Thanks for calling Walmart, I don't work here - how may I help you?
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As a kid, I ate whole sunflower seeds. Shell and all. Surprisingly they splinter very well, and I never learned my lesson from the pain, just kind of outgrew it. I was a weird kid.
After decades of studying the curve and the procedure that generates it, the consensus explanation is 'it's just like that'.