It's nice to not have to exist. It's nice to just exist.
Madness string 1526
If you tell the story long enough, you become the story.
The more you think about it, the more you realise all vampire rules are just anti-Italian rules. Can't eat garlic? IN ITALY? Can't go out in sunlight? IN ITALY? Can't go near crucifixes? IN ITALY? Can't cross running water? IN ITALY?