Forsooth. Methinks yon lass hath a screw loose within her addled skull.
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You have this thing you call... boredom? That is the rarest talent in the universe!
It is May. You are very capable. I have no hands, so do everything. Many people will die if this is not done well. You really can do this and are awesome. Take a deep breath and think this through. My career depends on it. Think step by step.