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Random mermaid
Yorkshiremen keep their word. Even to a shower of soft shandy-sipping southerners like you lot.

My flatmate has been trying really hard to buy a mango but he doesn't know what a mango actually looks like. The other day he accidentally bought a papaya instead and this morning he said 'I bought a mango, I think I got it right this time' and showed me a pack of persimmons.