Contrary to the honorary title, being a bag of dicks is not gender exclusive.
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Zomboys. They have yet to decay to the point of being zombmen.
I hereby declare 'Topcorn' to be a word. Topcorn. Noun. Describes the best and most flavorful popcorn on top of the bucket. Generally consumed at peak temperature and freshness. Objectively superior to that lukewarm salty styrofoam kibble at the bottom.