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I'm charging by the head for this function, and you do have a head. For now.
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Less a lie than a fiction to meet them in their altered reality.
Also doesn't help that he's trying to threaten the human equivalent of charcoal: someone so thoroughly burnt, there's nothing left that's uncharred.