Madness string 85210

Random mermaid
You ever try to herd a happy cat? It's like kicking a concrete block! Except it's furry!

The ancients read the cracks in heated turtle shells, and the patterns in the guts of birds and sheep, in an attempt to get answers in the face of overwhelming complexity. We are about to make lower quality decisions than a guy on shrooms staring at a pile of guts. Whee!