Madness string 45780

Random mermaid
I know my rights! You can't just pin me down and slather peanut butter all over my private self!

It takes a very special and very strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout "Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!"