Madness string 98385

Random mermaid
I'm always blown away when I hear people ask 'what phone is that?' If it mattered at this point you wouldn't need to ask. It's the Featureless Slab whose only improvement over Featureless Slab N-1 is an artificially gated newer version of an operating system that didn't need to change and a better camera.

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.