You can't control a rodeo, but you can try to make it meet the fire code.
Madness string 3649
Order. And not in a good way. Bleak. Colourless. Dead. Boring, boring, boring.
In the 5E game I sometimes play, we have a vainglorious bard who escaped the fey world, an apprentice adventurer cleric whose job is to catalogue communities, and a socially inept Train Wizard, who is just an int-based Warlock in service to a giant crystal spider that pulls the train around. I'm the last guy. I'm definitely not in charge. Nor should I be.