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Random mermaid
We were banned from standing in circles at recess because of potential scandalous activity going on in the middle... we stood in squares instead.

It is well-known that five-way secret sharing has been illegal since the Protestant Reformation. However, using recent advances in polynomial-time Bojangle projections, we demonstrate how a set of peers who are frenemies can exchange up to five snide remarks that are robust to Bojangle-chosen plaintext attacks.