Doilies, linen cloths and similar fancy dressings are hereby known as 'Table Lingerie'.
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On a scale of napping in a comfy bed to tangoing with a bullet train, I'd rate it on the lower end, just below sampling XXX hot sauces when the hottest thing you usually taste is Sriracha, but just above sword fighting with scavenged bits of bamboo.