You know, all you had to say was 'this date is over'. No need to jump off a cliff.
Madness string 4098
I've all I've ever needed: teeth, claws, and a bottle of ale.
Lemme put it this way. There are infinite worlds that each have their own laws of physics, so you can be anything. I played a piece of IKEA furniture that was so incorrectly assembled it achieved sentience.