Most folklore is good. They tend not to keep the rubbish stories.
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To have some fun with it, I'd probably then get one of those inflatable costumes and wear that on top. Immature, sure. But there's no way a T-Rex at the dinner table can be considered immodest.
Her husband was a crackhead, and her boyfriend's a serial killer. It's kind of hard not to take that personally.