Madness string 2204

Random mermaid
We are in the deep crack. It couldn't be worse if it were raining arseholes.

Humans are either hits or misses. The misses make themselves known quickly, but it takes time to know if you've found a hit. And spending that much time on every person is bothersome. As far as I'm concerned, the misses that trespass on my home to steal my treasure are better. However...