You are merely hallucinating for there is no such thing as the ministry of mustard.
Yeah your middle name is where you put the stupid name, that's why mine is Middle.
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It's so strange sometimes how we're conditioned to accept things like that, laughing along with people who profess to love us but they're 'just teasing and having fun' at our expense. That's what they say but after awhile, we start to wonder if there's a knife twisting and turning into our heart.