That's the problem with metaphor, it always ends who knows where it ends.
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What exactly is 'suspicious' about a 14-year-old having bad skin? It would be more suspicious if a 14-year-old had good skin. A 14-year-old with good skin is probably two 7-year-olds in a trench coat.
Milk first only works if you're brewing the cereal in a teapot.