There are so many ways an intoxicated cow could go.
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Did Boaty McBoatface teach them nothing? Council asks for names for its two new road gritters and the public answers with ... Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney and David Plowie.