Pork doesn't sit in your intestines for seven years if you eat it.
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A sylvari with thighs like an oak... possibly because she is an oak.
Addiction is compulsive engagement in a thing despite consequences. Unfortunately diet tends to be a slow burn; you don't feel blood pressure or sugars creeping up until really it's too late. You can more or less live a normal life before you deal with the consequences in your late 20's.