Madness string 98316

Random mermaid
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

I'm not in contact with most of my family anymore, but the family motto of 'woodchipper, backhoe, and ten acres of swampland' lives strong in my heart. If I get a stalker, I'm inviting them down to mawmaw and pawpaw's, and we're dealing with this proper.