Why is it always the religious men who end up being the most creepy?
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How to make anything you do sound suspicious: be mostly specific. I.e. "Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally." "I met with a friend who is alive." "I went to the still standing, not burned home of my enemies."
Criminals don't obey the law. It's more or less a requirement for the job.