word of the future.
-
If we all agreed, nothing would be funny.
-
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
-
All it takes is one marine to break the stick. But then you have two sticks. Stick win every time.
-
There are no false gods, only false believers.
-
There's nothing false about hope.
-
My cat went full-loaf. I didn't know this was possible.
-
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They're too lazy.
-
I'm at a silent disco. Except I have hurt my foot so I'm just sitting with headphones on.
-
What I am saying is that gods are the Borg and that is why they must be avoided at all costs.
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There is an elevated level of mollusks in the region.
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In some languages the mouse is a rat.
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They're not people. They don't even have collar bones.
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Everything breaks down. Civilisations, structures, worlds. Even light decays.
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Gay marriage can't melt steel beams.
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How do you see the dead stars contained within the sun?
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Your gift is adaptability. Do not squander it.
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Better to be mad than sleepless and sane. Better to dream!
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Do you think you'll never have to fight a girl? They come in girl as well, the monsters.
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Everything is bomb. Even bomb is bomb.
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Come to VLC Media Player in next 15 mins if you want an ass kicking.
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Rivers filled the cracks in the world. I followed every river then, from Rubicon to Kherlen.
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Pancakes have many uses, and yes, saving your place in a literature is one of them.
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As usual, nobody inside the Foundation knows anything.
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Wooden kimonos are so unfashionable this time of year.
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Just remember. Where you hang your head is home.
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Get it? No, I don't get it either.
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I am as serious as a midget at a nudist colony.
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Yes, if we simply apply logic, this account needs "tools" the way an elephant needs an umbrella.
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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
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Keep as much client-side, and as much server-side, as you can.
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This is an example about how to produce a "formal" impact without a "real" impact.
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We could talk about this forever, but what are we going to do about it?
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Professor Jiggly is loose in Cat Room.
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My hope is that people will follow my example and also become dogs.
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The father who so lovingly murdered his seven children...
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Videogames don't have to be games.
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I am a mighty space wizard, and all I do is collect rocks and play with slugs.
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I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.
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Mexico City is loud. 22 million people, and it feels like it.
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While a big balls of bees might be an improvement over a hornet, I wouldn't call it a 'solution'.
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The speed of light is basically the framerate of the universe.
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I will keep and hold it dear until cats stop pooping, and I no longer need to clean the litter box.
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Those kids never deprived of knowledge and information will never know how precious it is.
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Did you not sudo hard enough or something?
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Disappointment is often far worse than simple displeasure.
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Ocelots have weird sleeping habits.
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That would have no meaning, no purpose. Existence if given for free has no worth.
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It's a trap! DON'T OPEN THE DRAGON.
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Mexico is not in the middle east.
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It would be a bit inconvenient if Wikimedia could not run MediaWiki.
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Attention James Hare, a subject you are interested in, WikiProject, was mentioned.
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I'm listening to the sun hum its lonely song of oblivion into my ears.
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Please assume the position.
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Life is a balancing act of balancing acts.
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It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.
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Shitposting is human nature.
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You're no fun, you fall right over.
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Dancing phalanges.
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I rarely find motive in bird vomit.
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As is the case with most writing, it reveals more about the writer than about the subject matter.
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It's an amazing feat to have produced a movie where every decision made seems to be the wrong one.
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For my next act of villainy, I will adopt an orphaned puppy. You will never catch me!
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This man is wrong even if we overlook him being wrong.
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Your lymph nodes should be covered in turmeric one hundred percent of the time.
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Spoons should make you laugh from your knees.
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Only consume apples that really speak to you.
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Consider getting rid of your hands. They clutter up the arms.
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The universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience.
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By your side I'm most quiet and most unquiet, most inhibited and most free.
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Beneath those stars is a universe of gliding monsters.
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Our dreams will break the boundaries of our fear.
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Remember... its not a lie if you believe it.
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It's a happy tune about a hangover that comes after 5 days of heavy drinking.
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The Amtrak lounge is an otherworldly place. It feels removed from time.
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How are bananas inside our children if children aren't real?
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You did not believe me. I will show you your truth.
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Be good. Be better than me.
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It just gets boring whenever each day seems to be worse than the previous day...
-
What's funnier than a three-legged pregnant attack dog?
-
Take a moment to feel sorry for snails. Their anus is located on the top of "their head."
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What is IRC? It's a live feed of cute pictures of animals that also lets you talk with people.
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If you need to be paid money to be a nice person, you are not a nice person.
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I tried to explain, it's not violent death that makes me morbidly depressed; it's life.
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It's okay if it's half-assed as long as it's the right half of the ass.
-
When the apocalypse comes, pestilence will ride wearing Wakefield's face.
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You just can't have your cake and everyone else's and eat it all.
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You can never achieve happiness by making the world conform to your desires.
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We're getting much better with regards to PHP we didn't write.
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You don't even know. Dolphins are kinky bastards.
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The god machine is evolving every time an angel falls.
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You've been caged. How do you do it? How do you live?
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Some days it's all you can do is just mumble.
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I suppose if you can go wrong, you might as well go really wrong.
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That's why I get the big bucks. To identify whether it's a dot or not.
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A force will not move unless acted upon by another force.
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I think earthworms are the answer to human trafficking.
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The sickly, rotten sweetness of putrescence of orchid seeps into everything and lingers...
-
If anyone gets the one about ham and corn, give it a 1, please.
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My perpetual need to argue has been quashed by the fact that you are right.
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My toes can kill. Mostly they just kill me.
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You are loved as much as you love nachos.
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Look behind you. Fear the potato.
-
An ending is the beginning of something new, hopefully food?
-
It's just as it is. With pigeons.
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Gamers have no social capital. In fact it's worse than that: everyone hates them.
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Journalism is supposed to give a voice to the voiceless.
-
Why do all the hors d'oeuvres look like porcupines?
-
The prisoner thinks he is free because he refrains from touching the walls of his dungeon.
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Whether you can kill to eat depends on the victim's citizenship.
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If they're frozen in time, they'd be invincible. Since there's no time in them for them to be hurt.
-
What part of glowing butterflies don't you understand?
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Real isn't how you are made. It's a thing that happens to you.
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Ghosts talking to us all the time. But we think their voices are our own thoughts.
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To live through defeat is the truly courageous way; if it's dying you want, you can do it anytime.
-
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.
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Stop romanticizing ripping holes in reality to the realms of dread elder gods.
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Everything of value has been built in Hell.
-
Stay woke.
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This carnival is not well-oiled!
-
Think of it less as a wound, more as an allergic reaction to being hit with a car.
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This is quite possibly the worst javascript plugin ever written.
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Note: This is ALPHA software and may result in irreversible brain damage.
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My bones whisper to my blood; my sleep deceives me.
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We didn't expect this to be as depressing as it turned out to be.
-
The singularity happened, but not to us.
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Have you seen that corner store owner from Toronto? He's got a curved sword. Curved. Sword.
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I am fragile and unholy. Open. Ravage. Eat.
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The zoo heist was a success.
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You need to be identified to talk due to niggers.
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The passengers have the haunted, vacant look of people who have just taken an Illinois road trip.
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Communism is the only true expression of individualism.
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I'm glad this terrifying pit into the abyss is wheelchair accessible.
-
Unlike all those politicians, the Royal family actually send their children off to war.
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The first duty of philosophy is making you understand what deep shit you are in.
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All is flux, and nothing abides.
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I am a creature of spite.
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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.
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Estonia is wannabe Finland, and yet it's doing a better job at being Finland than Finland.
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The parchment is very hairy.
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We are not even made of the same stuff as most of the universe... our universe is made of darkness.
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They called an empty square with nothing in it 'bigotry'.
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I won a lifetime supply of zucchini from my garden. Seriously does anyone want some. Please.
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You may be insane but at least you're okay.
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That makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
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It wasn't meant to end like this.
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Gears are a language. Everything we understand is language.
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Maybe people and clouds are beautiful because you can't see everything.
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And even if you're not here to stay, I'm happy the universe allowed your soul to stop by.
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Old stories are like old friends... you have to visit them from time to time.
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Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
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I do not see the world at all; I invent it.
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How many times have I told you about blowing up tanks! You are a naughty, wicked rabbit!
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You have always approached everything terrible trustfully. You have wanted to pet every monster.
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The subject doesn't die or go mad. He suffers.
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The silence sings. It is musical. I remember a night when it was audible. I heard the unspeakable.
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More work means more justification for money.
-
NASA is sending Jupiter's wife to check on Jupiter and his affairs and lovers.
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I've got my own story, just like everyone else. I've got my own sad story.
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The fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal.
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You ignorant chicken weenies.
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You are above the gay itself. I hereby award you the title of 'Big Gay'.
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Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.
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Peril puts the beauty in life, the meaning in love, and the soul in coffee.
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Of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
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My wife and my kids are crying, go through attachments.
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Perfect people scare me, so don't try to be that.
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Park on the street. Don't read instructions too thoroughly. Run with scissors.
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Racism is the oldest form of collectivism.
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I’m just so low on spoons and I need all the spoons I have to take care of sick people tonight.
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They had pictures. Picture books are for kids. That's a rule.
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Welcome to the slim shady mecca rebecca, its right next to the trimester.
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In the world of double realities, one narrative is public, and one is real.
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I know you want closure, but life is just a lot of lose ends.
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Thank you very much for not suing us with a greatest kind of patience I have ever witnessed.
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I want to be inside your darkest everything.
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I have a diary to keep secrets from my computer.
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It's said that those who don't sleep confuse reality with dream.
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Build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
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Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
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I know my rights! You can't just pin me down and slather peanut butter all over my private self!
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Circles are pointless.
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Do you ever stop to listen? Have you heard the sweet siren song of oblivion?
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I'm learning all of the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
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My takeaway from the chemical hazard work is that chemists really, really like naming things.
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Our news agencies make a living of incomplete news.
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It turned out the way that a lot of bike versus car collisions go, which is to say I lost.
-
History might not repeat itself but historians most certainly repeat one another.
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You push and pull like wolves at the door and all I hear is humming.
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Sweet dreams are made of bees.
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The story is fairly simple, and acts mostly as an excuse to blow things to bits.
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Nobody knows who Ellu is but her chickens are messy and unorganized.
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Ei sitä halua Erkkikään.
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Nothing better to make the pain go away than holding a puppy after killing hundreds of people.
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Can someone please tell me when the fuck MS Paint became so powerful?
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You'd be impressed with the view if it weren't so cloudy.
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I always wonder why no one likes me and then I remember I don't even like me.
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The urge to destroy is also a creative urge.
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I found a field full of wonder and awesomeness, and I'm being chased through it by a goddamn bear.
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An entire sea of water can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship.
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Nobody is equal to anybody. Even the same man is not equal to himself on different days.
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It was obvious before we began the project and we learned nothing.
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You can make antimatter move in strange ways if you set your equipment up wrong.
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He knows just enough english to be a real danger to himself and others.
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Strict parents raise the best liars.
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It looks like this is going to be a very good game in terms of bears.
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It's lovely once you get rid of the people.
-
I met some guys from the internet at a penis museum.
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Expectations will fail in a quantum world.
-
Given the opportunity, would you have sex with god?
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I look it up every few years, and then promptly forget it all.
-
The revolution will not be community-approved.
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That would be an ecumenical matter.
-
This is a rare case where I think we could potentially take a lesson from Gerrit's user interface.
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Friendship with a sock knitter is the best investment your feet can make.
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I've done it dozens of times. Plus or minus 1 dozen.
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It is against our friendly space policy to abuse yourself.
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If people write bad code, they are more likely now to unintentionally write good bad code.
-
The world's economy is driven by greed and stupidity. Can we be different?
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That is the longest line of police cars I have ever jaywalked in front of.
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Played college ball you know...
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It's so retarded you'd easily be fooled into thinking we're talking about Finland.
-
It's embarrassing so many people took an unbaited hook.
-
Using MediaWiki as a one-person notepad is like mowing your lawn with a tank.
-
I fail to believe Bethesda has successfully finished a product.
-
If you can't speak, try massaging an op for voice. That is not a typo.
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The only way to get smarter is by playing a smarter opponent.
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Dress up as EditPage.php. It's scary.
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If I cannot drink, then I will begin to remember, and to think.
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Dreams are personal myths. Myths are communal nightmares.
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Blue ray doesn't have the warmth of a shitty pixelated rip.
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In no condition to take down the King. Dead by our standards. Dying by the mythological.
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Parse error: syntax error, unexpected (T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM)
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Yes, we're working on it, please don't get your panties in an uproar. More on this later.
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I can't figure out a good way to integrate by parts using latex.
-
Your mother was a calculator and your father ran on Windows Vista!
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Good day, Your Majesty. I'd tip my hat to you, but I lost it.
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I'm afraid this one is a toilet in the fabric of the universe.
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Sorry. Could not find the program "program".
-
It's a very serious symptom. If you are poop vomiting, you are probably going to die.
-
It's like a turducken. Reality being the stuffing.
-
It's that time of the month again. It's Caltrain hit someone day.
-
They're zero days. You can use them for fun stuff. A malicious entity can use them for bad stuff.
-
I contribute quality to every fandom I touch.
-
Where do lung holes come from?
-
I don't think you can DoS phabricator worse than it DoSes itself.
-
Through the vast expanse of space the gooseman honks gently.
-
Without the use of the front legs the cat walks plantigrade like other bipedal animals.
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The best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead.
-
It's like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours.
-
Awards are stupid, but they're a lot less stupid if they go to the right people.
-
If it's buried, it's probably for a reason. It should stay buried.
-
Look at this! It's a train, and it works.
-
I love my car. I watch it every week.
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Let us pretend the whispering is only the desert wind.
-
We put health and safety notices all over it because that's what the BBC likes.
-
I don't drink often. It's almost as bad for me as going for long walks in the middle of the night.
-
Stupid people can believe in anything, so you can believe in yourself.
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He who has something to hide should hide that he has something to hide.
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I only work in two currencies. Words and hags. You have nothing to bribe me with.
-
And the truth shall pond.
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The fastest car in the world is a retntal.
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We made a gentleman's sausage!
-
The fastest car in the world is a rental.
-
Are you even metal enough to drink all these chainsaws?
-
A break-in is one of those rare things where you're not supposed to show up early.
-
Christmas Raptor says your entrails are particularly tasty this year.
-
Shall not I tighten a moose's parasite?
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The end is loading.
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I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
-
I wonder if I have mild OCD or just really tedious autism.
-
Doilies, linen cloths and similar fancy dressings are hereby known as 'Table Lingerie'.
-
I offer key product insights and pictures of fluffy dogs.
-
It starts, as all good stories do, in the middle.
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Voting machines don't register angry glints in people's eyes.
-
Look at linux. It was reviewd over email by a jerk, and it works.
-
It's a man under a tarp versus the US government.
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Buy him Neapolitan ice cream but eat everything except the vanilla and then give it to him.
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Young meme, grab your breadsticks and run, I said young meme, man door hand hook car.
-
Moth eggs. Everywhere.
-
Objection! The defense requests for the prosecution to... er... stop doing that.
-
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats.
-
Today is henceforth National Strategic Butt Coverings Day.
-
Oversimplify anything and you can make it mean or say whatever you want.
-
Is Rock Sand actually a hivemind of spiders infesting a human shell?
-
Does your page design improve when you replace every image with William Howard Taft?
-
Not every interface should be designed for someone surfing the web from their toilet.
-
It's why I hate zombies. I can destroy everything, but in a zombie apocalypse I've already lost.
-
We steal from them, they steal from someone else. It's called an economy, and we're part of it.
-
Very little touched by Google remains untainted.
-
It is a solid choice for the connoisseur of incomprehensible use cases.
-
It is an insult to practically anybody with any point of view at all.
-
Just put some gears on it and call it steampunk.
-
The whiteboard version of the word-salad email.
-
Does the 'q' in 'ball' sound at all different from the 'ch' in 'cheese'?
-
The line between grief and guilt is a thin one.
-
In Latin, consonant length was distinctive, as in anus 'old woman' vs. annus 'year'.
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Any group that will burn art will burn people if you give them the chance.
-
The attempt to make heaven on earth invariably produces hell.
-
There must be a hole in the bottom of the boat. How else could new hermits have arrived?
-
Once asleep, you have to remember not to dream.
-
In time we will all be worn down into granules, washed into the sea, and dispersed.
-
Reinforced the firewall.
-
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-
Oh, dear god. Look at it. It's squishy.
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Forgetting is a piercing wound keen as the first loss.
-
Yam is meat. Meat potatoes, not sweet potatoes. The sweet meat you can't beat.
-
Also the roof resigned with the board simply accepting her resignation.
-
I have never regretted my silence. As for my speech, I have regretted it over and over again.
-
Did we just break into a military base to investigate a rabbit?
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The Crab Cycle. There is only one step, and it is crab.
-
There, 27 pages of procedural masturbation. Much of it copied from other places.
-
"National security" is literally the new Hitler card.
-
Secrets. They are doors and walls, all at once. You lead a complicated life.
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As an organisation we have been beaten into a pulp with words.
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Hackers aren't smart; people are stupid.
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In India, size doesn't matter. If you need to get 18 people in the car, you can.
-
It's called friendship. It's like therapy for poor people.
-
Petting a cat while tripping balls feels LUXURIOUS.
-
Throughout the world, speech is chilled more by thugs than by police.
-
I confused elegance with sophistication, but perhaps they are the opposite.
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No, they haven't been hiding their money. They've been hiding ours by calling it theirs.
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France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy. That's all it's for.
-
If half the population of the country believes a wrong thing, it's by definition 'reasonable'.
-
There are only two types of encryption: that which works and that which doesn't.
-
I am the sysadmin to your superuser. For every hole you find, I will have a labyrinth.
-
The soft scraping noise as the leaf unfurls is not something most people would think to include.
-
Oh my word, this tune, it's annoying. Yes I know, it's really annoying.
-
The wheel may be spinning, but the hamster is dead.
-
I am a well-rounded twat.
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It will be easier to collect a data.
-
The worst victim of mass surveillance is the guy who actually has to carry it out.
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You're dumb, you'll die, and you'll leave a dumb corpse.
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As gatz gatz, so gatz the strogatz.
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You too will be forgotten once your duty is done.
-
I hate it. I don't have a life, I just exist.
-
They're defective by design as they're both too secret and not secret enough at the same time.
-
Intelligence is the capacity for stupidity.
-
Lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can.
-
We know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole.
-
Just get totally miserable. All your priorities change.
-
There are many kinds of inner strength. Such as bowels.
-
'Virtualization' is an admin-word for 'I don't care how dangerous and slow it is'.
-
Git gud.
-
I hate playing god. It's stupid. Maybe I'll try playing rugby instead.
-
Ashley is a Windows user. He knows all about chronic pain!
-
The owls are not what they seem.
-
Yoo hoo, mister tentacle guy! I have to go to the bathroom.
-
Germany exists.
-
Beware of bathrooms.
-
In a left-handed fish, it is always the left side that gets both eyes.
-
It's squirrels, not hackers, that are the chief threat to a stable power grid.
-
Any sufficiently technical expert is indistinguishable from a witch.
-
Basically your day planner is fanfic for your real life.
-
I'm tired of you always turning every conversation to welding!
-
Bite the dust. Kick the emptiness. Kiss the void.
-
One might be tempted to dismiss these problems as merely pragmatic ones.
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Ooziefy Wikidata ArticlePlaceholder Spark job.
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It is better to walk with friends in the dark than to walk alone in the light.
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Because I'm Batman begins.
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Even though something has become a cliché doesn't mean it's lost all value when used correctly.
-
All sins are addictive. And the terminal point of that addiction is damnation.
-
Sometimes the 'owner' is the person who has the deep misfortune of being most expert.
-
In this case karma is the DM wishing to hurt you in some way down the line.
-
Violating trade embargoes is not a good thing for a volunteer-run chapter to do.
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I believe we can find all these hells on earth. That's why they're hells.
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I'm not going to rationalize this because I don't have to.
-
Don't sweat their pettiness, and don't pet their sweatiness.
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You are not alone. It's not your fault. What they're doing is not okay.
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Give him a moment, dear. He's just dead.
-
How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?
-
Capybaras are friend-shaped.
-
The theory is that whales survive because they are so big that their cancers get cancer and die.
-
As it turns out, extremists don't have a firm grasp on logic.
-
The coward in the shadows can be more dangerous than the champion in the light.
-
I tolerate worms.
-
There isn't anybody to enforce the law. Corrupt from the top down. Who do we call?
-
When in doubt, add gogs.
-
Quiet good taste is the key. Once I learned to avoid that, I could find a look that worked for me.
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In words we lose ourselves. And find ourselves.
-
Music continues to tell a story where words end.
-
Everything in this world can serve as a weapon or a sexual fetish.
-
Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life.
-
Lego, Lego, Lego, Lego, cat crotch, Lego... ...wait...
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Steve. Steve. Steve. Let me tell you about Steve.
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It didn't happen! That's why we get so angry when you mention it.
-
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
-
It's true for everyone: you're always leaving home to go home.
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Obviously we just lost the satellite feed. That sucks.
-
Hogtown Creek is classified as impaired due to elevated levels of fecal bacteria.
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Show good ripseoxlect at school.
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Looks like someone needs to become acquainted with my stick.
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HALE HORTLER.
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Do not move your name.
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Deviation will be punished unless it is exploitable.
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You ran so hard from your parents that you became them on crack.
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The building isn't abandoned. Bears live there now.
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Benis.
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This is my resting bitch sword.
-
They have all the dots they need. And some extras, too.
-
Are you sitting on your foot?
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¡Fuímonos!
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Tolerance only bred more extremism instead of fixing it.
-
Please clap.
-
Only an extremist believes the ends always justify the means.
-
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
-
Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety it's going to get attacked at any second.
-
Shitposting is what we have in common. It breaks down the barriers we put up between ourselves.
-
Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason.
-
Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.
-
Anything you practice you'll get good at. Including bullshit.
-
Have I done all these things? Or do I dream? Or am I mad?
-
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.
-
What author would be without the advantage of being able to walk invisible?
-
J'aime la nuit, j'ai les idées plus claires dans le noir.
-
It's the easiest thing in the world to do. Any imbecile can hate. It's lazy.
-
The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I'm going to hell is a circle.
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Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend.
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There is another trick to talk to the dead. To wash and oil them.
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They desire that deposit.
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You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.
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I dance because I like dancing. When I dance, my mom laughs. My mom says laughing is happiness.
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My dream is to make people happy because I'm happy.
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No one is above pranks - neither being pranked nor even doing the pranks.
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Our death ray doesn't seem to be working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
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Everyone can change. Even you can. You are not your past.
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Everything works out in the end. If it's not working out, it's not the end.
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I'm not sure I helped, but I commented.
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Any bathroom becomes a liminal space if you put enough exotic birds in it.
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Don't let your brother-in-law be the only person who keeps your community running.
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Asians are asian because they evolved to withstand the winds of where they live.
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Us adults are always in pain. That's why we get to drink alcohol.
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It's only as fun as it hurts.
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All of the tears shed throughout history have laid the foundations of the life you have now.
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Having a business model is usually more lucrative than not having one.
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You don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it.
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Beer bottles are jewel beetle waifu pillows.
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You can always kill yourself tomorrow. Why not give today a chance?
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Everything in the universe is either a potato, or not a potato.
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Because for all your stupid flaws, you're one of my children, and I love you.
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Time is dead and meaning has no meaning.
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If you can't make your own neurotransmitters, storebought is fine.
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The left thinks our speech is violence and thinks their violence is speech.
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He is even worse than a leaf, he is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - an Australian.
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Fear is freedom. Subjugation is liberation. Fiction is reality.
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They are very good at making powerful words lose their power.
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Wasn't it stupid to believe in the intelligence of the public?
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The street finds its own uses.
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It concerns the nature of secrets and the shapes of dreams.
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The most popular e-mail client in the world does in fact handle mailto: links. Shockingly!
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When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.
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All cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat.
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It is said that any virtue when take to its extreme can become a vice.
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Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.
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The self-evident truths are the least understood.
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Men cannot be made good by the state, but they can easily be made bad. Morality depends on liberty.
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Until an hour before the Devil fell, God thought him beautiful in Heaven.
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How long is forever? Sometimes, just one second.
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I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.
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Perhaps the future is predetermined by the character of those who shape it.
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Don't ever be the first to stop applauding.
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The most dangerous word or phrase there is is the one without precise definition.
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Thinking is difficult; that's why most people judge.
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Our caching support makes less and less sense the more I dig into it.
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Everything in this world is magic, except to the magician.
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Break often - not like porcelain, but like waves.
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The Lord spoke to Job out of the whirlwind, saying, "MISTAKES WERE MADE."
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By US legal standards, this Italian culvert is an arch bridge.
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Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter.
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You will be tested in the same way every time until you learn your lesson.
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If he always talks about virtue, it means that he is corrupted.
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They weren't ready for you. Their loss. You glow regardless.
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Inchinga has a beautiful ui so it should be easy to move around in it.
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Workaround: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun.
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The man who will not defend the honour of his cat cannot be trusted to defend anything.
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You should be afraid to speak up, but you should be more afraid not to.
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He wrote the big story of our time, and it's an incredibly boring one.
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Become who you are by learning who you are.
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We are all fated to be masters. It is simply a matter of seeing it through.
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It's a problem I have no wish to solve.
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Wake up. It's time for your sleeping pills.
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For some people it's advisable to never miss a chance to stay silent.
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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
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When someone dies, flies are the first to know.
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Education is the process of diminishing deception.
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I don't know, but for me that is the greatest form of literary merit, tearing a person apart.
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But in reading great literature I become a thousand and yet remain myself.
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It's scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living.
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Status: We deployed to Beta Cluster and it promptly broke.
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If we learn our limitations too soon, we never learn our power.
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Someday this pain will be useful.
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We live in a violently beautiful universe. And we get to experience it.
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Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.
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All sorrows can be borne if you put them in a story.
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Are you inspired more by greatness or by failure?
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And so the damned are bound and made clean under the visage of the Eternal.
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Fake Hitlers cannot open doors.
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Happiness is sosig.
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There's no advantage. It's all degrees of disadvantage.
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You've just found religion. Nothing more dangerous than that.
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Only a mathematician deals in absolutes.
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Gegen eine Dummheit, die in Mode ist, kommt keine Klugheit an.
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Enquiring minds wish to waste time.
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Having a job is terrible and not having a job is worse. I wish I didn't feel that way.
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No number can be divided by 64.
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else's god?
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Lead us not unto temptation, for we can find it just fine on our own.
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Consider the octopus.
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It's magic, but it works like science.
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Oh, will you look at that. The crotchbow has emerged.
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I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up. I have yet to grow up.
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I'm too scared to ask what's going on.
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Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris? Nescio, sed fiere sentio et excrucior.
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Insane people seem to be graced with unexplainable talents.
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I am merely using 'God' as a reference to a long-term pattern we cannot decipher.
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Today is a good day to do what has to be done by me.
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Abuse is about control.
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I forgot to sleep because I was thinking about memes.
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Death brings not salvation - only evanescence.
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The hedge apple tree drops durian-shaped useless fruit on all passers.
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You are cursed with free will.
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I helped write the code. I have seen the abyss.
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LLOOOOOOOOOL. NO SUCH THING AS TOO DURK.
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Nietzsche's Beyond Good & Evil isn't a book at all. It's a series of bombs.
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He is a human despite being born a clown.
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We're gathered here today to celebrate the union between the Octovine and all our weapons.
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The blatantly obvious, it turns out, is generally only obvious in retrospect.
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Some people really are too stupid to live, but that tends to be a self-solving issue.
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Finding the truth can be simple. It's accepting the simplicity that's hard.
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We pull them in with a sin, something they'll do anything to keep buried.
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Ah. You are motherfucker?
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There's a fine line between heroism and arson.
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You can't demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
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I forgot that Italian was a language.
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There can't be a perfect browser for the totally borked internet.
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Now I've lost it, I know I can kill. The truth exists beyond the gate.
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I have found heaven and it's full of liquor.
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Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
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A poor plan. My sword is only steel in a useful shape. It's me you should fear.
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I'm your mother. I don't get to be scared of you. I have to be scared for you.
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Never forgive, always forget. Remain perpetually angry and confused.
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A license to kill is also a license not to kill.
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He killed them with their love. That's how it is every day all over the world.
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He infected us both, Mr. Jingles. With life.
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We each owe a death. There are no exceptions. But oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.
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I feel like he's suave and confident like a spy, but he's not a spy, he's a sex offender.
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I heard your boyfriend fart the alphabet the other night. I do not want to sleep with that.
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Favorite cryptid: locals.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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All these technical wishes can be fixed if we just had strong AI.
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You just think something and run a line around your think.
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Our entire country is a money laundering conspiracy.
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People have literally just always been people.
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Avoid floodwaters. They may contain floating asteroids of fire ants.
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I swear to you that to think too much is a disease, a real, actual disease.
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Every evil screams only one message: 'I am good'.
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The past is never dead, it's not even past.
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Where there is sorrow, there is holy ground.
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If your religion teaches you not to question, then your religion is hiding something from you.
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If the zoo bans me from hollering at the animals I will face god and walk backwards into hell.
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Ironic, isn't it, how we eventually become parents to our parents.
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As others have noted, Egyptians are Egyptians, and they were so in the past as well.
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The definition of maturity is knowing everyone else is just as confused as you are.
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You have the free will to do as I tell you... or be punished.
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You either laugh or you cry.
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It is what it is.
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The goat does as it wants.
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If the ocean ever disappears DON'T GO LOOKING FOR IT. Go in the other direction.
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Ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.
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'Deep reinforcement learning' is a weird euphemism for abusing your polygon boy with boxes.
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A sword is a key - all the time. And when you stick it in people, it unlocks their deaths.
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It has taken war for us to get here. What do I know of peace?
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A cover letter is why you are interested in a job and what you can bring to the organization.
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I smile when I catch god watching me through the eyes of a horse.
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Even Muslims cannot tell the difference between Islam and trolling.
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It is always the murder victim who is placed on trial.
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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
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Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 10,000 of something.
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Tennis is depressing because no matter how good you get, you will never be as good as a wall.
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Whose bright idea was it to put a bear in a bear costume?
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You fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
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Get you someone who looks at you the way my brother looks at potatoes.
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Beyond the mountains, more mountains.
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Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
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No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
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Noone knows what's going on in someone else's mind, and life would be intolerable if we did.
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A synonym is what you use when you can't spell the other word.
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Don't send nudes of yourself to Pizza Hut when high on the pain medication (as I have done).
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Nothing says 'Fuck off my lawn' like two banned weapons strapped to each other.
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The Crab Cycle. There's a frankly unreasonable number of steps, and they're all crab.
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My high fiber life means they call me the poocannon.
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Unleash the breasts of war.
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You have wasted several seconds of your time by reading this sentence.
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Knocks off only the loosest of socks.
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Good things come in pairs, like boobs, and attentive homosexuals.
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The people who routinely spam the IRC channel of a dead comedy wiki literally have mental problems.
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The Onion told us and we didn't listen.
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Being in a coma was just as fuckin' stupid as I wrote it was.
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You are the revolver dirt boner, be happy.
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I have studied law as well. It has made me distrustful of language.
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It's basic manners to clean after yourself what is wrong with people.
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We stand for righteous evil, not evil evil!
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If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.
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Why can't they see people who like something different from them as people?
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Self care is just going the hell to bed.
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No longer going to pursue a career! I'd like to be a rock. Thanks.
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Any time people's basic needs are met, violence goes down - that's not new.
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By Allah, you people are dogs. I will go on as usual.
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You know you're in a bad part of town when cheese slices are in security boxes.
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I'm confused. You say abandoned things all wind up here, but why do they become so frightening?
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But I want to give all the dead flowers. I want to remember all of them.
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You should see our fleet, it's camouflaged to look like a flock of Easter eggs going out to sea.
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I have indeed thought about it, and think your concerns are stupid.
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Exception encountered, of type "Error"
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She paints her face to hide her face.
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Destroy common sense and you're in paradise.
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The things he has had to endure... a man with more sense would have lost his mind.
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Never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you.
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We just like the guy, so we stole him.
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Satin is like a treadmill for snakes.
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Unlike the earth, mars has been observed to be round.
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People said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since then?
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It's sly. And let me tell you, sly is hard to sell.
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Dammit all, I've got a bra of indefinite cats on!
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Are you a cube or its greebled version?
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Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?
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Flattery is the most sincere form of theft.
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It's not necrophilia if he was alive when the sex started.
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Once the bug is in its mouth the frog uses its eyeballs to push the bug down.
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Hi! You have great eyes, I can't seem to get rid of them.
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Does the abyss cringe at itself when it realizes people are gazing into it?
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Seems to be the solution, segregation, the only way to end racism.
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All gave some. Some gave all.
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We don't play god; play is for children.
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It's not an alternative fact if you believe it.
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NEVER trust an adult who won't apologize to a child.
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Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming.
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Snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears.
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The difference between education and brainwashing is paper-thin.
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Spring has returned. The earth is like a child that knows poems.
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an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man
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There's only one truth about war. People die.
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Alligators can climb fences. They do this a lot.
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I AM NOT REASONABLE AND I HAVE A LOT OF CAT PUKE.
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I don't understand the plan, but if it includes C4, I'm in.
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People have a proclivity, when given sensible orders, to follow them.
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People look so different once you don't care about them anymore.
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There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
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A lock that is picked open must be picked closed.
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Know that when you stare into the boob window the boob window stares also back.
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Without justice, courage is weak.
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Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!
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As it turns out, being protected by a long stick isn't the flawless solution to danger.
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They're willing to pay 100€ so that their neighbor can't have 50€.
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Someone claiming you're defensive is a pretty hard claim to refute.
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It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it.
-
Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.
-
The neo-puritans can't enjoy anything. It's like... illegal for them.
-
Are we sure he was ever here? Was he maybe just a shared fever dream.
-
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
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People think it's disrespectful when you don't let them disrespect you.
-
Prison for profit is one of the most evil concepts to come out of humanity.
-
Does 'increasing the risk of nuclear war' violate the Twitter terms of service?
-
In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
-
Well right now the policy is that we sort of accept that no one follows the policy.
-
The real truth, however painful, is always calm.
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Anything can be a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying things.
-
I have a mouth and I can scream.
-
Sometimes we mistake necessity for bravery. It wasn't a brave act, it was only necessary.
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I get it. It's art. But even for art, why hurt yourself so?
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A dying man does not lie.
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They've perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable.
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A person gets a look in their eyes when time's running out.
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Nothing is permanent, but nothing is temporary either (in code).
-
We're not in a prophecy. We're in a stolen Toyota Corola.
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Making mistakes isn't weak. Refusing to admit to or fix them is.
-
Let that be a lesson in parenting. Tell a kid he can't have a rifle and he grows up to be a sniper.
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The man is a one-man menace to society.
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YOU'RE ALL THE DUMBEST SMART PEOPLE I KNOW.
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You can't judge people by what they think or say... only by what they do.
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Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.
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Oh, you would make a fascinating father creature.
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Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die.
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What else are stories but dreams we live, put down to word and page for others to live too?
-
What kind of murderer goes back to save a fish?
-
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. But nor is it inherently insignificant.
-
This information is stored in many places, but yet, also nowhere at the same time.
-
It's like how you break a cat by placing a lizard next to it. That sense of breaking a person.
-
We were expecting to find something to... fix, I guess? But the enemy was Status Quo. Also robots.
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I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
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Deliberate complexity is the mark of an amateur. Elegant simplicity is the mark of a master.
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If we hit things hard enough, plot will fall out.
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They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
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Rip and tear.
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Don't be afraid to tell your story. You are not alone.
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I just wanted him to be wrong. So he'd... be wrong.
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Raising the dead is not a healthy coping mechanism.
-
In a world where every day is a struggle for survival, you need all the gods you can get.
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Sorry Pelor. I like you but not enough to draw your damn mask in every single goddamn panel.
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The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.
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Don't be afraid. Have the courage to fail.
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Hi there. Your changes are live in goatland. Please test.
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We all have altars we sacrifice to, no matter the names of our gods.
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Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!
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Paladins don't go by a code of 'nope'.
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Chivalry isn't dead, you just don't know what the fuck it is.
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No one has a normal life. There is only your life.
-
The boat trip wasn't that bad, but then they had to untie the mooring ropes.
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All art is compromised, and yet made whole, the moment it comes into contact with an audience.
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We worship the great Sea Cucumber, who expunged the world from his rectum.
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Socialism always works at the beginning.
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Language is a labyrinth, a hall of mirrors that we can easily get lost in.
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Both past and future are contained in the eternal present.
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The moon shows us the truth. Even in shadow the light is reflected.
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I think education is process of becoming adult, so concepts should be adult, not forever childish.
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Let me fall if I must. The one I will become will catch me.
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This has been reposted so many times it looks like the average npm package.
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You've heard every last tale of the wolf by now. None of them are true. You are the wolf.
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Yes, it's just is. Try it.
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I basically stay up late because I am trying to delay tomorrow.
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Whoever saves one life saves the world entire.
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An individual's interest in avoiding erroneous deprivation of his life is 'uniquely compelling'.
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I believe wikitech is looking for mysql in the wrong place.
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It was insane and horrible, so we try not to talk about it.
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How... do you add porn to a farming sim?!
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Automation also gets cheaper over time. People get more expensive over time.
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Small talk is not polite. It's downright rude.
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When correctly viewed everything is lewd.
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Come on, man. I'm the only one who gets to have voices in their head. This is reality, remember?
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Give me some credit. When have I ever not been a sociopathic lunatic?
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If you could hold a moment, would you hold it forever?
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Why don't we just kill him? Am I crazy, or are we passing up a perfectly good meal?
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If your perverted mind wasn't in the gutter, it'd be homeless.
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Masks face right.
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If they'd taken Tylenol first, though, the David Lynch-induced anxiety was apparently blunted.
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What is most beautiful is least acknowledged. What is worth dying for is barely noticed.
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Un-winged and naked, sorrow surrenders its crown to a throne called grace.
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I'm an elf man-o'-war in a sea of tugboats.
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Don't ever do that to a dog. Forgetting that dog is not cat is harmful to dog.
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What do others try to take from you? This is what you need to protect.
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Justice without mercy isn't justice at all.
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Extremism in the name of God is never a sin.
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It is my duty to express my freedom by enjoying tiddies.
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I swing both ways. Violently. With a bat. Come get some, motherfuckers.
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You can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday, right.
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You all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life.
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FREE BUCKETS.
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That which is knowingly consented to by all involved, is just.
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Strength is so many things. It takes strength to pretend a strength you don't feel.
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When you look like me you learn not to piss off orders of holy knights.
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Il bene non regna, il male non dura.
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Scavengers won't eat dead meth users.
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I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
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I can be fair to one side but not the other.
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Sir, we all have cats we'd rather be home playing with right now.
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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Bones? Where we're going, we don't need bones.
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We live in a society.
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In fairness, if I were a parent I'd outlaw my children getting themselves kidnapped too.
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If you're waiting for me to take a hint, it won't work. Consider the following: I'm a dumbass.
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The only way one of my stories could ever end is with a beginning.
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I'm not mad! The man in the shadows is making me this way. He brings the darkness - it's coming!
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I'm sure that subjectively, time probably DOES stop when you're spaghetti.
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Your very soul is torn apart by having all of time pass it by in a instant.
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Please peel your sheeps.
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Saying 'sorry' is not an admissions of guilt.
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Some struggles are so solitary that they drown in words.
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You shouldn't be allowed to travel without a yurt.
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The only grandchild my parents are getting from me is a puppy.
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How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before people notice?
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PLEASE DO NOT BAN MY WEASEL FROM HELL.
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Reporters just keep _splainingsplaining and it offends me deeply.
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There is a voice that does not use words. Listen.
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New Yorkers bite 10 times more people than sharks do.
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Sometimes this village seems more like a group of hermits than a true community.
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They don't want you to collude. Screw 'em. Collude.
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Happy mailing list reminder day.
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An attacker can execute malicious code on their own machine and no one can stop them.
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In death, all are equal, judged only by the weight of their sins and their circumstances.
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At what point does a mistake become language drift?
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Let the dead bury the dead.
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Beware the swordsman who carries no blade.
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We're all doomed to repeat our mistakes. So why even worry about it?
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What idiot called it 'YAML Parser Error' and not 'A Series of Unfortunate Indents'?
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Every metal absorbs fish, man.
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Here is Denmark, excreted from limestone. There is Sweden, chiselled from granite. Danish scum!
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The worst technical documentation ever made is basically any documentation for a latex package.
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Art made for political reasons has a name. It's called 'propaganda'.
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Get rid of secret rules.
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Having things totally separate means harder to enforce quality controls.
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The tool for generating specs is called Bikeshed.
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If porn is bad, why are there so many nuns in it?
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It's not a pimple if you can see out of it.
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If you are reading this, you can read.
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Jack is made of apple sauce now.
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That's how it works. If you can fly a bee, you can fly a plane.
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I've said some damn illogical things and this the most illogical thing I've ever said.
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The southwestern railway trains warble.
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Your calculations can't be off if you don't do any.
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It's an export. We sell it because we don't use it.
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I'm a monster! I'm an adorable cat monster!
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The murderers believed I was innocent. They understood I wasn't like them.
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The laws are fair. They just weren't applied here.
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Everything happens so much.
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The best predictor of future violence is past violence.
-
Much of what had been accepted for decades as fire science was assumption. "Witchcraft, really."
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I wish these kids had the concept of a sentence.
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I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife as he peed into the wind.
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I see, said the mute man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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Is life a game or a play? Death certainly is a play, but even in games you play...
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At least in the first one they had their brain inside their skull.
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Subject it to as much opposing evidence and logic as possible.
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If you try hard enough, you will get the answers you seek.
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Money comes to money.
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Documentation is a love letter that you write to your future self.
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Some people basically think of everyone they don't know as the same person.
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I have never been okay and I'm not about to start now.
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Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
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Everything here is oddly specific.
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The longer you are in industry, I would argue the less likely you may be to pass a coding test.
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The correct approach to any situation is, by amazing coincidence, the only approach you know.
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Code is the enemy. The less code, the better.
-
Llamas aren't a labour resource. Llamas are labourors too.
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MediaWiki has so many things that are not actual issues but mildly wrong.
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Enjoy this moment. Like all victories, it shall fade.
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Everyone involved canonically has the mental acuity of a bowl of porridge, so just go with it!
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'Everything' implies infinity, and infinity is not constructive.
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What is the name of rain?
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One arrow has many uses, but many arrows together are unbreakable.
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You can't get there from here.
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There are three kinds of people in the universe: those who can count, and those who can't.
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Riddles? If I wanted to confuse you, dear one, oh, how I could.
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Programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.
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Wait why is the cat radioactive in the first place?
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Nah man. I just run around doing whatever I want. It's sheer luck that it has worked so far.
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One poke in the eye is worth two in the rib.
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Turn left at the canyon!
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We don't know what it's for but we make a bunch of it because it sounds super dangerous.
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This empathy thing, what's in it for me?
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Qua.
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We're all just a genetics lab accident away from cackling in the rooftops like nature intended.
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All trees are screaming. You just can't hear them.
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I'm useless in a bag.
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I've never suffered so much to get a library card.
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Grape soda doesn't even taste like grapes but it sure as hell taste like purple.
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Man... I need to talk to Names more. My ego demands that I be on this list.
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Steve, I can't have you driving down the road in a skyjack drinking beer.
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My awful god splits me open the way gods do. They know no better.
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In most cases hurt washes out over time, but disappointment can stain permanently.
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Here's to silver-tongued men with eyes that have seen it all too many times.
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All people are driven to the point of eating their gods, after a time.
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Antivandalism tech that bans randoms with no logging seems pretty problematic.
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Those are words all right.
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The similarity between asses and assess is disturbing. Arse, on the other hand, much clearer.
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Fuck you, PHP. Fuck you in the ear!
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It's amazing to see how much technology can move forward if you're not paying attention.
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It's amazing how quickly time passes when you're not paying attention.
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If you're ever feeling blue, get a picture taken of your skeleton. Who wants to see my skeleton???
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You're a wizard. You have the intelligence required to be a switchboard.
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Pretty bold of you to assume that I have a brain!
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It's good enough for folk music.
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Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
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For broken dreams, the cure is to dream again, and dream deeper.
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The question is, do we define it as wood, or do we define it as flour?
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A well-designed world could tell its story in silence.
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I killed my will by analysing it.
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Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.
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There are no rules just madmen with welders.
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Yes, entertain us with your disdain.
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I'm not silent because I have nothing to say. I'm silent because nobody is listening.
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I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
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But that's just it, that's the only thing that makes me feel human. The way I'm treated.
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So often we betray ourselves especially.
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The transcriptions from inside your corpses are upsetting him.
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You, too, can use coconut rum to get red jello shot out of your nice white dress.
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Blowing my nose feels like the smell of paint drying.
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They're talking about babies they believe will die eventually after being born.
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If there is room for corruption there will be corruption.
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The sky is full of spiders.
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Microwaving leftovers is probably the most accepted form of necromancy. Let's be real.
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The modern world will not be punished. It is the punishment.
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Cats, like people, don't generally do things.
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You have a very off-putting way of putting people, you know, off.
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Am I still flanking from inside the frog?
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Looks too much like clothes to be Guo Pei.
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One moment of weakness does not define one's character.
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You will never have to do today again.
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Hold onto your sanity. It's already begun to slip.
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If it were really fate, it wouldn't need your help.
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I don't know why we have an eldritch nightmare bot but I gotta say I'm pretty happy that we do.
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We are slaves to the gods. Whatever gods are.
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Allah is doing.
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Coworkers are not doing. Allah is doing.
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Your blood is weeds!
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Sometimes you need a little wishful thinking just to keep on living.
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Man has always feared the darkness, carving it away with fire.
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The only miracles of any value are the ones you work.
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Experiments have since borne out that reality is, in fact, nonsensical.
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Sometimes it's the dead who leave flowers by the graves of the living.
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Yes sir. Thank you sir.
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If she wanted to live she shouldn't have deceived me in the first place. I'm evil!
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You can probably develop new applications for your Internet connected goats by coding in Goat C.
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Well Pine agrees with me. Maybe I should reconsider my view.
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The bear has two mouths.
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The weight upon your chest is not a burden; it is a mission.
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You can't control a rodeo, but you can try to make it meet the fire code.
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Money is the dark food that I trade to the Post Creature to get more books.
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As long as I remember, it's not gone. Not for me.
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Who are you? You swap masks so readily, perspective to perspective.
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You can't just pretend you're not you.
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It's symbolic of life in general that we take something so wonderful as food and turn it into shit.
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If it were easy as telling people just not to be an asshole we would have far fewer assholes.
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I'm not good with names. I call them all 'honey'.
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You want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
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It's like it had a bigger budget. Or... a budget!
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I googled the org chart for my new employer. A page exists. It is blank.
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People are biased. AIs are just biased really, really quickly.
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It doesn't play nicely with the semantic web, or really any web.
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I feel threatened with your threats of making threats.
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Can you truly arrive somewhere? Don't you always leave small parts of yourself behind?
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Sleep is god. Go worship.
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This toaster is now toast.
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Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to super glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex.
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Nobody is as dumb as I appear to be.
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It's all right. Everyone's got to eat shaving cream once in awhile.
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IBM is acquiring Red Hat. This is an Oracle-buys-Sun level extinction event.
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I wish I could forgive you for not knowing how math works, but some things are truly unpardonable.
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That which lives so long sometimes fears to die.
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Every creature is dogs.
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And what have the faithful to fear?
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Norwegian claymation sex is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
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...I am talking about evil. It blooms. It eats. It grins.
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I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.
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WHERE CAN I KEEP A HORSE IN MY APARTMENT?
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You expect me to fucking read on my day off?
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Knowledge counters fear. It always has.
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Touch all the memory to make sure it's there.
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Kittens are supposed to lose things, not find them.
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A good writer understands what it is to be human. The hangups. The hiccups. It is sobering.
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Once you've eaten 400 foxes,you legally qualify as 'obsessed' with them, yes.
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I woke up today and realized that I was awake.
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Oh, how can I say no to that screech. I sure do!
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I hate it because I know it'll go away.
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Faith is madness. But you go mad without it.
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The right to protest. It's as American as apple pie and bitching about taxes.
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All dreams end. All worlds, all lives. And in the end is only silence.
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Remember uggs? This is what they look like now. Feel old yet?
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It was a Christmas as unique as any other, for every year the mystery unfolds itself anew.
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We are so lazy that we have a bot that activates another bot.
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If you want some more pointers, 0xfeedbeef 0x53444204 and 0xfdbc77f0.
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Consequences are what happen to people who fail, and we didn't fail.
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Beware the future. It is not to be trusted.
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My mouse is full of sand and there was a pin in my leg. This is too stupid to be a dream.
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Our society promotes the mentally unstable if they entertain us.
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I'd probably regret looking up 'the butler dimension'.
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All I have to go on here is what is. And I don't know what that is.
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Modern is the hill I will die on. It's blue and pretty and compact and doesn't get in the way.
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The state cannot give love. But money gives space to love.
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I forgot to add the joke part to my joke.
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The gods have no mercy. That's why they're gods.
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I hate titles. They always come with expectations and responsibility.
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Did you upgrade your vulnerable apt using apt yet?
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Tongues. Tongues. Slither in the mud.
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Voting and Drama are the pillars the community was built on.
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Magic doesn't fix anything. That's what the person using it is for.
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One can only have as much preparation as he has foresight.
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Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel.
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I feel like Frezak's reaction to the game is going to entertain me more than the game itself.
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I'm honestly getting more amusement out of Frezak than trying a game.
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You sell out now, when you have your own team, you do whatever you want.
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I kind of... lose interest in my addictions after awhile...
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You can't outrun me! I'm wearing tube socks!
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Can you hear the music in my head? I don't care! Dance! Dance for me!
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The only cure for madness is madness.
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Welcome to our dream.
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You can't get milk out of a talent show.
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Hey! I'm on a cloud of frogs! Moo!
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Forever Hitler. You have to be all Hitler, all the time.
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Diplomacy is inherently belligerent.
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If you don't wish to be dead for the rest of your life, do as I say.
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Apparently the CIA makes constructive edits.
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Rules are for following. That's why they're called rules and not cabbages.
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The only thing to do, in light of extreme wrong, is to try to right it.
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Do your thing, thing!
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You can't resurrect me without my consent!
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Dead people don't have rights.
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Twitter is important for journalists; Instagram is important for narcissists.
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If it was up to me fun would be banned.
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Flowers for you! Flowers for you, flowers for you! All flowers have been deployed.
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Yle, the Buzzfeed of Finland. Both are shit but at least we get to pay for this.
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Hey, I resent that. We have an actual firewall... I think!
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It's better than a weapon. It's a toy.
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I didn't have a bandaid, so I superglued some plumbing tape to my finger instead.
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Only from the need born from the truest torment is the need born for me.
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Dude, don't even bother. That's a swallow. They're almost as dumb as fish.
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Hey, nice shot. I'm honestly surprised you didn't kill someone.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot that dog training included reading the Kalevala out loud.
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I don't like having enemies. They annoy me.
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I know how to handle these kinds of situations. With lies. Lies are good.
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I sincerely hope that the cells have been proofed against bears in dresses.
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Anything can be a symbol, if backed by faith and meaning.
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Here's your receipt, you can track the status of your potato online.
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I do not think most people would appreciate being mailed a live scorpion.
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Let's see those spambots get past these hooks! OKAY WTF THAT WASN'T A CHALLENGE DAMMIT.
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USPS is having trouble with my potato. It was supposed to arrive yesterday, but now it's 'delayed'.
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I'm fairly sure USPS lost my potato.
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You are such a cat, cat.
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I carve my name into a fish and throw it on the ground. If it is wound-side up I am guilty.
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I diplomacy him.
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It happens. But, you know, to you.
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Anything you read once is a lie. Anything you read twice is true.
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I first found something strange was afoot when I yawned and a thousand bees flew out.
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I'll take the lime flavour with lime.
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The potato arrived.
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To document is to observe.
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...and pv sits there happily in the middle shouting "21MiB transfer speed! 500GiB transferred!"
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Whatever happens is the only thing that could have happened.
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Sharing a similar degree of dysfunction doesn't make you more closely related.
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If you don't know why you might want to do this, you should probably not do it.
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Someone needs to keep the wikinewsies inline. pt-kill is the hero we need!
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I don't know anything from mediawiki. I'm just a lowly stick-poker. I poke things with sticks.
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I am altering the source code. Pray that I don't alter it any further.
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If they get a day of jail time, I will make a hat entirely out of licorice. And then eat it.
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Their I.Q. seems to be about fish, give or take trout.
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To the end.
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If the gods were less insecure they'd let us be better. Say nice things about gods.
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The lack of quality content has made me watch six series of this show.
-
With the future of Gerrit comes a bright future.
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Nobody likes to touch eyeballs, not even ravenous Things.
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Being a Catholic sure is an adventure these days.
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He's called 'Otto the Tits'. I feel like we foreshadowed he's not a criminal mastermind.
-
That's what death is. Forgetting.
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I think you should know I am this close to just headbutting you across the table.
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I have heard it is good news. Two hundred year embargo. At least hopefully.
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Murder is cool, but FAKE MURDER? NAY, SIR! I AM SO ANGRY I CAN BARELY PUNCTUATE.
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I had planned to go to the gym tonight but it's 9:26pm. I think I'll eat ice cream instead.
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I would say that's that, mattress man.
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Don't tell me how to be.
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You can't play god without being acquainted with the devil.
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Time undoes even the mightiest of creatures. Just look what it's done to you.
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That which is real is irreplaceable.
-
I wouldn't call it 'lying' so much as 'a strategic misrepresentation of the truth'.
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Voiko vitutukseen kuolla?
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Beets are truly the best fruit.
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Why are you like this?
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It won't give me my gloom!
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I'll wipe your brains so clean you'll be able to eat off of them!
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Don't fight a cat. Use your brain. Use drugs.
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If I could be any kind of flower, I'd be a potato.
-
It wasn't restful. Because, you know, that's really important to people, apparently.
-
We seem to have identified a lot of not-good options so far. Are there any good options?
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Thinking that life is good is better than not living at all.
-
Being legally forbidden to do math is extremely weird.
-
I can't tell if you're making a joke, or you're just French.
-
How many times can we run this through the mw parser before it becomes self-aware?
-
No i18n for this error message, since it should never happen.
-
There is really an excess of disembodied children floating behind the singers this year.
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Who are you, who am I and what do you want?
-
Shut up, I'm sexing you.
-
You ever try to herd a happy cat? It's like kicking a concrete block! Except it's furry!
-
I consider anything slimmer than my big Toughbook sleek. Including my smaller Toughbook!
-
The KGB baffle me.
-
This apple juice is angry and tastes of failed plastic.
-
Really, being nice is the easiest way of manipulating people.
-
Dutch cannot be taught. It must be felt. It's not a language, it is a state of mind.
-
Life is brief, but not compared to these pants.
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Best thing you can do is teach your kids not to be afraid.
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The pigeons were Concerned.
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The weather is sad.
-
The word is remarkably impaired.
-
If dinosaurs were dead then how did people ride them?
-
It appears to work as well as anything works in CologneBlue.
-
A hero is strong. A hero is invulnerable. A hero has a goddamn spleen.
-
We do not fight! We are just very loud!
-
Yeah, you don't want to spend all your money before the mass suicide. That would just be wasteful.
-
Anyone want a drink? I need one.
-
Reality is found in unknown places. Dreams are found within reality.
-
Time heals, right? But never enough.
-
And this is how I broke polls with UploadWizard.
-
Exotic looking orange bird turns out to be seagull covered in curry.
-
Do you taste metal?
-
I feel like the bear was extremely reasonable for a bear.
-
We need to wait for south to do our mushroom magic. Because we're mushrooms.
-
I recommend it if you enjoy listening to neurotic pedants being neurotic pedants.
-
Tech debt is generally 'this seemed like a good idea at the time'.
-
99% of my bandwith goes to torrenting linux distros.
-
Using TCP, we can create a VPN to create a virtual corporation
-
You're so insane that sometimes it's mistaken for wisdom.
-
Normally language is a tool of communication. Why must you always use it as a tool of obfuscation?
-
Like... WHY WOULD YOU HAVE EGGS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM TO BEGIN WITH?!
-
How often, I wonder, do I dream, and how often do I rather dream of dreaming?
-
Well, uuuh, are bad miracles a thing? 'Cause if they are, I'm certainly an expert on those!
-
Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
-
That's the beauty about improv. You never know what's going to come out of your mouth.
-
Their solution to 'nobody understands the parameters for this command' is to add another parameter.
-
Two tigers take turns tasting tapioca.
-
Teenagers are more sarcastic. That all happens later.
-
Gods! I don't want a moonbase!
-
The more I see, the more it all comes together. The more I understand.
-
You're a sucker if you're walking around China without TP on you anyway.
-
Funerals are big business, and people are dying to get in.
-
Progress was made.
-
Welcome to people! Where everything is made up and the naming convention doesn't matter.
-
Oh, your pilot's gone missing, but a guy that's going on your flight is going to fly the plane.
-
I'm a scientist. I don't believe in anything.
-
I'm sorry, did you just ask me why a crazy person crazies?
-
If Security told you to go jump off a cliff, would you do that?
-
Do you recognise the triple helix? If you do, write it down.
-
That's the neat thing about absolute power. Once you've had it, you don't need it.
-
He's a diligent guard, except for the part where he pays no attention.
-
It's not a good sign when things go faster without the person being involved.
-
I gotta loot this city before it expires.
-
Where do we start with the strange requests?
-
The first sign is mistaking fact for fiction. Everything's a lie. Don't believe the truth.
-
I would like to hear ideas so that I can steal them.
-
Depending on the zip code, Florida can be like visiting another planet...
-
People use alcohol as an excuse to do things that should have been done years ago.
-
Is Einstein an element? I thought he was a professor who invented the universe or something.
-
Human grows more every year, I guess I'll have a king-size spinal cord in the future.
-
There's so much diversity in racism.
-
I love that only real men will moisturize.
-
Cats are butts. Loveable butts, but butts nonetheless.
-
Mental disorders don't excuse bad behavior, only help explain it.
-
It has elements of wrestling in it, where you just have to sit on people.
-
You're chiding a person for having a difficult time with a difficult time.
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I am in florida and the air is partially edible and I don't care.
-
Nobody's perfect. Love makes us that way.
-
A joke is only funny if everyone is laughing.
-
You can learn a lot in a small dark room. Don't let anyone tell you different.
-
I think all the lawyers have massive hangovers.
-
Even if you're dead you want to be found.
-
It's tough to outrun a fork.
-
That oath is dope. It's great.
-
Your Aussie-ness was obvious by your use of the words 'shit box'.
-
A dumb clock is still right some of the time.
-
Stop clawing at the walls.
-
Stop clawing the walls.
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You can't squeeze cheese from a goat before it's hatched.
-
If at the first meeting someone is dressed as a chicken, don't go back.
-
Just take the per diem. They question nothing.
-
Bud, I'm just trying not to fuck up social situations. I don't have opinions on you.
-
When all you know is MediaWiki, everything's a wiki.
-
It's a shame a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
-
Les fromages a mange mon amis.
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// 'not' is the notifications module.
-
It's impossible to know how many bugs Lyrithya has created because we haven't found them all yet.
-
And thanks to the users, without whom this would serve no purpose.
-
All you can do is dream. So dream.
-
I'm drug free now. Haven't done any coke for 2 days.
-
Yup, that's weird, but I don't hate it.
-
The days are long but the years are short.
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To keep your feet on ground, we place burdens upon your shoulders.
-
I heard you like packages. Let's package components on a per-function level.
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I've smelled the bathroom on the right once. I became not a fortunate son.
-
I do not have pronouns. Please do not refer to me.
-
I have to wade through so much silliness to get to the silliness I need.
-
Always have a rectangle of plastic to clutch.
-
We have miles to go before we sleep.
-
I followed being depressed by just being somewhat less depressed.
-
Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.
-
You are unlikely to ever find someone as bad as I am at using a C-clamp.
-
What is god talk man thing?
-
Do I have an enormous arsehole?
-
Need a help. I death. Please.
-
Unless crazy cat lady can produce Bastard's parents' marriage certificate, the name is factual.
-
Don't give me a funeral, just toss me into a dumpster and give me back to the rats.
-
It's such a quiet thing, to fall.
-
Live together before marriage or deal with marrying a potentially terrible housemate.
-
They say they don't bluff, but that's just part of the bluff.
-
Forgot to add, I already have 58 trees I bought a year ago.
-
Those are some lovely shapes you just said.
-
You do not deserve to feel one iota better for making an apology that was insincere.
-
Dude come on. You can't just drop 'naked house farter' in a thread and then leave.
-
I'm a slug, and as we all know, slugs are basically giant tongue feet, so yeah.
-
Solidity is a cow.
-
Just because you can't help everyone doesn't mean you can't help someone.
-
Cilantro cavern, baby? I am all over that shit.
-
Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.
-
Why you sell the pork?!
-
Being a man means nothing inherently other than the person being a man.
-
Do you even enjoy food or is it just a hot sauce delivery method?
-
If I were you, I wouldn't do that. He might want to revenge.
-
You can control your actions but you can't control the consequences of your actions. Nobody can.
-
I think Zuckerberg only wears suits when he's being yelled at by Congress.
-
Do you want ants? This is how you get ants.
-
Behold the deer of blame.
-
The Deer of Blame wrinkles its moist snout of accusation.
-
Everyone is special.
-
Don't ask who is at the bottom of the well. And do not ask its name.
-
DO NOT SEEK THE NAME OF MR.EATEN.
-
I think I may have made a semi-permanent friend I don't want to be friends with.
-
I can't be the first one to do this. To go delving into a giant melon.
-
Maybe it's not even really her. Maybe it's just a giant lobster in a freaky human suit!
-
Our origins don't define us. It's what we do with what we have.
-
I wish I could describe any concert I've been to as 400% hype.
-
Nobody's perfect. What kind of imperfect are you okay with?
-
Since it is impossible to prepare for everything, it is better to never prepare for anything.
-
...how high is Clint? But sincerely, where the fuck am I?
-
Your experience seems worse than usual.
-
I am not afraid, and when I am frightened, I shall master the fear.
-
It's about control. If you can remove someone's soul, you can do anything.
-
I don't want it to be good for me, I want to retire and raise goats.
-
One crime at a time.
-
The time you walk into Home Depot and think, 'Ooh, KNOBS!' that's it. Your childhood is over.
-
If I cut you off, it's because you handed me the scissors.
-
With every question, you become more like the answer.
-
With every answer I become more like the question.
-
It's just... so many stupids, layered, like an idiot onion.
-
He listens to noone but the gods. Men who take their orders from the gods are unpredictable.
-
Orcs were big. 4/5
-
You know it's a quality creation myth when it involves a cow licking gods into existence.
-
I heat my tea with the blood of the earth!
-
Oracle stands for One Real Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
-
Sometimes for people to make the right choice, you must first show them the worst choice.
-
The numbers show you what is. Stories show you what that means.
-
Why do people keep commenting about my roommate frenching my cat?
-
It's like singing. Every voice counts.
-
No one is undeserving of a prayer.
-
You can trust someone and still feel uncomfortable testing that trust.
-
I find two opinions are always better than one, particularly if one of them is mine.
-
It's easier to fool someone than to convince them that they have been fooled.
-
This guy sounds like the guy you hear about in math problems.
-
How the hell do you fold underwear?
-
The Firefox browser collects so little data about you, we don't even require your email address.
-
The Firefox browser collects so much data about you, we don't even require your email address.
-
The whole town was on fire before you even reached the bridge.
-
Hell yeah it's your face, and we love it!
-
I can't disagree with you. Your dumb ideas tend to be amazingly fun.
-
If I wanted it done wrong, I would've done it myself!
-
If you want people to be sad when you die, live a good life.
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mUtAbLe oBjEcTs wErE A MiStAkE
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Don't train alone. It only embeds your errors.
-
Frankly I'm not sure why I'm doing this either, but guess it's just somehow... amusing.
-
I'm the kind of tired that sleep won't fix.
-
Most folklore is good. They tend not to keep the rubbish stories.
-
There's a family in our driveway.
-
What? There is not a family in our driveway.
-
Have you seen this black and white female pygmy goat with horns?
-
Usar palabras es difícil porque significan cosas.
-
If you can't boot the hackers can't get you.
-
Look at me, full of ideas for indicating mild surprise.
-
No, I'm fine. I hit my elbow on a durian.
-
Doubt is there to be listened to.
-
There are no prizes for obstinacy.
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The corn meal has yet to coagulate. It ain't god.
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Hello individuals.
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We am not an individuals.
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Would you get a tattoo of a butt tattooed on your butt?
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Do you are have stupid?
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Ah, the sweet flow of internet into my veins.
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I think people do mature. Just check out your own forum comments from 2011 and feel the cringe.
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Falling iguanas possible tonight.
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Iguanas are just bigger bees.
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The Lamb of the Ghent was a mistake, and whoever painted over it was right to do so.
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Bury your fingers in eyeballs and they will look longer.
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No means no, unless she's dyslexic. Then it means on.
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Getting old kills people. Therefor it's murder.
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Dark matter isn't squirrels.
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As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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Mathematics explain the aerodynamics of a cow.
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The future is here and it's dumb.
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'Yet' is meaningless. It exists. It is.
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I love when people compare apples to giraffes.
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I need help with my butt.
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The future isn't what it used to be.
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Every decision for something is a decision against something else.
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There is as much light out there as darkness. Don't forget that.
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In the end life is just a collection of missed opportunities.
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You can't go in here - this library is a public place! Come back when we're closed.
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He's reciting the names of gods.
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Oh look, another idiot going the wrong way.
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The customer that bought 10$ in Starbucks at Starbucks please return to the Starbucks.
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And there are all those things we should fear that we don't even know to be afraid of.
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Still not the asshole for not wanting to die.
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This asshole isn't just a clown, he's the whole circus.
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You didn't cause a scene. She did. You just finished it.
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You can't 'sarcastically' say something if I can't sarcastically agree with you.
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Blood is thicker than water.
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The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
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Whatever the saying is, it's just a saying. If it doesn't apply to you, ignore it.
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You had THIRTY-FIVE CATS, how are you going to avoid recycling at least one of those names?
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Arrange these words into a declarative sentence: 'Off' and 'Fuck'.
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Your cat mistook the chair for a lizard and malfunctioned.
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We follow custom and ritual because we have no map.
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You willingly take on the death of a pet when you adopt them.
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Don't let your gratitude get in the way of our long-term misunderstanding.
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Ritual and circumstance are not easily broken.
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We call that hleping. It looks like helping, but it isn't.
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You have the right to be naked in your own home.
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Sibelius crashed.
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Anyone who says otherwise is diluted morally.
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I told Customs I had nothing to declare but my annoyance.
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And in conclusion I'm going to make you look at my cats. Because I can.
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It's a place like every other place, it's not some weird pocket dimension.
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There's a time for peace and a time for war.
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Everyone has a story. The least we can do is make sure that it's told.
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The past begins when I walk away.
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It will end where it always ends. In silence.
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Soupcan knows about soup. If they say it's food, it's food.
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You don't know what you don't know.
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Made me feel safer cause they were legit terrified of my giant mound of derp incarnate.
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In your own words, 'Why is cat?'
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Lasagne brings out the worst in people.
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ANTS?! In MY vagina?! It's more likely than you think!
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It wouldn't be called a salad if it wasn't healthy.
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They can't find the body if you are the body.
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I like spaghetti.
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Now the thing to remember, boys: flies spread disease. So keep yours closed.
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It's not polite to eat the dead.
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I don't understand Groovy, so I won't +2 this, but it Lassoes Giant Turtle Mastheads.
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Tundra.
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Prohibition is the gateway drug.
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I remember pirating it like 20 years ago. I doubt it's changed much since then.
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It's not really a mirror world. It's more of a small room.
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We judge others by their actions, ourselves by our motives. That's how its different.
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You are blessed with free will.
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There's more red flags here than in a Russian parade through Moscow.
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Don't even know how I know this but I drink and I know things.
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I will eat your neck veins. Your kneecaps and forehead will cave in.
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Nothing warms your soul more than the flesh of another human being.
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Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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The difference between insanity and belief lies only in the number of believers.
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Nothing in this world is easy, except pissing in a shower.
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I'm interested in plagiarism as an art form.
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Nobody chooses me. I'm the hole where a choice should be.
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The stillness hangs like anvils. The silence loiters, and skitters away on tiny feet.
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'It's cheap anyways' say the people not buying it.
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I don't know otter guy. I've given books to his daughter.
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The entire plot started with me finding a way to mechanically justify a lich-bunny.
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This is not legal advice. In fact, legally, you should do the exact opposite of what I say.
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Why do you have to be that person? You wasted a great opportunity to not be that person.
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10,000 nightmares in one pillow; who wants to shake that shit out in their own agitator?
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Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
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They sell like 5 versions of Cheerios, except actual Cheerios.
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Is there a place on this earth that is closer to heaven than a dollar store?
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It's not like there is no middle ground between stone-cold sober and dickless with no memory.
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What is upwards, dog.
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Not all heroes wear capes. Some just have several angle grinders.
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Public transportation follows urinal rules.
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I would like a muffin. Perhaps something made of cardboard.
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The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here.
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You made me catapult my cat off my chest with laughter.
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Proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance.
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Cat is cat.
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That's crazy. Time is a flat circle.
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The cargo door is broken. Why do I ever allow myself to fly United?
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What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck?
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Listen here, you uneducated potato.
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You can't steal someone else's customer or spouse. They go willingly.
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Rapeseed. And the plant it comes from? Just rape. There are fields of rape all across the world.
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Horrifying when you're in a field of rape and there's no yellow flowers.
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How come 'asshole' is a bad word, but 'asphalt' isn't?
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Some people love the brutality part more of brutal honesty.
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It's not your fault, but it is your responsibility.
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It has bones but is too dumb to even use them yet.
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Alphabetical order is for peasants.
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Sentient rug is feeling better and should be a living garbage disposal again soon.
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Don't microwave fish.
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Getting a blood sample from a cat could take anywhere from three minutes to several hours.
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Out of 10 with 10 being oatmeal, how thicc do you guys think our corn is?
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Aldi pizza tastes like divorce.
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Look, I have a complex emotional range that includes a far greater level of 'eh' than most people.
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I rarely feel empathy, but... you have evoked said emotion from its slumber.
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I have confidence in Frezak's ability to put people down.
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I love my mom. I also love omelette.
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Sometimes your choice is the dumpster fire or the sewage pipe.
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You didn't offend them. They got offended. In my opinion there's a difference.
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We cannot move past it. There is no escape from that which is.
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Death is a naked sword, and it is always there, sitting.
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Cat hair where a cat should be.
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Burn your bridges. Go forward.
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I didn't want you to get any wrong ideas so we're both sleeping on the couch.
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The future is in the past. Onward!
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A responsible adult says NO to non-orientable shapes.
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I am intentionally not escaping so much as redefining the terms of my capture.
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Teachers don't have it that way. Without kids, we're worthless. And very lazy.
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These are not words people say. This is not how speech happens.
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It is traditional to burn someone who has been excommunicated. Traditional, like burning witches.
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I can think of a lot of adjectives for code review. 'Exciting' is not at the top of my list.
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Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp.
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My mind's been gone for 30 odd years! You can't break what's already broken.
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I do know what tact is, but you don't know my mother.
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Bring me all your celery.
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I'm responsible. Price you pay for being successful.
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I will apologize for the cat behind me who's screaming into my ear.
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IT'S OK FOR THE DOCTOR TO PUT THINGS UP MY BUM BUT NO ONE ELSE.
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But do you do this while dressing up as broccoli?
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Welp, that's enough Internet for me today.
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Honestly it needed to be clarified. There are things in this world that happen.
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Not as weird as a coconut but damn odd.
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There's also gibberish, unfinished sentences, single letters, and videos of our ceiling.
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There's no creature on earth as wily as a farmer.
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By protecting others, you save yourself.
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Yes I love roads. I think about roads and highways 24/7. Have you ever been on a road?
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I am so confused and so proud right now.
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Ice cream is essential to our survival.
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Our offerings to the gods are gifts from the eldritch!
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Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls!
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Contrary to what some people believe, horses aren't furniture.
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C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
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Within C++, there is a much smaller and cleaner language struggling to get out.
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Why is it ok to ask someone to stop being happy because a bad thing happened to you?
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I also have hemorrhoids and it's a part of me, but that doesn't mean I'm putting in on my resume.
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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There's nothing more reassuring than realising that the world is crazier than you are.
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Some of the simple things we just forget to say.
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If you sign your soul away, that's giving consent, so it's not rape anymore.
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A well-stocked basement is like a big time capsule.
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We finally made it through the year of March. So we got that going for us...
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Can someone tell me how anyone punches a cupcake?
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I will now return to caressing my polished rocks.
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Baby clothes, around 0-3 months size, work great on cats post-surgery.
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It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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It's comforting to know his head has always been this massive.
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I had strings, but now I'm free.
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A gift that comes with strings attached isn't a gift, it's an obligation. Unless it's a balloon.
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Every move we make changes the future. The real feat would be changing the past.
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Oh no, let me press F on the world's smallest keyboard!
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I think 9/11 and Pearl Harbor were our 9/11 and Pearl Harbor.
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Death comes for us all, it's all about timing and rate. But nobody wants to have that conversation!
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My son did it too. I kept a small rake in his room and would just rake everything out once a week.
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Sir, are you aware you are a cat?
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At least my firewall doesn't get drunk and throw shit at me.
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I'M DOING WHEELIES ON A BED OF PIRANHAS.
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Everyone looks suspicious if you stare at them long enough.
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Remember that in every difficult situation, you have two choices: get better or get bitter.
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Casual item exchanges within your social circle don't come with a 6-month warranty.
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Geese? I have zero geese. We are goose-free.
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If you torture your data enough, it will do what you want it to do.
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Lying with charts is way easier than lying in real life.
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No-one could have figured out that an API sandbox would be called 'ApiSandbox'! Pure madness.
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Roger roger.
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The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
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I'd guess sounding like a rusty chainsaw warrants being elbowed in the kidney.
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WHY DO ANY OF YOU THINK I'VE HAD TAPEWORMS BEFORE?
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I assume my experiences are universal.
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If you're going to be a rules lawyer, at least don't be blatantly wrong.
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Red dragons are not buses.
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I understand. I'm responsible now too. Just look at my groceries.
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It's a strange moment when you realize that you don't want to be alive anymore.
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It's time to go back.
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You never know when history will be watching.
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If my soulmate behaved that way, I'd reevaluate the state of my soul.
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Sometimes you feel loved because of how much you love the other person.
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The sugar is expired.
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Why. Why are people like this.
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There's probably something wrong with it. You just haven't thought it through.
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Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.
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Don't be afraid of the soap. Spread it around.
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You told me to deal with it. So I dealt with it.
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Roommates were a mistake.
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My hometown is flooded. I think its cursed.
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I've taken too many photos of my corgi's butt over the past few years.
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He's super dense. He's the embodiment of the elementary school playground.
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It was written in sharpie on the plant for a reason. Do not put monstera outside.
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I am the Senate.
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Good news: my calculations are correct. Bad news: my calculations are correct.
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Please stop throwing noodles at the wall.
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There's no 'how to' for grief.
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It's like lesson one In geriatric nursing. Confused geriatric patient = UTI.
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I don't believe in witchcraft. No. I believe in cold, hard, SORCERY.
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Please think about how you can live in a situation where the only reasonable being there is a cat.
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Combined Arms. One arm is punching you while the other is messing with your phone.
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He's been dying of the same heart attack for twenty years.
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Boontje komt om zijn loontje.
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Daughters are not boxes with grandchildren inside.
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I'm bipolar. I don't mind being called crazy. I mean... it's true.
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You are allowed to be mean to Pong Krell.
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Hey! You reposted my repost.
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We have fixed the pancake market. Now you can actually do stuff with them.
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Turns out that hell has no bottom.
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Quick question, what do we do with the pancakes other than gamble?
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Pranking is a fine art on a fine line.
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Anything can happen when someone is mentally disturbed.
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I don't think anyone wants to cuddle with vomit...
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I was not trying to create the perfect biscuit. I was trying to recreate a memory.
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Be you. And get a new therapist, that one's broken.
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They're my past. Everybody's haunted by their past.
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Don't run around with anyone who'd call a grown man 'boy'.
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Don't listen to the bad advice beedog.
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Everybody has an arse, and some are smart.
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If you have to convince yourself multiple times to not break up, it’s time to break up.
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People resent the fact that they have to rely on someone else.
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Quickly, rub your dad over your body.
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You're very well spoken, for a duck.
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The more desks the merrier. And rooms, and room!
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If you're bored, you must be boring.
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Can you hear the voices of the paintings?
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Imortalised in art, those in paintings never age.
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The pigeons, they look good on you.
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Everyone, all will become stars.
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I should have yawned for him...
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I hear a tiny voice. I hear your voice. Come here...
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Do you like this dream? Yes! I really do like it. It's like I've always been here.
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You brought the stars with you, didn't you? It's the first time night has fallen on this world.
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I know each of my children individually.
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A Beamter can only be fired when sentenced to more than one year jail.
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Do not leave the pancake bot in a voice channel.
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You can't say it's private if a hobo can use it as a wigwam.
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I have been doing the 'right thing' for all these years now, and where has it gotten me?
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The world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me, you don't want to see it.
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The truth is always useful. Its just not always useful right now.
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All that you love shall burn.
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Digging holes is a useful skill! Just ask any dog.
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Yes I have hypothyroidism. Also I have no self control.
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It's the butt wiggles that are particularly concerning. I'm going to... go to another room now.
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I would love it if he could turn into a horse, but he couldn't even turn into something relevant.
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Long story short, it feels like a broke Jabba the Hutt has moved in to our place.
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Why do you care about your appearances? You will not be having an open casket!
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Sometimes horrible clothes are the best clothes.
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I'm ready for the dirt nap, but you can't leave the party if you can't find the door.
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You may have questioned her authority but she proved that her authority was questionable.
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Energy and muscle capacity are very different things.
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Oh, it's so stimulating being your hat.
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A wall is not a booby trap. Anything that is visible can never be a booby trap.
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Wearing rainbows outside of pride month isn't brave, it's just Wearing rainbows.
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I like the crotch foot.
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A big rock is sufficient signage that there is a big rock.
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He'll mellow out in a decade.
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People get really mad-fast in chick-fil-a parking lots for some reason.
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You guys are worried about what data the calculator is collecting? What about the rest of windows?
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Less a lie than a fiction to meet them in their altered reality.
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Is it him? Is it the man you knew? I think at this point it's almost a philosophical question.
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Mix money and family and by the end of it you'll have neither.
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WordPress exploits work best on MediaWiki.
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Some people are thicker than trees.
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Give yourself permission to do what you need for you at this time.
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Yeah, I'm actually a thing, I'm a being.
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This whole thing is a circle. But not like a real circle, more like a freaky circle.
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Wind chimes for genitals.
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This is literally one sentence. Please use punctuation and paragraphs.
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You do know periods exist, yes?
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Why do you fear punctuation?
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Attaching your home key to your car key on some sort of ring or keychain is for 'lames'.
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There's no normal life, just life.
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There's always someone better than you out there which is why it's important to stay humble.
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There's a difference between being open-minded and being a maroon.
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I'm not sure any reliable source would post about something like this.
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If I absolutely need my power cord it's in my footrest with a dying pine tree.
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Time sure exists when you aren't paying attention huh.
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There's a difference between being busy and not caring anymore.
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Everyone loses in a knife fight.
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The dead don't get to control the lives of the living.
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Which is why I don't take it as cannon, it does not make sense.
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My grandma was an advocate of letting us pet the giant cactus. It only took all us kids once.
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It will be dead to the bone.
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It's not so easy to win. You have to work hard.
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The energy is energetic.
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The key to a good covert operation is never talking about it.
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Cardboard is not crunchy.
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Hey fellas, is it gay to be affectionate with your wife?
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You have been waiting until the last minute. This is the last minute. Tell them.
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You had one revision of a page say kurwa kurwa kurwa and the next one is all spaghetti."
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In general you will find that the Yiddish version of pretty much anything is better.
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The best line with manipulative people is "your emotions aren't my responsibility."
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Some of the kindest and most gentle souls rise like a phoenix from the ashes of a traumatic past.
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Yeah, it flooded Łódź recently. But what do you expect, the city is literally named 'boat'.
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He called the cops on his own party FOUR times.
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If someone is exhibiting attention-seeking behavior, they probably need attention.
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Being a parent is a wonderful thing, I don't wish it on anybody.
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Goddamn, Dutch street names sound like a cat walked on the keyboard.
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And then everyone clapped.
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I'm banned from all online sex stores. I don't wanna talk about it.
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By 'can't cook' I mean can't make anything that doesn't taste like mildew and sadness.
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Walter Benjamin has a van.
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You have come this far. You are stronger than you know.
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You have come this far. You will go further still.
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Did I mention they literally built the bed out of stuff they found in the trash? Because they did.
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They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing.
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Nice is different than good.
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Proposing at someone else's wedding is like dying in someone's else's funeral.
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As soon as someone has to clarify that they're joking, the jokes gone to far.
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Even ministers have more accountability than bureaucrats.
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They are entitled to their grief. They are not entitled to take their grief out on you.
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I fell in love with the eyes of a cashier.
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We've done it before. It's high time to show leadership rather than naked power.
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It's that time of the month again. There's a wildfire on a hill next to my house.
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A friend of ours got his nipple bit by a fish today...
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I am the guard. I summon Justice like I Summon Monster 1.
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It's an incredibly dream thing to do, too. It's as pointless as it is annoying.
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Man, being an artist is amazing and shitty at the same time.
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If you don't play, you can't lose.
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PHP is the art of taking something dumb and removing the only sensible bits it had.
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Okay, got an official diagnosis as to why this cat is bulging. Apparently... he's fat.
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It's gone from being a glory hole to being a very small window.
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Please just pick one argument and stick to it.
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You do know you take baths face up, right?
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I have very expensive tastes, which I work around by being very skilled.
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Your mom knows how to onion.
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Join me. Eels keep spawning.
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Everything is food until proven otherwise.
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Her time has passed. If there's an afterlife I'm sure she's pleased we're finally suffering.
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Act really dumb. Make him explicitly spell out his creepiness.
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You're the hero nobody needs but everybody wants to be.
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It is impossible for someone who has 15,000 cloaks not to want more.
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It pays to be the keeper of knowledge that no one else could be bothered to learn.
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The guy's a schizophrenic. All he has is weird.
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If you'd stop being so angry all the time, perhaps the world'd stop seeming so mean.
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You should know more about tree guy. I'm concerned you don't.
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There is always a bit of truth in legends.
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Violence is never the answer. Violence is a question. The answer is yes.
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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
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His mouth wrote a check his butt couldn't cash and he got arrested.
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I've got illegals in my bottom.
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So the fix is... you have to beat phan into submission.
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Trauma is complicated and doesn't require a direct articulable explanation.
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It's why wombats poop cubes.
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There are awful things in this world, but there are things worth protecting, too.
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Now tell me, what is the wish you will pay for with your soul?
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No potato salad is that good.
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It's like bringing condoms to a baby shower.
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Most who gain 'expertise' on the subject of the religion leave the religion.
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You lived, and then you died. You have not been forgotten.
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Look baby, I don't wanna brag, but I'm hung like a jury.
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That's 19 years ago. Kids born after that UI can now vote.
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You're under arrest for resisting arrest.
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Hello Operator, this is Batman.
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A new child is not a replacement for a dead person.
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Just because I've never seen a tornado in real life doesn't mean they don't exist, holy hell.
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A lot of the politenesses in language is functionally thoughtless lies.
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A good bra is like an orthopedic mattress.
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Scientifically, vegetables don't exist.
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A coconut is a fibrous, one-seeded drupe, which sounds like a Shakespearean insult to me.
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I am made of paper, but so are you.
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If you love your partner why the fuck do you need strippers?
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People think cucumbers don't really have a smell, but by god they do.
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VPN IS THE OFFICIAL E-SPORT GUMMY™
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Oh, it's not going to be classy at all. Trying too hard is desperately vulgar, after all.
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Behold, Brother, the Light within the soup.
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Over-tired me tends to double down in stubbornness. Sleep is the only cure.
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Love and respect your brothers. The rest is just commentary.
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