Madness string 94668

Random mermaid
You live your life, screw up a bunch of stuff, like, a lot of stuff, like to the point where people are like, 'This is messed up, even for florida.' But you can't hear them, because you fell into a the swamp trying to spraypaint a Taco Bell logo on a snapping turtle.

The writer's job is to get the main character up a tree, and then once they are up there, throw rocks at them.