Seriously, dressing a toddler is already like trying to thread a wet noodle, why do skinny jeans and make it even harder?!
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Not just ordinary salt, mind you – no, not our old friend sodium chloride – but, rather, the much stranger, 'I didn't even know this wasn't poisonous, let alone food', ammonium chloride. Yeah, salmiakki is weird.