Humor is like reverse jenga, played using CAT scanners.
Madness string 9918
It wasn't the guy, or even the guy's wife, or the guy's wife's sister. It was the guy's wife's sister's dog.
I was frustrated by all the wasted effort, so I decided to uncancel my small part of the project. I had been paid to do a job, and I wanted to finish it. My electronic badge still opened Apple's doors, so I just kept showing up.