Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to super glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex.
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Being the bigger person isn't done for the other person, its done for yourself - that's why its being the bigger person, because you're not worrying about someone else's opinion to the point that your behavior is controlled by it. Not that I always do it. Being petty and vindictive is awesome when they're being a total fuckhead.