You ran so hard from your parents that you became them on crack.
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The discourse on Bigfoot forums is unbelievably polite. Replies to the thread 'how old is Bigfoot?' vary from 'as Bigfoot is a being of pure light and energy, it is impossible to know' and 'he is thirty five'.
Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older I've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes.