Reporters just keep _splainingsplaining and it offends me deeply.
Madness string 9830
Were you then, you might have been.
Imagine how wet his bed is from all that leakage. Now imagine the crustiness and the smell as it dries out and ages. Like an overly used cum sock from the worst part of reddit, just instead of being born of incredibly perverse horniness it's been made from sheer neglect and apathy.