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Random mermaid
LVM is complex to set up and administer only because nobody seems to believe in writing usable drive partitioning tools in linux. Hint: if I have to run one command to find out how much space a drive has free and then copy/paste that number exactly into another command within the same package/software suite, you failed at usability.
Taverns could keep a perpetual stew going for years on end, they just keep throwing in new ingredients each day. Because everything is kept hot, bacteria can't thrive and the oldest meat and veggies just break down and dissolve into the broth.