What has 4 letters, never has 5, and sometimes has 9.
The spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank; he guards the tomatoes.
Madness string 98211
Being mistaken for a princess by little girls is incredibly common. Now I could sit there and explain to them that, no, I'm just a boring regular person who spent way too much money to look like a cupcake, but that's not really what they want to hear. Kids deserve a little bit of extra magic in the world.