A portcullis is not black magic. It's fucking carpentry.
Madness string 481
The greatest mistake in life is to be continuously fearing that you will make one.
One of the first things that was taught in boot camp was basic hygiene. I thought the drill instructors were joking when they explained what toothpaste was and the motions used to brush your teeth. I took it for granted that everyone else was as lucky as I had been to be born into a loving family.