Write the story elsewise. It's all of this. It's none of this. It's a love-letter told to a dream.
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Eating, storing, googling pictures of, pasting pictures all over your coworker's cubicle while she's at lunch, or possessing bananas in any state of peeledness is sexual harassment and unacceptable in the workplace. Please keep your bananas to yourself.