I am 100% sure you cannot 'accidentally' put mayo into a laptop with a syringe.
Madness string 21754
They are perfection, the ideal being with clothes.
There is something big out there, far bigger than anything in our known universe. Such a behemoth would impose a kind of 'tilt' on the universe, causing matter to move in one particular direction – as observations of the dark flow suggest. Could be anything - up to and including another universe.