Logic gates put me to sleep... too much logic. Too much math.
Madness string 99429
How to make anything you do sound suspicious: be mostly specific. I.e. "Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally." "I met with a friend who is alive." "I went to the still standing, not burned home of my enemies."
It's easier to just get depressed and give up than it is to convince even one person that the game was rigged from the start.