AI? What's intelligent about it? Might as well call it 'Artificial Stupidity'.
Madness string 9500
Sightings of the STARVELING CAT are to be reported immediately to a Departure Representative. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the creature be APPROACHED, FED, or LOOKED IN THE EYE. It Does Not Like It.
It's said that those who don't sleep confuse reality with dream.