What exactly is 'suspicious' about a 14-year-old having bad skin? It would be more suspicious if a 14-year-old had good skin. A 14-year-old with good skin is probably two 7-year-olds in a trench coat.
Teachers don't have it that way. Without kids, we're worthless. And very lazy.
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Without alcohol you actually have to plan a bit for a party since people will expect to be entertained.