Even the priests have given up trying to explain it.
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Guys, please touch your balls on the regular! Especially if you're a young guy. Don't be shy and speak to your doctor if something feels amiss.
Kids sometimes latch on to the oddest aspects of a situation. They're people with opinions and experiences and priorities, and their emotions are close to the surface, and no amount of reasoning with them will always get the outcome you think is correct.