Florida Man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand.
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The first time you say no you should be as polite as possible. The second time you should be firm as possible. But the third time you can be as rude and mean as you like because it's pretty clear they're not listening to you anyway.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of.