Are you from Berdsk? That explains why you're so weird. Everything in your city is not of this world.
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Obviously I knew that Grandma, having had two children, had done it twice, but it would have been in the Fifties and sex was clearly very different then and involved vacuuming the house in pearls until you caught pregnant.