I just wanted him to be wrong. So he'd... be wrong.
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The discourse on Bigfoot forums is unbelievably polite. Replies to the thread 'how old is Bigfoot?' vary from 'as Bigfoot is a being of pure light and energy, it is impossible to know' and 'he is thirty five'.
Just because something is a metaphor doesn't mean it can't be real.