Are all of your people so tactless, or just you?
Privacy is a modern invention. Towns used to be too small to keep any secrets.
Madness string 1172
Eh, you're probably actually the figment of someone else's dream. When they wake up, you'll just go poof. If you now feel existential dread, congratulations! You're probably awake. (But you could still be the dream of a dread god.)