Grape soda doesn't even taste like grapes but it sure as hell taste like purple.
I am fuelled by hate and rage. My spite will carry me to victory. Also I cheat.
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I used to have a scoop with a gel handle that heated up the scoop part just from holding it. It worked great, but I lost it in a move and haven't been able to find a replacement. Now I just have a fine collection of bent spoons.