The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways. By force.
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I've been in a similar situation a couple of times before, and I always make a point to apologize directly to the child for their parent's 'terrible behavior'. That usually gets the shitty parent really riled up, which is always good for a laugh.
You see stuff looming up like iceberg things ahead but you mustn't do anything about it because it's a law. Can't break the law.