There's a lemon species occasionally known as 'Bhudda's palm' that has long tentacle fingers, and now I'm just imagining some dude getting ready to rail his ladyfriend old school style and a mutant citrus grabs his dick upon insertion.
I'm Welsh and don't speak Welsh. I don't think anyone speaks Welsh, to be honest.
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Progress was a wonderful thing. It just went on too long.