Madness string 45914

Random mermaid
Nothing better to make the pain go away than holding a puppy after killing hundreds of people.

You live your life, screw up a bunch of stuff, like, a lot of stuff, like to the point where people are like, 'This is messed up, even for florida.' But you can't hear them, because you fell into a the swamp trying to spraypaint a Taco Bell logo on a snapping turtle.