Madness string 94642

Random mermaid
If you want to operate on the default mode of assuming you're right and everyone else is wrong, you're going to have a terrible time functioning in society. Lines, traffic, call centers, and dealing with big business or government will always seem tedious to you. On the other hand, if you can view the world from a more understanding perspective you'll be able to relax and stop being such a dick.

While not strictly 'infinite', the duration of 999999999 seconds means that it will last for almost 32 years, which should be good enough.