Madness string 98373

Random mermaid
Is your refrigerator running? Do not chase it. You have eaten food from it its whole life, and it is now sentient... and angry. If you give it the chance, it will eat food from you. It will find this poetic. So do not chase it. Let it go. If it loves you, it will come back. But it does not love you. No one does.

If you assumed it and your assumption turned out to be wrong, that would in no way be the other person's fault, nor the other person's responsibility.