Madness string 111995

Random mermaid
White Claw tastes like thinking about your favorite Starburst flavor while licking a QR code.
Oh, they see. They pay by the numbers copied on somebody's kindle at a time, they're at least glancing at the stats, seeing if it would be worthy to add (or give up) licenses to this or that book. You just don't see them seeing. (Also, they're librarians, of course they see.)