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Voices in the Shadows
There's a zombie in my refrigerator.
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No! I am the arbiter of my own reality! You cannot tell me how I am.
The atrocities my toddlers have committed with ketchup. Ketchup and strawberries. Ketchup and oranges. Ketchup by itself. Ketchup and gummies. God.