You never seen the film Birds? Chickens are worserer than that even. Think of rapacious pterodactyls, and that's chickens for you. Ever seen one sharpening a carving knife, whilst licking its lips and looking at you? That's chickens for you.
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Instead of breaking the law to prove a point, you prove a point by obeying the law in the most grindy, smartass way possible.