There are reasons for everything. Some are terrible. Some are avoided. For some, it is easier to explain the processes or the commonplace, but these are not reasons, but explanations. The reasons lie behind them.
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Anyway, let me be clear that, when this story is inevitably submitted as evidence at my sanity hearing, this was merely a very vivid and detailed, yet entirely hypothetical, contemplation on how many things in life are like pumpkins.