Long story short, it feels like a broke Jabba the Hutt has moved in to our place.
Madness string 95581
I thought that if the light of the sun was hot, it followed that the light of the moon was cold. And that was why it was cold at night, because the moonlight was cooling it down.
I am having flashbacks to a patron who sent her entire breakfast back because her toast was 'too toasty'.