Madness string 95129

Random mermaid
I didn't even smoke it. I snorted some and my immediate thought was... 'I know why people get hooked'. I felt like superman. I was smarter, stronger, faster, etc. I could conquered all of my problems. Then my second thought was 'how can I get more'. And that scared me. I never touched it again.

I also have the string 'new messages (2,312)' from LiquidThreads rewritten as 'noise' using per-user JavaScript.